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Angelina Jolie

Season 8 • 07/14/2003

Angelina Jolie knows she's not a normal person.

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02:52

Mark Your Calendar - July
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Bastille- it's French for "Why are you stabbing me? I just freed you."
07/10/2003
00:14

Moment of Zen - Revisionist Historians
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George W. Bush talks about "Revisionist Historians."
07/10/2003
02:12

Fool Britannia
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Tony Blair takes heat for his pre-war statements about Iraqi weapons in a no holds barred bitch-fest known as the British Parliament.
07/10/2003
01:00

Working Blue
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It's called "working blue". It's being dirty.
07/10/2003
03:09

Atomic Crock
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President Bush was using intelligence that was faulty at best, and a lie at worst.
07/10/2003
02:45

Notoriously B.I.G.
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Kraft Foods -- the people who invented the Triple-Stuffed Oreo -- are suddenly interested in public health.
07/14/2003
05:12

Lies of the Machines
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Rob Corddry researches new technologies and the machines that may take over our society.
07/14/2003
02:10

Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Watercress
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Steve Carell informs us that watercress is a remedy against bowel tumors.
07/14/2003
03:04

Headlines - Meet the Press
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Saddam Hussein and Kim Jong-il are both evil despots who do terrible things and hurt their own people, but Hussein lied to the United Nations.
07/14/2003
00:31

Moment of Zen - U.N. Resolutions
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Donald Rumsfeld thinks Saddam Hussein is more dangerous than Kim Jong-il because he violated U.N. resolutions.
07/14/2003
05:26

Angelina Jolie
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Jon wants to know if he can have Angelina Jolie's kid.
07/14/2003
00:11

Moment of Zen - Hurricane Claudette
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A CNN reporter apologizes for not being able to withstand hurricane force rain in the face.
07/15/2003
01:37

Intro - Barbara Walters
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Jon Stewart apologizes for incorrectly reporting Barbara Walters's status as a drunken whore.
07/15/2003
03:02

Mess O'Potamia - Darn Intelligence
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George W. Bush has full faith in the darn good intelligence America has at its disposal.
07/15/2003
02:41

Gary Hart Pt. 2
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Gary Hart feels George W. Bush is an inept leader but he doesn't have the $250 million to take him on in 2004.
07/15/2003
02:57

Nnnggehhh... - Director of Homeland Security
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The figurehead Department of Homeland Security unveils a urine-free new logo and tries to get bumped closer to the presidency.
07/15/2003
03:16

Homeland Bureaucracy
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Rob Corddry is excited about the symbolic, non-bureaucratic changes afoot in the Department for Homeland Security.
07/15/2003
06:15

Gary Hart Pt. 1
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After calling for a Department for Homeland Security and warning of a terrorist attack in 1999, Gary Hart says America still has a long way to go.
07/15/2003
01:49

Hurricane Coverage
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Hurricanes are very serious, but news teams have fancy equipment and lots of people to track their every move.
07/16/2003
05:34

Rowan Atkinson
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Rowan Atkinson has come to conquer America with his maxi-movie.
07/16/2003
02:58

Ad Nauseam - Hygiene Products
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Advertisers try to sell you products for your disgusting body without making you sick.
07/16/2003
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