The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 5 • 07/26/2000
Jennifer Beals ice skates at a third grade level.
Recap - 7/25/00The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon recaps the night's top story: Dick Cheney's selection of himself as George W. Bush's running mate.
Intro - 7/25/00The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon announces The Daily Show's temporary move to Philadelphia and reveals the origins of the city's nickname, "The City of Brotherly Love."
Headlines - Chest DefenseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A new robot can perform heart surgery, but nothing will replace the cold mechanical treatment you get from a real doctor.
Other News - Felonious MonkThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Permits to keep endangered species will not be issued, unless they're used to blind the animals in order to create bouncier shampoos.
Moment of Zen - Making OutThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
In a scene from "Wishful Thinking," Jon makes out with Jennifer Beals.
Recap - 7/26/00The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon Stewart recaps today's top stories of failed peace, a monkey confiscation and a robot doctor.
Books A Poppin' - EbooksThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
You can read Stephen King's new book for a dollar -- a chapter.
Indecision 2000 - Jazz HandsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Now more than ever we are reminded that politics is about image, media image.
Item of the Week - Glued PenisThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A Pennsylvanian teen whose penis was glued to his abdomen has no choice but to wait for it to free itself.
Headlines - Peace OutThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Middle East peace talks break down when Israel refuses to hand over valued Palestinian territories.
Jennifer BealsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jennifer Beals believes there's no in-between when it comes to a hockey player's looks.
Moment of Zen - Pledge of AllegianceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The people at the Republican National Convention perform the Pledge of Allegiance.
Indecision 2000 - EducationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The Daily Show correspondents give their thoughts on the Republican plans for education.
Indecision 2000 - Stephen, Nancy, Mo, and SteveThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The Daily Show correspondents report live from the Republican National Convention, and it is awesome.
Indecision 2000 - Convention HighlightsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Delegates from gated communities everywhere gathered this week for the Republican National Convention.
Interview - Bob Dole Part 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Senator Bob Dole discusses what Republicans need to do to win the Presidential Election.
Indecision 2000 - Republican HealthcareThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Stephen Colbert and Nancy Walls discuss new comprehensive Republican healthcare initiatives, which stress close proximity pap smears.
Interview - Bob DoleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Bob Dole explains the Republican stance on education is to stop Democrats from learning.
Intro - Indecision 2000The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
As the only news organization covering the event, The Daily Show plans on dominating the Republican National Convention.
The Philadelphia StoryThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Vamce DeGeneres shows why people may want to come back to Philadelphia and retrieve what was stolen from them the first time.
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