The Colbert Report
Hamid Karzai's Fashionable Hat
Season 6 • 01/27/2010
Hamid Karzai's hat says, "I am ready to lead, or drive a tiny car in a parade."
Mika BrzezinskiThe Colbert ReportS6
Mika Brzezinski couldn't do anything right when she tried to be the perfect wife, mother and journalist.
Own a Piece of Histor-Me - Original C-Shaped Anchor DeskThe Colbert ReportS6
You can own Stephen's original C-shaped anchor desk made from the finest acrylic, wood and bones of his enemies.
Andre Bauer Is Not Against AnimalsThe Colbert ReportS6
Andre Bauer is not against animals -- a dog is very handy for chasing poor people off his lawn.
Tip/Wag - Creigh Deeds & ScareBear Trail CompanionThe Colbert ReportS6
Creigh Deeds promotes lifetime hunting licenses for babies, and hikers can scare off bears with an iPhone app.
Democrats Must Fight Back - Paul BegalaThe Colbert ReportS6
Paul Begala believes the Democrats need to do three things: attack, attack, attack.
Arthur BenjaminThe Colbert ReportS6
Arthur Benjamin loves to combine his passions of math and magic to do "mathemagics."
Sign Off - Give Stephen an iPadThe Colbert ReportS6
In case Stephen didn't make himself perfectly clear -- give him an iPad.
Fox News Puts James O'Keefe Into ContextThe Colbert ReportS6
Fox News will not jump to conclusions about James O'Keefe's arrest for tampering with Mary Landrieu's phone lines.
The Word - Prece-Don'tThe Colbert ReportS6
John Roberts has a brilliant legal strategy to get around following precedent: not following precedent.
Intro - 1/27/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen questions whether corporations have the right to free speech and hopes Arthur Benjamin tells him what comes after 14.
Hamid Karzai's Fashionable HatThe Colbert ReportS6
Hamid Karzai is a constant target of assassination, but that doesn't stop him from making sure his head stands out from the crowd.
Sign Off - Bid on Stephen's C-Shaped DeskThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen offered to donate his "C" desk to the Dr. James W. Colbert fund, but someone's too precious about germs to operate on it.
Stephen's State of the Union SpeechThe Colbert ReportS6
White President Bob McDonnell connects with the average American after Barack Obama offers a floundering pre-buttal.
David GergenThe Colbert ReportS6
David Gergen believes Obama connected with the younger generation in his State of the Union address, but not the blue-collar workers.
Sport Report - All-White Basketball & Jana RawlinsonThe Colbert ReportS6
Don "Moose" Lewis starts an all-white basketball team, and Jana Rawlinson removes her breast implants.
The Word - Siren SongThe Colbert ReportS6
Republicans must tie themselves to the mast of their principles in order to sail safely to re-election.
Harold Ford Jr.The Colbert ReportS6
Harold Ford Jr. maintains his consistent pro-choice position and explains why he changed his mind about gay marriage.
Sport Report - Nicole Detling Miller & Jessica SmithThe Colbert ReportS6
Sport Psychology Consultant Nicole Detling Miller teaches Stephen how to mentally coach Jessica Smith.
Sign Off - Kentucky Fried RegretThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen says goodnight while eating his Sergeant Salinger bucket of chicken.
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