The Colbert Report
Hamid Karzai's Fashionable Hat
Season 6 • 01/27/2010
Hamid Karzai's hat says, "I am ready to lead, or drive a tiny car in a parade."
The Colbert ReportS6 Mika Brzezinski
Mika Brzezinski couldn't do anything right when she tried to be the perfect wife, mother and journalist.
The Colbert ReportS6 Own a Piece of Histor-Me - Original C-Shaped Anchor Desk
You can own Stephen's original C-shaped anchor desk made from the finest acrylic, wood and bones of his enemies.
The Colbert ReportS6 Andre Bauer Is Not Against Animals
Andre Bauer is not against animals -- a dog is very handy for chasing poor people off his lawn.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tip/Wag - Creigh Deeds & ScareBear Trail Companion
Creigh Deeds promotes lifetime hunting licenses for babies, and hikers can scare off bears with an iPhone app.
The Colbert ReportS6 Democrats Must Fight Back - Paul Begala
Paul Begala believes the Democrats need to do three things: attack, attack, attack.
The Colbert ReportS6 Arthur Benjamin
Arthur Benjamin loves to combine his passions of math and magic to do "mathemagics."
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Give Stephen an iPad
In case Stephen didn't make himself perfectly clear -- give him an iPad.
The Colbert ReportS6 Fox News Puts James O'Keefe Into Context
Fox News will not jump to conclusions about James O'Keefe's arrest for tampering with Mary Landrieu's phone lines.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - Prece-Don't
John Roberts has a brilliant legal strategy to get around following precedent: not following precedent.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 1/27/10
Stephen questions whether corporations have the right to free speech and hopes Arthur Benjamin tells him what comes after 14.
The Colbert ReportS6 Hamid Karzai's Fashionable Hat
Hamid Karzai is a constant target of assassination, but that doesn't stop him from making sure his head stands out from the crowd.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Bid on Stephen's C-Shaped Desk
Stephen offered to donate his "C" desk to the Dr. James W. Colbert fund, but someone's too precious about germs to operate on it.
The Colbert ReportS6 Stephen's State of the Union Speech
White President Bob McDonnell connects with the average American after Barack Obama offers a floundering pre-buttal.
The Colbert ReportS6 David Gergen
David Gergen believes Obama connected with the younger generation in his State of the Union address, but not the blue-collar workers.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sport Report - All-White Basketball & Jana Rawlinson
Don "Moose" Lewis starts an all-white basketball team, and Jana Rawlinson removes her breast implants.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - Siren Song
Republicans must tie themselves to the mast of their principles in order to sail safely to re-election.
The Colbert ReportS6 Harold Ford Jr.
Harold Ford Jr. maintains his consistent pro-choice position and explains why he changed his mind about gay marriage.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sport Report - Nicole Detling Miller & Jessica Smith
Sport Psychology Consultant Nicole Detling Miller teaches Stephen how to mentally coach Jessica Smith.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Kentucky Fried Regret
Stephen says goodnight while eating his Sergeant Salinger bucket of chicken.
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