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Sign Off - Elephant Beat

Season 7 • 02/24/2011

Stephen reads Elephant Beat.

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05:03

Nailed 'Em - Mark Burdett
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Anarchist Mark Burdett is thrown to the ground by police at a San Francisco protest and charged with jaywalking.
02/23/2011
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00:31

Intro - 2/23/11
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Stephen brings a criminal to a biker bar down the street, and Stephanie Coontz talks about women in the 60s.
02/23/2011
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05:49

Stephanie Coontz
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Stephanie Coontz says that women in the 1960s who wanted more in life than to be a housewife were diagnosed with penis envy.
02/23/2011
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04:53

Bust in Show
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Since government workers refuse to live up to the greedy goon stereotype, the Tea Party must do it for them.
02/23/2011
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02:35

USA Today Infographic Sells Out
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Now that USA Today's infographic is in the pocket of Big Suit, Stephen will have to get his news from Snapple caps.
02/23/2011
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03:27

Corporate Hacker Tries to Take Down WikiLeaks
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A corporate hacker tries to take down WikiLeaks by faking documents and blackmailing American journalists.
02/24/2011
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04:14

Republicans Flirt With Presidential Candidacy
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For unattached voters like Stephen, the Republican field has so many caucus teases, and they're all playing hard to get.
02/24/2011
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05:08

Mike Huckabee
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Mike Huckabee believes there aren't nearly enough potential presidential candidates working for Fox News.
02/24/2011
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03:54

Corporate Hacker Tries to Take Down WikiLeaks - Glenn Greenwald
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Glenn Greenwald praises WikiLeaks for shining a light on what government and corporations do in secret.
02/24/2011
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03:24

Era of American Dental Exceptionalism Is Over
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The plummeting number of toothpaste varieties infringes on Stephen's right to brush each of his 32 teeth with its own individual toothpaste.
02/24/2011
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00:05

Sign Off - Elephant Beat
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Stephen signs off with Elephant Beat.
02/24/2011
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00:13

Sign Off - Tomorrow's Goodnight Preview
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Join Stephen this same time tomorrow for another goodnight.
02/28/2011
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04:19

Tip/Wag - Joe Reed & Levi's Ex-Girlfriend Jeans
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Montana Representative Joe Reed legislates scientific fact on global warming, and Levi's introduces ex-girlfriend jeans.
02/28/2011
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04:00

Art Stephen Up Challenge - Phillips de Pury Auction
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Stephen announces the Phillips de Pury auction and unveils a new artistic interpretation of his portrait in which he appears to be part duck.
02/28/2011
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00:37

Intro - 2/28/11
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Stephen deals with climate change by staying inside, and Michael Scheuer has no trouble finding a publisher for his book about Osama bin Laden.
02/28/2011
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04:27

Anonymous Hacks The Colbert Report
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It's no surprise that Anonymous hacked The Colbert Report since they've been hacking Stephen's bathroom scale for years.
02/28/2011
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05:55

Michael Scheuer
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Michael Scheuer believes the war on terror has barely begun because the American people don't have a clue about why they're being attacked.
02/28/2011
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06:56

Evan Osnos
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Evan Osnos believes America needs to be working as hard as China if it wants to come up with the next big technological idea.
03/01/2011
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04:02

Muammar al-Gaddafi Competes With Charlie Sheen
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Muammar al-Gaddafi tries to grab the limelight back from Charlie Sheen by sitting down with Christiane Amanpour.
03/01/2011
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00:34

Intro - 3/1/11
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Stephen looks at the growing gap between rich and poor, addresses America's elderly and talks to Evan Osnos about the Oscars.
03/01/2011
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04:38

The Word - New Country for Old Men
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The newly formed America Plus will still maintain normal diplomatic relations with poor America.
03/01/2011
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