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Sign Off - Elephant Beat

Season 7 • 02/24/2011

Stephen reads Elephant Beat.

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05:03

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Nailed 'Em - Mark Burdett

Anarchist Mark Burdett is thrown to the ground by police at a San Francisco protest and charged with jaywalking.
02/23/2011
00:31

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Intro - 2/23/11

Stephen brings a criminal to a biker bar down the street, and Stephanie Coontz talks about women in the 60s.
02/23/2011
05:49

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Stephanie Coontz

Stephanie Coontz says that women in the 1960s who wanted more in life than to be a housewife were diagnosed with penis envy.
02/23/2011
04:53

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Bust in Show

Since government workers refuse to live up to the greedy goon stereotype, the Tea Party must do it for them.
02/23/2011
02:35

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USA Today Infographic Sells Out

Now that USA Today's infographic is in the pocket of Big Suit, Stephen will have to get his news from Snapple caps.
02/23/2011
03:27

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Corporate Hacker Tries to Take Down WikiLeaks

A corporate hacker tries to take down WikiLeaks by faking documents and blackmailing American journalists.
02/24/2011
04:14

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Republicans Flirt With Presidential Candidacy

For unattached voters like Stephen, the Republican field has so many caucus teases, and they're all playing hard to get.
02/24/2011
05:08

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Mike Huckabee

Mike Huckabee believes there aren't nearly enough potential presidential candidates working for Fox News.
02/24/2011
03:54

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Corporate Hacker Tries to Take Down WikiLeaks - Glenn Greenwald

Glenn Greenwald praises WikiLeaks for shining a light on what government and corporations do in secret.
02/24/2011
03:24

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Era of American Dental Exceptionalism Is Over

The plummeting number of toothpaste varieties infringes on Stephen's right to brush each of his 32 teeth with its own individual toothpaste.
02/24/2011
00:05

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Sign Off - Elephant Beat

Stephen signs off with Elephant Beat.
02/24/2011
00:13

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Sign Off - Tomorrow's Goodnight Preview

Join Stephen this same time tomorrow for another goodnight.
02/28/2011
04:19

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Tip/Wag - Joe Reed & Levi's Ex-Girlfriend Jeans

Montana Representative Joe Reed legislates scientific fact on global warming, and Levi's introduces ex-girlfriend jeans.
02/28/2011
04:00

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Art Stephen Up Challenge - Phillips de Pury Auction

Stephen announces the Phillips de Pury auction and unveils a new artistic interpretation of his portrait in which he appears to be part duck.
02/28/2011
00:37

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Intro - 2/28/11

Stephen deals with climate change by staying inside, and Michael Scheuer has no trouble finding a publisher for his book about Osama bin Laden.
02/28/2011
04:27

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Anonymous Hacks The Colbert Report

It's no surprise that Anonymous hacked The Colbert Report since they've been hacking Stephen's bathroom scale for years.
02/28/2011
05:55

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Michael Scheuer

Michael Scheuer believes the war on terror has barely begun because the American people don't have a clue about why they're being attacked.
02/28/2011
06:56

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Evan Osnos

Evan Osnos believes America needs to be working as hard as China if it wants to come up with the next big technological idea.
03/01/2011
04:02

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Muammar al-Gaddafi Competes With Charlie Sheen

Muammar al-Gaddafi tries to grab the limelight back from Charlie Sheen by sitting down with Christiane Amanpour.
03/01/2011
00:34

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Intro - 3/1/11

Stephen looks at the growing gap between rich and poor, addresses America's elderly and talks to Evan Osnos about the Oscars.
03/01/2011
04:38

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The Word - New Country for Old Men

The newly formed America Plus will still maintain normal diplomatic relations with poor America.
03/01/2011
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