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Sign Off - Elephant Beat
Season 7 • 02/24/2011
Stephen reads Elephant Beat.
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05:03
The Colbert Report
S7
Nailed 'Em - Mark Burdett
Anarchist Mark Burdett is thrown to the ground by police at a San Francisco protest and charged with jaywalking.
02/23/2011
00:31
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 2/23/11
Stephen brings a criminal to a biker bar down the street, and Stephanie Coontz talks about women in the 60s.
02/23/2011
05:49
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephanie Coontz
Stephanie Coontz says that women in the 1960s who wanted more in life than to be a housewife were diagnosed with penis envy.
02/23/2011
04:53
The Colbert Report
S7
Bust in Show
Since government workers refuse to live up to the greedy goon stereotype, the Tea Party must do it for them.
02/23/2011
02:35
The Colbert Report
S7
USA Today Infographic Sells Out
Now that USA Today's infographic is in the pocket of Big Suit, Stephen will have to get his news from Snapple caps.
02/23/2011
03:27
The Colbert Report
S7
Corporate Hacker Tries to Take Down WikiLeaks
A corporate hacker tries to take down WikiLeaks by faking documents and blackmailing American journalists.
02/24/2011
04:14
The Colbert Report
S7
Republicans Flirt With Presidential Candidacy
For unattached voters like Stephen, the Republican field has so many caucus teases, and they're all playing hard to get.
02/24/2011
05:08
The Colbert Report
S7
Mike Huckabee
Mike Huckabee believes there aren't nearly enough potential presidential candidates working for Fox News.
02/24/2011
03:54
The Colbert Report
S7
Corporate Hacker Tries to Take Down WikiLeaks - Glenn Greenwald
Glenn Greenwald praises WikiLeaks for shining a light on what government and corporations do in secret.
02/24/2011
03:24
The Colbert Report
S7
Era of American Dental Exceptionalism Is Over
The plummeting number of toothpaste varieties infringes on Stephen's right to brush each of his 32 teeth with its own individual toothpaste.
02/24/2011
00:05
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Elephant Beat
Stephen signs off with Elephant Beat.
02/24/2011
00:13
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Tomorrow's Goodnight Preview
Join Stephen this same time tomorrow for another goodnight.
02/28/2011
04:19
The Colbert Report
S7
Tip/Wag - Joe Reed & Levi's Ex-Girlfriend Jeans
Montana Representative Joe Reed legislates scientific fact on global warming, and Levi's introduces ex-girlfriend jeans.
02/28/2011
04:00
The Colbert Report
S7
Art Stephen Up Challenge - Phillips de Pury Auction
Stephen announces the Phillips de Pury auction and unveils a new artistic interpretation of his portrait in which he appears to be part duck.
02/28/2011
00:37
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 2/28/11
Stephen deals with climate change by staying inside, and Michael Scheuer has no trouble finding a publisher for his book about Osama bin Laden.
02/28/2011
04:27
The Colbert Report
S7
Anonymous Hacks The Colbert Report
It's no surprise that Anonymous hacked The Colbert Report since they've been hacking Stephen's bathroom scale for years.
02/28/2011
05:55
The Colbert Report
S7
Michael Scheuer
Michael Scheuer believes the war on terror has barely begun because the American people don't have a clue about why they're being attacked.
02/28/2011
06:56
The Colbert Report
S7
Evan Osnos
Evan Osnos believes America needs to be working as hard as China if it wants to come up with the next big technological idea.
03/01/2011
04:02
The Colbert Report
S7
Muammar al-Gaddafi Competes With Charlie Sheen
Muammar al-Gaddafi tries to grab the limelight back from Charlie Sheen by sitting down with Christiane Amanpour.
03/01/2011
00:34
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 3/1/11
Stephen looks at the growing gap between rich and poor, addresses America's elderly and talks to Evan Osnos about the Oscars.
03/01/2011
04:38
The Colbert Report
S7
The Word - New Country for Old Men
The newly formed America Plus will still maintain normal diplomatic relations with poor America.
03/01/2011
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