The Colbert Report
Better Know a District - New York's 22nd - Maurice Hinchey
Season 3 • 03/21/2007
Representative Maurice Hinchey doesn't take any guff and is not on the brown acid.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/20/07
Scientist do some renovating inside the womb, Stephen gives us a reason to visit Canada, and country musician Willie Nelson stops by.
The Colbert ReportS3 Willie Nelson
Stephen and Willie Nelson sample each other's ice creams for the first time. Willie enjoys Americone Dream and Stephen accepts an unspoken apology.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Supernatural
After reading an article about babies being "turned straight" in the womb, Stephen feels everything should be genetically engineered to look more like the Bible says.
The Colbert ReportS3 ThreatDown - Polar Bear Cub
After a mama polar bear rejected her cub the zoo planned to care for it but activist Frank Albrecht felt the cub should be killed -- Stephen agrees.
The Colbert ReportS3 Impeach Bush
Stephen supports President Bush by antagonizing the Democrats and telling Congress to strap on their balls.
The Colbert ReportS3 Stephen's Stoned Friend
After the ice cream feud is finally settled, Stephen hangs out with Willie Nelson on his tour bus and Willie becomes Stephen's new stoned friend.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Sex
Richard Cizik's speaking out about hurting the environment dilutes Christianity's first priority of promoting sexual abstinence.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/21/07
Evangelicals can't see eye to eye on global warming, Stephen presents a segment in the name of writing off his summer home and Benjamin Barber stops by to not plug his book.
The Colbert ReportS3 Benjamin Barber
Benjamin Barber explains why consumer culture is bad for humanity and Stephen inquires as to whether he's a Subway or a Quiznos man.
The Colbert ReportS3 Better Know a District - New York's 22nd - Maurice Hinchey
Stephen speaks with Congressman Maurice Hinchey about New York's 22nd district, the brown acid, great one-liners of the Borsch Belt and the best way to bring the troops home.
The Colbert ReportS3 Infomosexual Graphics
Stephen explains that USA Today printed a homosexually suggestive infographic in its money section.
The Colbert ReportS3 Face-Reading Expert
A face-reading expert from the Chicago Sun Times analyzes the features of Stephen's face.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 3/22/07
Washington, D.C. may get a vote, Louisiana bans cockfighting and Steven interviews CBS Evening News anchorwoman Katie Couric.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sport Report - NCAA Final Four
Stephen discusses March Madness and then talks with Coach Mancini of the Saginaw Spirit about the upcoming playoffs.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Future
Stephen encourages his audience to join him for his upcoming show on Monday -- in the future.
The Colbert ReportS3 Katie Couric
Stephen wonders if Katie Couric would have an easier time delivering the news if she did it as a man.
The Colbert ReportS3 Eleanor Holmes Norton
Stephen doesn't see why D.C. residents should get a vote in Congress if they could just open a window and yell to have their voices heard.
The Colbert ReportS3 Mummy
Stephen missed his chance to bid in future auctions with an ancient mummified hand for a paddle.
The Colbert ReportS3 Torture Gonzales
How dare Chuck Hagel say we're living in a monarchy? The president should confiscate his lands and deny his peerage.
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