The Colbert Report
Forced Tank Spending
Season 9 • 04/30/2013
Ohio Senator Rob Portman and Congressman Jim Jordan defend the cost of superfluous Army tanks.
The Word - We Shall UndermineThe Colbert ReportS9
If conservatives like Pat Buchanan are going to refuse to accept gay marriage, they must protest as if they were a marginalized and condemned minority.
Stephen's Worst Sports NightmareThe Colbert ReportS9
NBA center Jason Collins comes out as black and gay, but it's even more shocking that he came out as a player for the Washington Wizards.
The Final Days of Straight AmericaThe Colbert ReportS9
As the gay rights bandwagon sweeps the globe, some conservative Christians are speaking out against "homo-fascists."
Intro - 4/29/13The Colbert ReportS9
A new minority emerges, the prison system looks more fun on TV, and punk pioneer Iggy Pop performs with The Stooges.
Iggy PopThe Colbert ReportS9
An almost-shirtless Iggy Pop recalls driving into a Christmas tree orchard after falling asleep at the wheel.
Evan Spiegel & Bobby MurphyThe Colbert ReportS9
The founders of Snapchat discuss how their smart phone app promotes more natural and expressive human communication when two people are apart.
The Word - Medical LeaveThe Colbert ReportS9
Medical repatriation -- the unregulated ability to ship patients back to their hometown -- provides the perfect answer to America's immigration and budget crisis.
Intro - 4/30/13The Colbert ReportS9
America finds a solution for immigration issues, beer makes big strides, and Snapchat makers Evan Spiegel and Bobby Murphy share their photo messaging app.
Thought for Food - Spreadable Sharia & Buddy CupThe Colbert ReportS9
A delicious Middle Eastern appetizer creeps onto American plates, and Budweiser develops a beer cup that integrates Facebook.
Forced Tank SpendingThe Colbert ReportS9
Congress allocates millions of tax dollars to upgrade the Abrams tank, but General Raymond Odierno says the Army doesn't need or want it.
Sign Off - "The Heist"The Colbert ReportS9
Stephen reads about Macklemore and Ryan Lewis's debut album.
The Word - N.R.A.-vanaThe Colbert ReportS9
As grieving families start to win the emotional argument on gun control, Senator Rand Paul reminds America that gun owners have been the real victims.
Macklemore & Ryan LewisThe Colbert ReportS9
The independent artists give advice to major music labels and talk about hip-hop's homophobic and misogynistic past.
Over-the-Counter Plan BThe Colbert ReportS9
America's foremost experts on women's health -- or conservative men in their 60s -- slam the FDA's decision to sell Plan B without a prescription.
Background Check BacklashThe Colbert ReportS9
The daughter of the principal who was slain at Sandy Hook ambushes New Hampshire Senator Kelly Ayotte on gun control.
Intro - 5/2/13The Colbert ReportS9
America revisits Guantanamo Bay, Hollywood churns out summer blockbusters, and accomplished actor Ben Kingsley sits down with Stephen.
Sign Off - Montclair Film FestivalThe Colbert ReportS9
There are so many films in Montclair, it's like a festival of them.
Movies That Are Destroying America - Summer Movie Edition - "Man of Steel" & "Iron Man 3"The Colbert ReportS9
Some limey named Henry Cavill plays Superman, and "Iron Man 3" removes a negative Chinese connotation from its bonus footage.
Ben KingsleyThe Colbert ReportS9
The "Iron Man 3" star talks about playing Gandhi, trembling at his knighting ceremony and portraying a villain.
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