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Intro - 4/24/07

Season 3 • 04/24/2007

Congress may install two new seats. Who will get the no-bid contract to install them?

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04:58

Mike Huckabee - Running Mate Bid
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Mike Huckabee and Stephen talk about plastic fruit and rowing in paddleboats in Central Park.
04/23/2007
00:11

Colbert Nation Online Discussion Group
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Stephen speaks to those interested in joining a Colbert Nation discussion group.
04/23/2007
05:45

Russell Simmons
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Russell Simmons talks about Oprah, diamonds and the secret to success.
04/23/2007
03:22

D.C. Voting Rights - Eleanor Holmes Norton
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Stephen tells Eleanor Holmes Norton that this is the United States of America, not the United Districts of Columbia of America.
04/24/2007
03:18

The Word - Act Globally
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According to the head of the EPA, George W. Bush is making major progress -- there is a 4/10ths of one percent reduction in the increase of greenhouse gasses.
04/24/2007
02:48

60% Good News
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When Stephen watches "Fox & Friends," he feels like he's watching a Disney movie about the news.
04/24/2007
06:32

Dr. Andrew Weil
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Dr. Andrew Weil tells Stephen that it's possible to channel his rage in a useful way and that he finds Dr. House to be too cynical.
04/24/2007
00:55

Bye-Bye to Boris
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Russia's first democratically elected President, Boris Yeltsin, has passed away and the New York Post has paid tribute with their usual class and sensitivity.
04/24/2007
01:12

Sign Off - Captain Lead
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Stephen reminisces about his favorite childhood toys: Captain Lead, General Light Socket, Admiral Dry Cleaning Bag, Lieutenant Fluffy -- and his wad of asbestos.
04/24/2007
01:35

Alpha Dog of the Week - Uncle Ben
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After 61 years, Uncle Ben is now not only spokesman of his products but CEO of the company.
04/24/2007
00:32

Intro - 4/24/07
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Stephen discusses President Bush's fight against global warming and the two seats being considered for Congress, and sits down with new age medical guru Dr. Andrew Weil.
04/24/2007
01:18

New Issue of GQ
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Stephen expects the new issue of GQ with him on the cover to be the most popular issue they've ever had.
04/25/2007
04:52

Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse - Prayer
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People don't develop special powers, they pray for them. The only reason Superman can fly is because Jesus is carrying him.
04/25/2007
03:10

The Word - Sacrifice
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Stephen supports enlisting illegal immigrants in the war in Iraq, simultaneously bolstering our fighting forces and solving our immigration dilemma.
04/25/2007
00:10

Sign Off - Promises
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Stephen doesn't want to make any promises he can't keep, but he'll see you tomorrow night.
04/25/2007
04:15

Dead to Me - Long War
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Good news -- the long war in Iraq is over! That is, the use of the phrase 'Long War' is over thanks to Admiral William J. Fallon.
04/25/2007
00:33

Intro - 4/25/07
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America faces a troop shortage, Stephen unleashes on pop culture, and the U.S. Comptroller General David Walker talks with Stephen about the national debt.
04/25/2007
05:29

David Walker
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Accountant David Walker warns of a 50 trillion dollar deficit and Stephen asks if his haircut can be a tax write off.
04/25/2007
05:47

Tom Wolfe
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Stephen disagrees with new journalism because he believes people want entertaining journalism, not factual journalism.
04/26/2007
00:31

Intro - 4/26/07
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The U.S. Army's constructing walls in Iraq, Stephen gets to know Guam better, and author Tom Wolfe talks about journalism.
04/26/2007
03:30

Stephanie Lost
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Stephen reminds Stephanie Colbertle the turtle to maintain her dignity after losing the Great Turtle Race.
04/26/2007
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