The Colbert Report

Intro - 4/24/07

Season 3 • 04/24/2007

Congress may install two new seats. Who will get the no-bid contract to install them?

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04:58

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Mike Huckabee - Running Mate Bid

Mike Huckabee and Stephen talk about plastic fruit and rowing in paddleboats in Central Park.
04/23/2007
00:11

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Colbert Nation Online Discussion Group

Stephen speaks to those interested in joining a Colbert Nation discussion group.
04/23/2007
05:45

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Russell Simmons

Russell Simmons talks about Oprah, diamonds and the secret to success.
04/23/2007
03:22

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D.C. Voting Rights - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Stephen tells Eleanor Holmes Norton that this is the United States of America, not the United Districts of Columbia of America.
04/24/2007
03:18

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The Word - Act Globally

According to the head of the EPA, George W. Bush is making major progress -- there is a 4/10ths of one percent reduction in the increase of greenhouse gasses.
04/24/2007
02:48

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60% Good News

When Stephen watches "Fox & Friends," he feels like he's watching a Disney movie about the news.
04/24/2007
06:32

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Dr. Andrew Weil

Dr. Andrew Weil tells Stephen that it's possible to channel his rage in a useful way and that he finds Dr. House to be too cynical.
04/24/2007
00:55

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Bye-Bye to Boris

Russia's first democratically elected President, Boris Yeltsin, has passed away and the New York Post has paid tribute with their usual class and sensitivity.
04/24/2007
01:12

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Sign Off - Captain Lead

Stephen reminisces about his favorite childhood toys: Captain Lead, General Light Socket, Admiral Dry Cleaning Bag, Lieutenant Fluffy -- and his wad of asbestos.
04/24/2007
01:35

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Alpha Dog of the Week - Uncle Ben

After 61 years, Uncle Ben is now not only spokesman of his products but CEO of the company.
04/24/2007
00:32

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Intro - 4/24/07

Stephen discusses President Bush's fight against global warming and the two seats being considered for Congress, and sits down with new age medical guru Dr. Andrew Weil.
04/24/2007
01:18

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New Issue of GQ

Stephen expects the new issue of GQ with him on the cover to be the most popular issue they've ever had.
04/25/2007
04:52

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Four Horsemen of the A-Pop-Calypse - Prayer

People don't develop special powers, they pray for them. The only reason Superman can fly is because Jesus is carrying him.
04/25/2007
03:10

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The Word - Sacrifice

Stephen supports enlisting illegal immigrants in the war in Iraq, simultaneously bolstering our fighting forces and solving our immigration dilemma.
04/25/2007
00:10

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Sign Off - Promises

Stephen doesn't want to make any promises he can't keep, but he'll see you tomorrow night.
04/25/2007
04:15

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Dead to Me - Long War

Good news -- the long war in Iraq is over! That is, the use of the phrase 'Long War' is over thanks to Admiral William J. Fallon.
04/25/2007
00:33

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Intro - 4/25/07

America faces a troop shortage, Stephen unleashes on pop culture, and the U.S. Comptroller General David Walker talks with Stephen about the national debt.
04/25/2007
05:29

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David Walker

Accountant David Walker warns of a 50 trillion dollar deficit and Stephen asks if his haircut can be a tax write off.
04/25/2007
05:47

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Tom Wolfe

Stephen disagrees with new journalism because he believes people want entertaining journalism, not factual journalism.
04/26/2007
05:40

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Exclusive - Better Know a Protectorate - Guam - Madeleine Bordallo Pt. 1

Stephen asks Representative Madeleine Bordallo about her radio background.
04/26/2007
00:31

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Intro - 4/26/07

The U.S. Army's constructing walls in Iraq, Stephen gets to know Guam better, and author Tom Wolfe talks about journalism.
04/26/2007
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