The Colbert Report

Paul Goldberger

Season 5 • 11/16/2009

Paul Goldberger believes architecture reflects our values and culture.

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The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 11/12/09

Stephen discusses the national ammunition shortage and talks to Woody Harrelson about his military movie.
11/12/2009
03:46

The Colbert ReportS5
The Word - The Money Shot

If we want to save the U.S. dollar, we should peg it to America's most precious metal of all: lead.
11/12/2009
01:24

The Colbert ReportS5
Miracle Whip Buys Ad Space

Stephen is going to buy more delicious mayonnaise with the money from Miracle Whip's advertising.
11/12/2009
04:07

The Colbert ReportS5
Sport Report - Cricket Scandal & Letter-Writing Campaign

A cricket coach encourages his players to have sex before matches, and Stephen starts his Canadian "Don't Be an Ice-Hole" letter-writing campaign.
11/12/2009
06:01

The Colbert ReportS5
Woody Harrelson

Woody Harrelson shows his support for the troops by allowing Stephen to shave his head.
11/12/2009
03:32

The Colbert ReportS5
Alpha Dog of the Week - Joe Perry

Joe Perry has always been the face of Aerosmith -- you just might not know it because his hair is often in the way.
11/16/2009
00:31

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 11/16/09

Aerosmith breaks up to pursue separate nursing homes, and Paul Goldberger discusses Stephen's favorite architect, Mike Brady.
11/16/2009
05:49

The Colbert ReportS5
The Word - Skeletons in the Closet

How is the governor of Rhode Island supposed to rest in peace knowing that a couple of plots over two dudes are being gay dead?
11/16/2009
00:19

The Colbert ReportS5
Sign Off - Good Morning, Burma

Stephen says good morning to anybody watching from Burma, and congratulations on owning a TV.
11/16/2009
03:07

The Colbert ReportS5
Obama Bows to Japanese Emperor

President Obama brings great shame upon America by taking a deep bow to the emperor of Japan.
11/16/2009
06:30

The Colbert ReportS5
Paul Goldberger

Paul Goldberger says buildings bring out our emotions and are part of our most profound memories.
11/16/2009
07:09

The Colbert ReportS5
Kid Gloves - Marc Kielburger

Marc Kielburger attempts to break the cycle of poverty by taking kids out of child labor and putting them in school.
11/17/2009
00:02

The Colbert ReportS5
Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report, everybody.
11/17/2009
00:32

The Colbert ReportS5
Exclusive - Better Know a District - California's 12th - Jackie Speier Pt. 2

Stephen asks Congresswoman Jackie Speier about the large number of Tongans residing in her district.
11/17/2009
06:21

The Colbert ReportS5
Better Know a District - California's 12th - Jackie Speier

Representative Jackie Speier defends gay rights and shoots a viral skateboarding video for YouTube with Stephen.
11/17/2009
00:33

The Colbert ReportS5
Intro - 11/17/09

Congress cracks down on child labor, Stephen profiles California's 12th district, and Malcolm Gladwell talks about his new book.
11/17/2009
05:45

The Colbert ReportS5
Malcolm Gladwell

Malcolm Gladwell tries to get people to see connections between their own worlds and worlds outside of theirs.
11/17/2009
01:26

The Colbert ReportS5
Exclusive - Better Know a District - California's 12th - Jackie Speier Pt. 1

Stephen questions Congresswoman Jackie Speier about health care reform and her meeting with the Dalai Lama.
11/17/2009
04:30

The Colbert ReportS5
The Word - Grand Old Pity Party

Fact checking and opposition research are the same thing to Sarah Palin because she knows the facts are out to get her.
11/18/2009
02:09

The Colbert ReportS5
Eggo Waffles Shortage Alert

Stephen puts America on Waff-Con Four and calls on President Obama to open the strategic waffle reserves.
11/18/2009
04:37

The Colbert ReportS5
ThreatDown - Quetzalcoatl, Santa Claus & Canadian Groin Kickers

Stephen refuses to apologize to Quetzalcoatl, Santa Claus could make you sick, and a Canadian woman kicks strangers in the balls.
11/18/2009
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