The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Intro - P Is for Protection
Season 14 • 05/14/2009
Lisa P. Jackson will be on later.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Old Man Stewart Shakes His Fist at White House Poetry Jams
Barack Obama hosts a poetry jam at the White House. Soon he'll be running a college radio station out of the basement.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Moment of Zen - The Terrorists' Secret Message
Tune in to Fox News to find out the secret message terrorists are using against us.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Roadus Triptum
Pope Benedict XVI makes his first visit to the Holy Land with the modest agenda of bringing peace to the Middle East.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Intro - Husain Haqqani Talks Sports
Husain Haqqani and Jon will talk sports, shopping, and how to keep the Taliban from getting nuclear weapons.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Husain Haqqani
Husain Haqqani says Pakistan needs an investment in the people, not in the military alone, to defeat the Taliban.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Moment of Zen - Hello Kitty Visa Card
Senator Byron Dorgan questions whether the Hello Kitty Visa card is targeting 10 to 14-year-olds.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Moral Kombat
Barack Obama blocks the release of detainee photos, and refuses to intervene in the dismissal of a gay lieutenant.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Moral Kombat - Dan Choi Is Gay
John Oliver acknowledges that Iraq War veteran Dan Choi may be a valuable Arabic translator, but he's gay.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Lisa P. Jackson
Lisa P. Jackson wants to lower carbon emissions on a large scale without hurting small business.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Little Crop of Horrors
Sam Bee warns that Michelle Obama's elitist organic garden could simultaneously cause starvation, obesity and cancer.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Intro - P Is for Protection
Lisa P. Jackson, head of the EPA, is here.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Sarah Fisher
Indy 500 driver Sarah Fisher ran over her husband when he was trying to change her tire.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Daily/Colbert - Keyboard Cat
Stephen used to be as cool as a cucumber in sunglasses before Keyboard Cat.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Intro - Hip Indy Racer
Indy car racers like Sarah Fisher drink hip chai lattes and wear hemp -- oh, wait, that's "indie."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Moment of Zen - Moo Goo Dog Pan
Louie Gohmert warns that if we keep borrowing money from the Chinese, we might end up with moo goo dog pan.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Be a F@#king Person - Dealer or No Dealer
Chrysler and General Motors alert local dealerships of closings in a classy way: by sending them letters.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Fetalmania
Students protest Barack Obama's stand on abortion at his Notre Dame commencement speech.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Guantanamo Baywatch - The Final Season, PT II
If America can handle a brain-eating zombie in its prison system, it can take on Gitmo detainees.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Newt Gingrich Pt. 2
Newt Gingrich discusses the downfall of the Republican Party, the socialist Obama administration and nationalized health care.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS14 Republicans Look Forward & James Harrison
Republicans look to Ronald Reagan on horseback, and James Harrison refuses to join the Pittsburgh Steelers at the White House.
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