The Jeselnik Offensive
Surfer Riot, Pizza Beating & Anthony's Dad
Season 2 E 5 • 08/06/2013
The LAPD fires tear gas at surfers, aliens may be to blame for dead cows in Missouri, and a man beats his girlfriend with a pizza.
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01:34
The Jeselnik OffensiveS2 E2
Dating Bloopers - Kumail Nanjiani & David Koechner
A Houston man has sex with the same horse twice in three months, and Kumail Nanjiani courts Farmer David Koechner's beloved mare.
07/16/2013
02:08
The Jeselnik OffensiveS2 E2
Not Buying It - Craigslist
Kumail Nanjiani and David Koechner debate the trade value of cronuts and kinky sex acts on Craigslist.
07/16/2013
02:48
The Jeselnik OffensiveS2 E3
What's Their Problem? - Shaggy & The Heartbreaker
Using only mug shots as clues, Adam Pally and Casey Wilson attempt to guess the crimes committed by three dashing perpetrators
07/23/2013
02:13
The Jeselnik OffensiveS2 E3
Worst Worst Thing - George Zimmerman Trial
Adam Pally and Casey Wilson wonder how George Zimmerman will deal with his newfound fame following his acquittal for murder.
07/23/2013
03:28
The Jeselnik OffensiveS2 E3
Dangerous Marathons, Hitchhiking Dave Matthews & Jeremy Piven Does Parties
Marathons and motorcycles prove lethal, Dave Matthews surprises a couple on the way to his concert, and Jeremy Piven makes himself available.
07/23/2013
01:31
The Jeselnik OffensiveS2 E4
Fad Bashing - Batman vs. Superman
Doug Benson and Rob Huebel explain why it's not a great idea to put Batman and Superman in a movie together.
07/30/2013
00:50
The Jeselnik OffensiveS2 E4
Death at Six Flags & Solange Cancels Tour
A woman's souvenir purchase at Six Flags has tragically bad timing, and Solange Knowles comes to a startling revelation.
07/30/2013
02:07
The Jeselnik OffensiveS2 E4
Worst Worst Thing - Sperm Shortage
In an effort to prevent a sperm shortage, Rob Huebel pledges to stop masturbating as soon as Doug Benson stops smoking weed.
07/30/2013
02:28
The Jeselnik OffensiveS2 E5
Surfer Riot, Pizza Beating & Anthony's Dad
The LAPD fires tear gas at surfers, aliens may be to blame for dead cows in Missouri, and a man beats his girlfriend with a pizza.
08/06/2013
01:24
The Jeselnik OffensiveS2 E5
Out with the Old
Joan Rivers explains why senior citizen sex is the best, but Dave Attell can envision some downsides.
08/06/2013
01:08
The Jeselnik OffensiveS2 E5
Latino Voices - Joan Rivers & Dave Attell
Joan Rivers ponders Jennifer Lawrence's persona, and Dave Attell explains why he's always busy on the weekends.
08/06/2013
01:28
The Jeselnik OffensiveS2 E6
T.J. Miller's Mask
T.J. Miller admires his friend Anthony Jeselnik so much that he wishes he could just spend a day in his skin.
08/13/2013
02:37
The Jeselnik OffensiveS2 E6
Who Wore It Better? - Taylor Swift, Oprah & Alex Rodriguez
Anthony critiques the fashion choices of Taylor Swift, Oprah Winfrey, Christina Aguilera, Alex Rodriguez and George H.W. Bush.
08/13/2013
01:33
The Jeselnik OffensiveS2 E6
Defending Your Tweet - Eric Andre & T.J. Miller
T.J. Miller's greatest wish is to be just like Anthony Jeselnik, and Eric Andre's greatest wish is to derail the whole show.
08/13/2013
02:53
The Jeselnik OffensiveS2 E7
Not Buying It - In-Flight Comedy
Tom Lennon and Marc Maron role-play as a comedy duo performing on board an airplane that is about to crash.
08/20/2013
01:27
The Jeselnik OffensiveS2 E7
Worst Best Thing - "Hunger Games" Camp
Marc Maron ponders a violent new summer camp, and Tom Lennon does his best to avoid the dark stuff.
08/20/2013
01:23
The Jeselnik OffensiveS2 E7
For the Ladies - Cancer-Sniffing Dogs
Marc Maron and Tom Lennon aren't sure whether they would want to receive daunting medical news from a dog.
08/20/2013
02:20
The Jeselnik OffensiveS2 E8
Bear Expert T.J. Miller
Local bear expert T.J. Miller schools John Mulaney and Nick Kroll on how to avoid the dangerous animals.
08/27/2013
01:25
The Jeselnik OffensiveS2 E8
Defending Your Tweet - John Mulaney & Nick Kroll
John Mulaney tweets about gun control, and Nick Kroll jumps on the hashtag bandwagon.
08/27/2013
01:47
The Jeselnik OffensiveS2 E8
Damn Nature, You Scary
Nick Kroll shares his bear-related business plan, and John Mulaney reveals an elaborate method for thwarting a bear attack.
08/27/2013
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