The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Solace in a Bottle
Season 9 • 11/07/2012
Stephen drinks away his election sorrows.
The Colbert ReportS9 Senate Races & State Referenda
Key Senate elections disprove old political adages, and Los Angeles County decides on burdensome regulations for the porn industry.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Election Reflections
With the election over, does America lance the boil of hyper-partisanship or let it callus over into a civic abscess lodged in the national soul?
The Colbert ReportS9 Andrew Sullivan
Editor Andrew Sullivan believes that Europe will follow Barack Obama's national employment strategies and hopes for a civil war within the Republican Party.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Colbert Report Election 2012 - Who Will Replace Obama? '012
Stephen celebrates his mom's birthday and can't wait to palp the palpable election night excitement.
The Colbert ReportS9 Four More Years of Hopey Change
Even though Barack Obama lost in big red states, he is reelected due to a technicality called the Constitution.
The Colbert ReportS9 Doris Kearns Goodwin
Pulitzer Prize winner Doris Kearns Goodwin tells one of Abraham Lincoln's dirty stories and quotes some of history's presidential losers.
The Colbert ReportS9 Wind Power's Health Hazards
Wind turbine syndrome might just seem like a collection of unrelated health complaints to the untrained eye, but untrained eye is also a symptom of wind turbine syndrome.
The Colbert ReportS9 Nontraditional Non-White America
Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly claims that the presidential election wasn't decided by a "traditional" America, and MSNBC's Donny Deutsch reveals changing Senate demographics.
The Colbert ReportS9 Polling Irregularities & Vote-by-Phone Scam
Liberals across the country pull tricks at polling sites while robo-calls inform seniors that they can vote a day late.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Solace in a Bottle
Stephen nurses a Bud Light Lime in silence.
The Colbert ReportS9 Difference Makers - Stephen Dick Jr.
New York State slams an exotic dance club with back taxes, but owner Stephen Dick Jr. petitions for an arts exemption.
The Colbert ReportS9 Nor'easter & Mitt Romney
The nor'easter is so powerful it wiped out the region's supply of t's and h's, and voters continue to stand with Mitt until Florida is counted.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 11/8/12
Art is a three-letter word for something unfortunate, scientists study friendship, and MSNBC host Rachel Maddow skips her show for The Report.
The Colbert ReportS9 Rachel Maddow
The MSNBC host talks about conservative election coverage and shares her book, "Drift: The Unmooring of American Military Power."
The Colbert ReportS9 The Plight of Platonic Relationships
Men are much more attracted to their female friends than vice versa -- and also more attracted to female acquaintances, female strangers and pictures of women on billboards.
The Colbert ReportS9 Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Santa's Pipe
Anti-smoking activist Pamela McColl edits out two verses in "T'was the Night Before Christmas," but Santa needs his vice to unwind.
The Colbert ReportS9 Colbert Super PAC SHH! - Karl Rove & Jon Stewart
Billionaires go after Karl Rove's thumbs, while anonymous, scary Colbert Super PAC SHH! donors trace Jon Stewart and Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS9 Ken Burns
The famous filmmaker talks about the Dust Bowl's devastation and the 1989 Central Park jogger case involving five innocent teens.
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