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"Return" to the Moon

Season 2 E 152 • 12/05/2006

NASA gave no cost estimate or design detail for their "return" to the moon.

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The Word - American Orthodox
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Since Jesus never said anything about reproductive rights and gay marriage, it's easy to know what he thought -- whatever the Christian Coalition says he thought.
12/04/2006
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Tip/Wag - Christmas
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Snoop Dogg's not smoking "Happy Holidays," he's smoking "Christmas."
12/04/2006
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Sherman Wedding
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Stephen has a better success rate than eHarmony for lonely Congressmen looking for love.
12/04/2006
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Intro - 12/4/06
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Stephen makes a list of people destroying Christmas and talks to "The Sims" designer, Will Wright, and the Christian Coalition sticks to anti-poverty talking points.
12/04/2006
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Intro - 12/5/06
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Stephen reports on Native Americans, previews college football's post season and interviews author Steven Levitt.
12/05/2006
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Sign Off - Number One Source
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The Colbert Report is America's number one source for footage of Stephen Colbert.
12/05/2006
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Robert Gates' Confirmation
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The confirmation hearing really only posed one question for Robert Gates: are you now, or have you ever been, Donald Rumsfeld?
12/05/2006
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The Word - Honest Injun
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Western Europeans are the ones who define racial purity because they are the ones who are racially pure -- except for those filthy Dutch.
12/05/2006
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Steven Levitt
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Stephen tells Steven Levitt, author of "Freakonomics," that figures never lie, but liars figure.
12/05/2006
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Sport Report - Coach Mancini
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Let's get to the real sports -- America's favorite Ontario junior league hockey team!
12/05/2006
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"Return" to the Moon
The Colbert ReportS2 E152

Donald Rumsfeld has plenty of experience running things without any plan or budget.
12/05/2006
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Life-Size Nativity
The Colbert ReportS2 E153

This Christmas, Stephen is hoping the Lord will return as a guest on The Colbert Report.
12/06/2006
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Mary Cheney
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Stephen's Formula 401 may or may not have been contaminated with an unspecified number of David Crosby sperm.
12/06/2006
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Intro - 12/6/06
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Stephen reports on the Iraq Study Group's latest document, debuts a new Tek Jansen cartoon for the holidays and interviews NYU President John Sexton.
12/06/2006
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Sign Off - Cardboard Box
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Stephen Colbert and the cardboard box know that Gwyneth Paltrow is watching the show.
12/06/2006
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Tek Jansen - Tek the Halls
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Tek Jansen fulfills his oath to the exotic holodancer Eueaiaua to cure Quadrant 5 of the Rasalgethian plague.
12/06/2006
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The Word - Words
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The word "study" in the Iraq Study Group implies that something about the war needs to be examined.
12/06/2006
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John Sexton
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NYU President John Sexton thinks Stephen is contributing to a disease.
12/06/2006
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03:44

Elizabeth de la Vega
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Elizabeth de la Vega, author of "United States v. George W. Bush," has the balls to defend her argument to Stephen Colbert.
12/07/2006
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Sign Off - TGIT
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Stephen's work week ends on Thursday.
12/07/2006
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The Word - Case Closed
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We wouldn't have known the claims in Iraq were false if we hadn't invaded and found no evidence for them.
12/07/2006
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