The Colbert Report
Season 2 • 02/08/2006
Alan Dershowitz sterilizes the knife that is preemption.
Math Is HardThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen lauds America for exploiting the natural resource that are its nerds.
The Word - KiddingThe Colbert ReportS2
With the aid of a brick wall, Stephen explains comedy to Muslims in a way that scares the bullet point.
Intro - 2/7/06The Colbert ReportS2
Tonight, sentencing begins in the Moussaoui trial, and Stephen gets ready to interview former CIA director James Woolsey.
B.B.B.L.T.The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen goes back to his classic hairstyle and finds the time to recommend an American original.
The Word - EurekaThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen discovers the best way for scientists to get federal funding.
The In-Box - TerryThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen dips into the In-Box and offers some advice for the environmentalist Hummer-owner.
Intro - 2/8/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen would tell you what he's going to talk about with Alan Dershowitz tonight, but that would violate their attorney-pundit privilege.
Better Know a District - Pennsylvania's 2nd - Chaka FattahThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen sings with Congressman Chaka Fattah and asks him to decipher some Bill Cosby.
Electronic SurveillanceThe Colbert ReportS2
Alberto Gonzales defends the Bush administration's use of wiretaps by tracing their history all the way back to the first president.
Alan DershowitzThe Colbert ReportS2
Alan Dershowitz discusses the dangers of preemption and why invading Iran might not be a bad idea.
Stephen's Laws of LoveThe Colbert ReportS2
To be happy and successful in a relationship, Stephen reveals his four laws of love.
Big Brass Balls AwardThe Colbert ReportS2
Influenced by the awards season, Stephen gives out his own Big Brass Balls Award.
The Word - U.S.A.! U.S.A.!The Colbert ReportS2
The Winter Olympics are a time for countries to put aside political squabbles and get their asses kicked by the U.S.A.
Intro - 2/9/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen will delve into everything from the Winter Olympics and George Packer's new book to his upcoming work with DMX.
George PackerThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen finds a better way to look at the Iraq war than George Packer's critique of it.
"Charlene (I'm Right Behind You)"The Colbert ReportS2
In honor of Valentine's Day, Stephen plays a video of a love song he wrote in the 80s.
Lama Surya DasThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen tries to get Lama Surya Das to sell him on the concept of nonviolence for America.
Intro - 2/21/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reports on disappointing Olympic athletes and prepares to interview the only politician from New Jersey who hasn't been accused of corruption.
Accidental ShootingThe Colbert ReportS2
After a week off, Stephen returns with tragic news: he accidentally shot a friend in the face.
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