The Colbert Report

Alan Dershowitz

Season 2 • 02/08/2006

Alan Dershowitz sterilizes the knife that is preemption.

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Math Is Hard
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Stephen lauds America for exploiting the natural resource that are its nerds.
02/07/2006
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The Word - Kidding
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With the aid of a brick wall, Stephen explains comedy to Muslims in a way that scares the bullet point.
02/07/2006
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Intro - 2/7/06
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Tonight, sentencing begins in the Moussaoui trial, and Stephen gets ready to interview former CIA director James Woolsey.
02/07/2006
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B.B.B.L.T.
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Stephen goes back to his classic hairstyle and finds the time to recommend an American original.
02/08/2006
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The Word - Eureka
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Stephen discovers the best way for scientists to get federal funding.
02/08/2006
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Fract - Bush's Height
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A freedom fact on our tall president.
02/08/2006
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The In-Box - Terry
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Stephen dips into the In-Box and offers some advice for the environmentalist Hummer-owner.
02/08/2006
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Intro - 2/8/06
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Stephen would tell you what he's going to talk about with Alan Dershowitz tonight, but that would violate their attorney-pundit privilege.
02/08/2006
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Better Know a District - Pennsylvania's 2nd - Chaka Fattah
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Stephen sings with Congressman Chaka Fattah and asks him to decipher some Bill Cosby.
02/08/2006
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Electronic Surveillance
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Alberto Gonzales defends the Bush administration's use of wiretaps by tracing their history all the way back to the first president.
02/08/2006
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Alan Dershowitz
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Alan Dershowitz discusses the dangers of preemption and why invading Iran might not be a bad idea.
02/08/2006
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Stephen's Laws of Love
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To be happy and successful in a relationship, Stephen reveals his four laws of love.
02/09/2006
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Big Brass Balls Award
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Influenced by the awards season, Stephen gives out his own Big Brass Balls Award.
02/09/2006
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The Word - U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
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The Winter Olympics are a time for countries to put aside political squabbles and get their asses kicked by the U.S.A.
02/09/2006
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Intro - 2/9/06
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Stephen will delve into everything from the Winter Olympics and George Packer's new book to his upcoming work with DMX.
02/09/2006
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George Packer
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Stephen finds a better way to look at the Iraq war than George Packer's critique of it.
02/09/2006
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"Charlene (I'm Right Behind You)"
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In honor of Valentine's Day, Stephen plays a video of a love song he wrote in the 80s.
02/09/2006
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Lama Surya Das
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Stephen tries to get Lama Surya Das to sell him on the concept of nonviolence for America.
02/21/2006
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Intro - 2/21/06
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Stephen reports on disappointing Olympic athletes and prepares to interview the only politician from New Jersey who hasn't been accused of corruption.
02/21/2006
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Accidental Shooting
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After a week off, Stephen returns with tragic news: he accidentally shot a friend in the face.
02/21/2006
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Better Know a District - New Jersey's 13th
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Orphan though it may be, New Jersey's 13th Congressional district makes Stephen feel lucky.
02/21/2006
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