The Colbert Report
Season 2 • 02/08/2006
Alan Dershowitz sterilizes the knife that is preemption.
The Colbert ReportS2 Math Is Hard
Stephen lauds America for exploiting the natural resource that are its nerds.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Kidding
With the aid of a brick wall, Stephen explains comedy to Muslims in a way that scares the bullet point.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 2/7/06
Tonight, sentencing begins in the Moussaoui trial, and Stephen gets ready to interview former CIA director James Woolsey.
The Colbert ReportS2 B.B.B.L.T.
Stephen goes back to his classic hairstyle and finds the time to recommend an American original.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Eureka
Stephen discovers the best way for scientists to get federal funding.
The Colbert ReportS2 The In-Box - Terry
Stephen dips into the In-Box and offers some advice for the environmentalist Hummer-owner.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 2/8/06
Stephen would tell you what he's going to talk about with Alan Dershowitz tonight, but that would violate their attorney-pundit privilege.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - Pennsylvania's 2nd - Chaka Fattah
Stephen sings with Congressman Chaka Fattah and asks him to decipher some Bill Cosby.
The Colbert ReportS2 Electronic Surveillance
Alberto Gonzales defends the Bush administration's use of wiretaps by tracing their history all the way back to the first president.
The Colbert ReportS2 Alan Dershowitz
Alan Dershowitz discusses the dangers of preemption and why invading Iran might not be a bad idea.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen's Laws of Love
To be happy and successful in a relationship, Stephen reveals his four laws of love.
The Colbert ReportS2 Big Brass Balls Award
Influenced by the awards season, Stephen gives out his own Big Brass Balls Award.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
The Winter Olympics are a time for countries to put aside political squabbles and get their asses kicked by the U.S.A.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 2/9/06
Stephen will delve into everything from the Winter Olympics and George Packer's new book to his upcoming work with DMX.
The Colbert ReportS2 George Packer
Stephen finds a better way to look at the Iraq war than George Packer's critique of it.
The Colbert ReportS2 "Charlene (I'm Right Behind You)"
In honor of Valentine's Day, Stephen plays a video of a love song he wrote in the 80s.
The Colbert ReportS2 Lama Surya Das
Stephen tries to get Lama Surya Das to sell him on the concept of nonviolence for America.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 2/21/06
Stephen reports on disappointing Olympic athletes and prepares to interview the only politician from New Jersey who hasn't been accused of corruption.
The Colbert ReportS2 Accidental Shooting
After a week off, Stephen returns with tragic news: he accidentally shot a friend in the face.
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