Upright Citizens Brigade
Season 2 • 06/28/1999
A man is embarrassed about how his body responds to a shiatsu massage.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 Little Donny's Penis
With the enzymes from Donny's penis, scientists were able to create a new form of rocket fuel.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 Little Donny
Little Donny has more heart than most athletes twice his size.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS1 Tammy
If Tammy lives, she wants Little Donny to come to her party.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E1Baby Sparring
A family is welcomed to the neighborhood and introduced to a favorite local sport.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E1Grandmaster Dialectician
A Grandmaster Dialectician offers to teach a young man all 50 varieties of gay lisp.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E1We've Got a Runner
After a baby is born with the ability to run, everyone at the hospital works to catch him by whatever means necessary.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 I Call My Bitches Hoe-Mas
A former crack cocaine user runs into his old dealer at the bar.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 Handy Clean Up Guys
A man hires the Handy Clean Up Guys to clean his garage, but he doesn't get what he expected.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 Psychic Detective
A psychic works with a detective to find some stolen jewels, but his visions aren't very useful.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 Sushi Chef
An accountant tries to convince her client to part with his favorite employee.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 Shiatsu Surprise
A masseuse encourages her client to accept the way that his body releases pent-up emotion.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E5Restaurant Therapy Session
A woman learns to confront conflict through role-playing therapy sessions.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E5The Freedom Workout
For one man, working out isn't about vanity or weight loss -- it's about freedom.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E5Eli's Skin Treatments
Artist Eli doles out beauty treatments to his fans and employees.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E6Bradwick's Family Restaurant
A detail-oriented restaurant manager trains his new hire.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E6Friar Busters
A woman calls an exterminator to get a horrifying bunch of uninvited friars out of her house.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E6Curfew Beating
A teen needs help from his friends in order to avoid being grounded after breaking curfew.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E7Spaghetti Jesus
During a blackout, a stoned young woman does something shameful with the Spaghetti Jesus.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E7Fecal Jesus
A mysterious man reminds a crowd of people gathered to see signs of Jesus not to quarrel over false idols.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E7Vomit Jesus
A man born without the ability to vomit confesses to stealing a holy relic.
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