The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
A Ploy Named Sue
Season 8 • 09/18/2003
Rocktober is the peak season for rocking.
Preview - 9/18/03The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon gives a preview of tomorrow's show, including a clip of Ed Helms's report from Alabama.
Back In Black - Bad PeopleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Lewis Black is mad that God lets good things happen to bad people, like letting them live.
Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Wesley ClarkThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Wesley Clark's announcement brings to 10 the number of Democrats running for president that most Americans can't name.
Moment of Zen - Terminator MachineThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Arnold Schwarzenegger explains how great the fights were between him and the female Terminator because they could do things -- because they were machines.
Charlie SheenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Charlie Sheen wants to know the sex of the baby so he can tell the muralist what to paint in the nursery.
Christina RicciThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Christina Ricci didn't have a childhood.
Moment of Zen - Arnold SchwarzeneggerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
When Arnold Schwarzenegger is through being governor of California he will be known as the Collectinator.
World Nukes TonightThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Do you think terrorists are going to fill out a form saying they're shipping uranium?
Hurricane IsabelThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon Stewart hopes that Hurricane Isabel hits and washes all the anthrax away.
AlablamaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The government is incinerating chemical weapons in a populated community and for some reason, the locals are upset.
A Ploy Named SueThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
If there's one thing record companies cannot stand, it's seeing artists get screwed.
Michael CaineThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Michael Caine discusses "Secondhand Lions" and how it feels to lose an Oscar four times.
Moment of Zen - Sex TourismThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President Bush condemns sex tourism in front of the U.N. General Assembly.
Emmy CelebrationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Stephen Colbert recounts a magical post-Emmys night and tells Jon he's not leaving LA anytime soon.
Mess O'Potamia - Iraqi ArmyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
American forces begin training all 800 soldiers in the new, volunteer Iraqi Army.
Headlines - Some Assembly RequiredThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President Bush addresses the official opening of the 58th session of the U.N. General Assembly.
Auto-Exotic FixationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Car financier Alan Gibbs debuts the Aquada dual-use boat car -- the perfect way to get from your geodesic dome house to the Sharper Image across the river.
Intro - EmmysThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
There are going to be some changes around here, now that we've won an Emmy.
Crazy in AlabamaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
At least the released convicts from Alabama prisons will have a hard time getting driver's licenses.
Moment of Zen - God HatersThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Man in Alabama protests a 10 Commandments monument being removed from a government building.
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