The Colbert Report
Intro - 10/16/07
Season 3 • 10/16/2007
While looking at the campaign trail, Stephen tries to remember who Tom Tancredo is.
Black-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve DoocyThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen finds out that the brown-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy is actually the black-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy.
The Word - Enviro-Medal DisasterThe Colbert ReportS3
At Al Gore's current rate of accolade consumption, there will be nothing left for our children to win.
Kucinich's PocketsThe Colbert ReportS3
Congressman Dennis Kucinich accepts Stephen's challenge to come on the show and empty out his pockets.
Paul GlastrisThe Colbert ReportS3
Washington Monthly writer Paul Glastris ranks colleges based on what they do for the country.
Who's Honoring Me Now? - Marie ClaireThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is right behind sweater weather on a Marie Claire magazine list of things to get excited about.
Intro - 10/15/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen laments losing the Nobel Prize, talks with Dennis Kucinich, and interviews Paul Glastris about college rankings.
Indecision 2008: Don't F%#k This Up America - Presidential BidThe Colbert ReportS3
After 15 minutes of soul-searching, Stephen announces his bid to run for president.
Jeff GreenfieldThe Colbert ReportS3
CBS Senior Political Correspondent, Jeff Greenfield, answers how Stephen can appeal to South Carolina residents as both a Republican and Democratic presidential candidate.
Bob DroginThe Colbert ReportS3
Author Bob Drogin explains how poor information from a taxi driver named Curveball has led to the worst intelligence and foreign policy failure in America's history.
Planet in PerilThe Colbert ReportS3
CNN is so desperate to raise awareness of their upcoming "Planet in Peril" special that they've printed millions of posters to spread the word.
Intro - 10/16/07The Colbert ReportS3
In this episode, Stephen takes a look at the ever-changing campaign trail and interviews author Bob Drogin about his book on the war in Iraq.
Hail to the Cheese - Filing PapersThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen fills out the proper documents to run for president in the South Carolina primary.
The Big NewsThe Colbert ReportS3
When Stephen reads The New York Times, he starts with the business section -- at least there the lies are about money.
Intro - 10/17/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen sits down with chess grandmaster Garry Kasparov, and questions arise about the Colbert presidential campaign.
Sign Off - Revenge Is SweetThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen finally gets his revenge on the bears.
Garry KasparovThe Colbert ReportS3
Garry Kasparov, author of "How Life Imitates Chess," may be able to outsmart a computer, but can he outsmart a man who owns a computer?
ThreatDown - AnniversaryThe Colbert ReportS3
It's the anniversary of the ThreatDown and Stephen bought you rubber pants to celebrate.
Pumpkin ShortageThe Colbert ReportS3
If there's one thing about Stephen that you and the psychopathic killer who may be standing behind you know, it's that he's no alarmist.
Craig NewmarkThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen thanks Craig Newmark, founder of Craigslist, for destroying the American newspaper.
Hail to the Cheese - Campaign Coverage FinanceThe Colbert ReportS3
In order to be a top tier presidential candidate, Stephen needs more than zero point zero million dollars in the bank.
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