The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Zero Summit Game
Season 3 • 04/26/1999
Tensions continue in the bloody East Europe-West Europe rap feud.
Other News - Tanken for GraniteThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
The New York Yankees unveil a new, bronze plaque honoring Joe DiMaggio in Monument Park
Seth GreenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Seth Green discusses "The Jon Stewart Show," "Austin Powers 2" and "Idle Hands."
Headlines - World's Best DadThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Woody Allen weds and immediately impregnates his stepdaughter Soon-Yi Previn.
Moment of Zen - McNuggetingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Chicken carcasses spin around on a rack in a McNugget factory.
The Ice Cream Man ComethThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Vance DeGeneres profiles a Rochester, New York man who wants to protect his ice cream.
Second Opinion - Emergency CareThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Paul Michael Mercurio explains the procedures you should follow to obtain emergency medical treatment.
Recap - 04/26/99The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon promises that all of your NATO, chicken and Woody Allen-related questions will be answered tomorrow.
A Quick Word of Advice - BechetThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon has a few words for Woody Allen's new daughter, Bechet Dumaine Allen.
This Just In - Breast DefenseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
The U.S. Navy sends 90 officers to help the Royal Australian Navy slaughter 1.5 million diseased chickens.
Intro - EuphemismsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon plans a health lesson for the young people in the audience.
Headlines - Zero Summit GameThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
NATO celebrates its 50th anniversary despite having made no progress toward a peaceful solution in Kosovo.
Moment of Zen - Fat Men in SpeedosThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Three fat men stand on a windswept beach in next to nothing.
Tunnel VisionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Stupidity does not bar one from holding public office.
Headlines - Schmear CampaignThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
U.S. campaign consultants are bringing much-needed hate to Israeli politics.
Other News - Science 2000 Fat DrugThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A new diet drug will be able to block the absorption of Funyuns and Big Macs with a few unpleasant side effects.
This Just In - The Gland That Time ForgotThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Scientists unearth evidence of human/Neanderthal interbreeding.
Intro - Pro BonoThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon introduces the line-up for the show and makes a couple of ass-related jokes.
Ad Nauseum - B and JThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Michael Blieden knows a lot about local talent, but can't remember what a BJ is.
Headlines - Priest InfectionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A Roman Catholic splinter group selects Sinead O'Connor to be the first female Catholic Priest.
Other News - Science 2000 Miracle GoatsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Many experts believe that animals are against being implanted with human diseases.
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