The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Zero Summit Game

Season 3 • 04/26/1999

Tensions continue in the bloody East Europe-West Europe rap feud.

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Other News - Tanken for Granite

The New York Yankees unveil a new, bronze plaque honoring Joe DiMaggio in Monument Park
04/26/1999
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Seth Green

Seth Green discusses "The Jon Stewart Show," "Austin Powers 2" and "Idle Hands."
04/26/1999
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Headlines - World's Best Dad

Woody Allen weds and immediately impregnates his stepdaughter Soon-Yi Previn.
04/26/1999
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Moment of Zen - McNuggeting

Chicken carcasses spin around on a rack in a McNugget factory.
04/26/1999
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The Ice Cream Man Cometh

Vance DeGeneres profiles a Rochester, New York man who wants to protect his ice cream.
04/26/1999
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Second Opinion - Emergency Care

Paul Michael Mercurio explains the procedures you should follow to obtain emergency medical treatment.
04/26/1999
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Recap - 04/26/99

Jon promises that all of your NATO, chicken and Woody Allen-related questions will be answered tomorrow.
04/26/1999
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A Quick Word of Advice - Bechet

Jon has a few words for Woody Allen's new daughter, Bechet Dumaine Allen.
04/26/1999
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This Just In - Breast Defense

The U.S. Navy sends 90 officers to help the Royal Australian Navy slaughter 1.5 million diseased chickens.
04/26/1999
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Intro - Euphemisms

Jon plans a health lesson for the young people in the audience.
04/26/1999
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Headlines - Zero Summit Game

NATO celebrates its 50th anniversary despite having made no progress toward a peaceful solution in Kosovo.
04/26/1999
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Moment of Zen - Fat Men in Speedos

Three fat men stand on a windswept beach in next to nothing.
04/27/1999
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Tunnel Vision

Stupidity does not bar one from holding public office.
04/27/1999
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Headlines - Schmear Campaign

U.S. campaign consultants are bringing much-needed hate to Israeli politics.
04/27/1999
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Other News - Science 2000 Fat Drug

A new diet drug will be able to block the absorption of Funyuns and Big Macs with a few unpleasant side effects.
04/27/1999
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This Just In - The Gland That Time Forgot

Scientists unearth evidence of human/Neanderthal interbreeding.
04/27/1999
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Intro - Pro Bono

Jon introduces the line-up for the show and makes a couple of ass-related jokes.
04/27/1999
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Ad Nauseum - B and J

Michael Blieden knows a lot about local talent, but can't remember what a BJ is.
04/27/1999
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Headlines - Priest Infection

A Roman Catholic splinter group selects Sinead O'Connor to be the first female Catholic Priest.
04/27/1999
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Other News - Science 2000 Miracle Goats

Many experts believe that animals are against being implanted with human diseases.
04/27/1999
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Sheryl Lee Ralph

Sheryl Lee Ralph discusses wearing a dress backwards with Jon.
04/27/1999
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