The Colbert Report
Liquids on Planes
Season 2 • 08/10/2006
The FAA bans bringing liquids aboard airplanes -- and Stephen travels with a lot of liquids.
Lieberman LosesThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen figures the reason Joe Lieberman lost his Senate primary was because he refused to come on The Colbert Report.
Tip/Wag - Hungarian BridgeThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen decries cannibalism of all sorts and urges the Nation to name a bridge in Hungary after him.
DeLay and JesusThe Colbert ReportS2
Tom DeLay is forced to remain on the ballot, but finds the strength to do so in Jesus.
The Word - Pencils DownThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is incensed that the Gay-O would have the audacity to reveal the country's security lapses to the terrorists.
Intro - 8/9/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is psyched that Ford even sold 1.2 million vehicles to recall.
Intro - 8/10/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen wonders if Sen. Joe Lieberman can win his new party's primary, talks to with Rep. Lynn Woolsey, and asks Eli Pariser if organic bake sales can save the world.
Sign Off - Remedy for InsomniaThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen has a remedy for insomnia -- how about taking one of them pills?
Better Know a District - California's 6th - Lynn WoolseyThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen wristwrestles Representative Lynn Woolsey, whose district is home to the World Wristwrestling Championship.
Eli PariserThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen asks MoveOn.org's Eli Pariser who he is, what he does and how he wants to destroy America.
The Word - CappuccinoThe Colbert ReportS2
Eighty-six percent of Democrats may be against the war in Iraq, but America is like a cappuccino -- most of it is foam, and the real stuff is underneath.
Liquids on PlanesThe Colbert ReportS2
New FAA regulations prevent air travelers from bringing liquids aboard airplanes -- and Stephen travels with a lot of liquids.
Intro - 8/14/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen gives a shout-out to his squash partners.
Ramesh PonnuruThe Colbert ReportS2
Ramesh Ponnuru explains how activist judges and embryonic stem cell research contribute to the Democrats status as the party of death.
Stephen's Sound Advice - Protecting Your Online IdentityThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen gives a few tips on how to stay safe on the Internet and the best way to clean your computer.
French FriesThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is upset that Congress has reversed their greatest accomplishment by changing "freedom fries" back to French fries.
Jon's ApologyThe Colbert ReportS2
Jon Stewart becomes the first entry on Stephen's Called Out board before finally walking a mile in Geraldo's mustache.
PeacelandThe Colbert ReportS2
A cease-fire between Hezbollah and Israel brings an end to Stephen's quest for World War III.
Sign Off - E-Mail PasswordThe Colbert ReportS2
America, rest assured -- Stephen is looking out for you through the Internet.
The Word - El ComandanteThe Colbert ReportS2
For Fidel Castro's 80th birthday he got what Stephen's always wanted -- a visit from Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.
Alan SchlesingerThe Colbert ReportS2
The Bush administration is not hanging Senate candidate Alan Schlesinger out to dry -- they are hanging him out to moisten.
You may also like5 Videos
Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack
A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed FriendsCursed Friends
Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
Out of Office Explores Remote Work AbsurdityOut of Office
A young woman experiences the bizarre extremes of working from home in the film Out of Office, starring Milana Vayntrub, Ken Jeong, Jay Pharoah, Cheri Oteri, Jason Alexander and more.
A Front Row Seat to South Park The 25th Anniversary ConcertSouth ParkS25
Sing along to silly songs and classic symphonies from the show on South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert, premiering August 13 at 10/9c.