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Liquids on Planes

Season 2 • 08/10/2006

The FAA bans bringing liquids aboard airplanes -- and Stephen travels with a lot of liquids.

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01:40

Lieberman Loses
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Stephen figures the reason Joe Lieberman lost his Senate primary was because he refused to come on The Colbert Report.
08/09/2006
04:44

Tip/Wag - Hungarian Bridge
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Stephen decries cannibalism of all sorts and urges the Nation to name a bridge in Hungary after him.
08/09/2006
02:15

DeLay and Jesus
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Tom DeLay is forced to remain on the ballot, but finds the strength to do so in Jesus.
08/09/2006
03:55

The Word - Pencils Down
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Stephen is incensed that the Gay-O would have the audacity to reveal the country's security lapses to the terrorists.
08/09/2006
00:39

Intro - 8/9/06
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Stephen is psyched that Ford even sold 1.2 million vehicles to recall.
08/09/2006
00:36

Intro - 8/10/06
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Stephen wonders if Sen. Joe Lieberman can win his new party's primary, talks to with Rep. Lynn Woolsey, and asks Eli Pariser if organic bake sales can save the world.
08/10/2006
00:11

Sign Off - Remedy for Insomnia
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Stephen has a remedy for insomnia -- how about taking one of them pills?
08/10/2006
07:01

Better Know a District - California's 6th - Lynn Woolsey
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Stephen wristwrestles Representative Lynn Woolsey, whose district is home to the World Wristwrestling Championship.
08/10/2006
05:30

Eli Pariser
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Stephen asks MoveOn.org's Eli Pariser who he is, what he does and how he wants to destroy America.
08/10/2006
02:58

The Word - Cappuccino
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Eighty-six percent of Democrats may be against the war in Iraq, but America is like a cappuccino -- most of it is foam, and the real stuff is underneath.
08/10/2006
03:31

Liquids on Planes
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New FAA regulations prevent air travelers from bringing liquids aboard airplanes -- and Stephen travels with a lot of liquids.
08/10/2006
00:31

Intro - 8/14/06
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Stephen gives a shout-out to his squash partners.
08/14/2006
05:29

Ramesh Ponnuru
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Ramesh Ponnuru explains how activist judges and embryonic stem cell research contribute to the Democrats status as the party of death.
08/14/2006
03:38

Stephen's Sound Advice - Protecting Your Online Identity
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Stephen gives a few tips on how to stay safe on the Internet and the best way to clean your computer.
08/14/2006
03:01

French Fries
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Stephen is upset that Congress has reversed their greatest accomplishment by changing "freedom fries" back to French fries.
08/14/2006
05:13

Jon's Apology
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Jon Stewart becomes the first entry on Stephen's Called Out board before finally walking a mile in Geraldo's mustache.
08/14/2006
02:07

Peaceland
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A cease-fire between Hezbollah and Israel brings an end to Stephen's quest for World War III.
08/14/2006
00:07

Sign Off - E-Mail Password
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America, rest assured -- Stephen is looking out for you through the Internet.
08/14/2006
03:45

The Word - El Comandante
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For Fidel Castro's 80th birthday he got what Stephen's always wanted -- a visit from Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.
08/16/2006
03:48

Alan Schlesinger
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The Bush administration is not hanging Senate candidate Alan Schlesinger out to dry -- they are hanging him out to moisten.
08/16/2006
01:46

Let's Make This Happen
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Stephen Colbert surpassed Chuck Norris in votes to name a bridge in Hungary after him.
08/16/2006
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