The Colbert Report
Liquids on Planes
Season 2 E 102 • 08/10/2006

New FAA regulations prevent air travelers from bringing liquids aboard airplanes -- and Stephen travels with a lot of liquids.

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02:15

The Colbert ReportS2 E101
DeLay and Jesus

Tom DeLay is forced to remain on the ballot, but finds the strength to do so in Jesus.
08/09/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E101
The Word - Pencils Down

Stephen is incensed that the Gay-O would have the audacity to reveal the country's security lapses to the terrorists.
08/09/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E101
Intro - 8/9/06

Stephen is psyched that Ford even sold 1.2 million vehicles to recall.
08/09/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E102
Intro - 8/10/06

Stephen wonders if Sen. Joe Lieberman can win his new party's primary, talks to with Rep. Lynn Woolsey, and asks Eli Pariser if organic bake sales can save the world.
08/10/2006
00:34

The Colbert ReportS2 E102
Exclusive - Better Know a District - California's 6th - Lynn Woolsey Pt. 2

Stephen tells Lynn Woolsey there's no lack of girls on the Internet.
08/10/2006
00:11

The Colbert ReportS2 E102
Sign Off - Remedy for Insomnia

Stephen has a remedy for insomnia -- how about taking one of them pills?
08/10/2006
07:01

The Colbert ReportS2 E102
Better Know a District - California's 6th - Lynn Woolsey

Stephen wristwrestles Representative Lynn Woolsey, whose district is home to the World Wristwrestling Championship.
08/10/2006
05:30

The Colbert ReportS2 E102
Eli Pariser

Stephen asks MoveOn.org's Eli Pariser who he is, what he does and how he wants to destroy America.
08/10/2006
02:58

The Colbert ReportS2 E102
The Word - Cappuccino

Eighty-six percent of Democrats may be against the war in Iraq, but America is like a cappuccino -- most of it is foam, and the real stuff is underneath.
08/10/2006
01:13

The Colbert ReportS2 E102
Exclusive - Better Know a District - California's 6th - Lynn Woolsey Pt. 1

Stephen and Representative Lynn Woolsey debate global warming.
08/10/2006
03:31

The Colbert ReportS2 E102
Liquids on Planes

New FAA regulations prevent air travelers from bringing liquids aboard airplanes -- and Stephen travels with a lot of liquids.
08/10/2006
00:31

The Colbert ReportS2 E103
Intro - 8/14/06

Stephen gives a shout-out to his squash partners.
08/14/2006
05:29

The Colbert ReportS2 E103
Ramesh Ponnuru

Ramesh Ponnuru explains how activist judges and embryonic stem cell research contribute to the Democrats status as the party of death.
08/14/2006
03:38

The Colbert ReportS2 E103
Stephen's Sound Advice - Protecting Your Online Identity

Stephen gives a few tips on how to stay safe on the Internet and the best way to clean your computer.
08/14/2006
03:01

The Colbert ReportS2 E103
French Fries

Stephen is upset that Congress has reversed their greatest accomplishment by changing "freedom fries" back to French fries.
08/14/2006
05:13

The Colbert ReportS2 E103
Jon's Apology

Jon Stewart becomes the first entry on Stephen's Called Out board before finally walking a mile in Geraldo's mustache.
08/14/2006
02:07

The Colbert ReportS2 E103
Peaceland

A cease-fire between Hezbollah and Israel brings an end to Stephen's quest for World War III.
08/14/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 E103
Sign Off - E-Mail Password

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The Colbert ReportS2 E105
The Word - El Comandante

For Fidel Castro's 80th birthday he got what Stephen's always wanted -- a visit from Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.
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The Colbert ReportS2 E105
Alan Schlesinger

The Bush administration is not hanging Senate candidate Alan Schlesinger out to dry -- they are hanging him out to moisten.
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The Colbert ReportS2 E105
Let's Make This Happen

Stephen Colbert surpassed Chuck Norris in votes to name a bridge in Hungary after him.
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