The Colbert Report
The Word - Athletes Are Above the Law
Season 2 • 05/10/2006
Stephen calls upon athletes to commit more crimes.
Double or NothingThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen has a cruel and magically unusual punishment for Zacarias Moussaoui.
Frank RichThe Colbert ReportS2
New York Times columnist Frank Rich discuss Democrats, Republicans and the parties' respective theaters of choice.
The Word - SuperegomaniacThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen doesn't have a subconscious -- he chooses his dreams before he goes to sleep.
Sign Off - Closing Credits ContestThe Colbert ReportS2
The winner of tonight's contest wins the prize of a sense of personal accomplishment.
Movies That Are Destroying America - Summer MoviesThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen believes all new movies this summer are destroying America, except for the Starbucks-produced "Akeelah and the Bee."
Intro - 5/10/06The Colbert ReportS2
The power of autographs, the state of Nebraska, the founder of The Smoking Gun and the truth -- all on this episode of The Colbert Report.
Sign Off - What You DeserveThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen gives his viewers what they deserve -- a simple "good night."
The Bird FluThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen urges us to learn everything we can about bird flu before it's too late and introduces the Report's new, content-free bird flu segment.
Better Know a District - Nebraska's 2nd - Lee TerryThe Colbert ReportS2
Congressman Lee Terry talk about Omaha's meat packing industry and what's being done to give that meat to Japan.
William BastoneThe Colbert ReportS2
Bill Bastone, editor of The Smoking Gun, explains why they don't bother covering the good news in celebrities' lives.
The Word - Athletes Are Above the LawThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is supportive of athletes driving while drunk.
Madeleine AlbrightThe Colbert ReportS2
Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright talks about God, government and her new book, " The Mighty and the Almighty."
The West WingThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen discusses the final episode of "The West Wing" and asks a very special favor of President Bartlett.
The Word - Fill 'Er UpThe Colbert ReportS2
The state of the Republican juggernaut is in danger, and Stephen just may have the solution.
Tip/Wag - GoldThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen wants to go back to a system where we use gold dust, bars and nuggets for money.
Intro - 5/11/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reports on the 2006 election, makes Time magazine's list of most influential people and denies Madeleine Albright diplomatic immunity.
Intro - 5/15/06The Colbert ReportS2
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sends George W. Bush chain mail, a Florida town goes Catholic and author Kevin Phillips discusses an American theocracy.
Kevin PhillipsThe Colbert ReportS2
Kevin Phillips talks to Stephen about his book, "American Theocracy," and explains how he really feels about God.
Summaries of SummariesThe Colbert ReportS2
After seeing an ad for eight-page summaries of popular business books, Stephen takes it a step further by cutting them down to just a few sentences.
Ahmadinejad's LetterThe Colbert ReportS2
No matter what a dictator's views are, one should always disagree. For example, Hitler was a vegetarian, so Stephen is not.
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