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The Word - Athletes Are Above the Law

Season 2 • 05/10/2006

Stephen calls upon athletes to commit more crimes.

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Double or Nothing
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Stephen has a cruel and magically unusual punishment for Zacarias Moussaoui.
05/09/2006
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Frank Rich
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New York Times columnist Frank Rich discuss Democrats, Republicans and the parties' respective theaters of choice.
05/09/2006
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The Word - Superegomaniac
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Stephen doesn't have a subconscious -- he chooses his dreams before he goes to sleep.
05/09/2006
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Sign Off - Closing Credits Contest
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The winner of tonight's contest wins the prize of a sense of personal accomplishment.
05/09/2006
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Movies That Are Destroying America - Summer Movies
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Stephen believes all new movies this summer are destroying America, except for the Starbucks-produced "Akeelah and the Bee."
05/09/2006
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Intro - 5/10/06
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The power of autographs, the state of Nebraska, the founder of The Smoking Gun and the truth -- all on this episode of The Colbert Report.
05/10/2006
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Sign Off - What You Deserve
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Stephen gives his viewers what they deserve -- a simple "good night."
05/10/2006
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The Bird Flu
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Stephen urges us to learn everything we can about bird flu before it's too late and introduces the Report's new, content-free bird flu segment.
05/10/2006
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Better Know a District - Nebraska's 2nd - Lee Terry
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Congressman Lee Terry talk about Omaha's meat packing industry and what's being done to give that meat to Japan.
05/10/2006
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William Bastone
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Bill Bastone, editor of The Smoking Gun, explains why they don't bother covering the good news in celebrities' lives.
05/10/2006
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The Word - Athletes Are Above the Law
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Stephen is supportive of athletes driving while drunk.
05/10/2006
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Madeleine Albright
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Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright talks about God, government and her new book, " The Mighty and the Almighty."
05/11/2006
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The West Wing
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Stephen discusses the final episode of "The West Wing" and asks a very special favor of President Bartlett.
05/11/2006
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The Word - Fill 'Er Up
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The state of the Republican juggernaut is in danger, and Stephen just may have the solution.
05/11/2006
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Tip/Wag - Gold
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Stephen wants to go back to a system where we use gold dust, bars and nuggets for money.
05/11/2006
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Intro - 5/11/06
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Stephen reports on the 2006 election, makes Time magazine's list of most influential people and denies Madeleine Albright diplomatic immunity.
05/11/2006
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Intro - 5/15/06
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sends George W. Bush chain mail, a Florida town goes Catholic and author Kevin Phillips discusses an American theocracy.
05/15/2006
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Kevin Phillips
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Kevin Phillips talks to Stephen about his book, "American Theocracy," and explains how he really feels about God.
05/15/2006
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Summaries of Summaries
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After seeing an ad for eight-page summaries of popular business books, Stephen takes it a step further by cutting them down to just a few sentences.
05/15/2006
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Ahmadinejad's Letter
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No matter what a dictator's views are, one should always disagree. For example, Hitler was a vegetarian, so Stephen is not.
05/15/2006
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Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Gas Prices
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A guy pulls a truck with his ear just to save some money on gas.
05/15/2006
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