The Colbert Report
The Word - Wikilobbying
Season 3 • 01/29/2007
Stephen gives us proof of what happens when you bring democracy to information.
Mike WallaceThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen proves to Mike Wallace that it doesn't take an hour to nail somebody.
Intro - 1/25/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen doesn't know where he stands on the dispute over the Bush library, and he takes a look at the world of sports through his beernoculars.
Sport Report - More With Coach ManciniThe Colbert ReportS3
If the Oshawa Generals beat the Saginaw Spirit, Stephen will wear a Generals jersey for an entire show.
Right Away?The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen feels honored to have been tolerated by Bill O'Reilly.
The Word - SMAFUThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen explains that SMAFU stands for Southern Methodists All Frigged Up.
Barry LandoThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen asks Barry Lando if giving context to the situation in Iraq is the same as giving aid and comfort to our enemy.
Stephen Colbert DayThe Colbert ReportS3
Oshawa Mayor John Gray loses a bet, but wins an opportunity to celebrate Stephen Colbert Day.
Intro - 1/29/07The Colbert ReportS3
Microsoft hires someone to tamper with Wikipedia, and Scientologists name their new messiah.
New York GrievesThe Colbert ReportS3
New York got an all-too-brief taste of grace from Camilla Rosemary Parker-Bowles Mountbatten-Windsor this weekend.
Tip/Wag - Tom CruiseThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen wags his finger at Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the Church of Scientology, the National Coalition for the Homeless, and brain damage.
The Word - WikilobbyingThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is sure people will start trusting Microsoft again, if Microsoft just pays someone to write an entry in Wikipedia about how people are trusting Microsoft again.
Caviar Omelets for the TroopsThe Colbert ReportS3
With $1.2 trillion, Stephen would buy the troops $1,000 caviar omelets for every meal.
Intro - 1/30/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen knows how the money on the Iraq war should have been spent, looks inside our nation's legal system, and asks Donna Shalala how she's using her retirement to destroy America.
New Military WeaponThe Colbert ReportS3
The Pentagon introduces a new non-lethal weapon with an invisible beam, but Stephen has come up with his own irresistible security technology.
Donna ShalalaThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen asks Donna Shalala if cabinet meetings were interrupted to change Clinton's bong water.
Sign Off - Microwave Gift to O'ReillyThe Colbert ReportS3
It was an honor for Stephen to steal a microwave from Bill O'Reilly's green room, but he hasn't been feeling too great about what he did.
David LeonhardtThe Colbert ReportS3
How much should we spend on freedom? Stephen makes David Leonhardt an offer he can't refuse.
Judge, Jury & Executioner - AdulteryThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen declares Scooter Libby innocent, a life sentence for adultery fair, and a Levi's lawsuit baseless.
Global WarmingThe Colbert ReportS3
To protest Paris' decrease in power consumption, Stephen has replaced his stage manager, Bobby, with a 5,000 watt heat lamp
The Word - Black SheepThe Colbert ReportS3
If sheep do it, it must prove that being gay is natural, right? Wrong. It just proves being a sheep is unnatural.
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