The Colbert Report
The Word - Dumb-ocracy
Season 2 E 104 • 10/15/2006
Stephen doesn't like the idea of fining people who don't vote -- he'd rather pay them not to.
The Colbert ReportS2 E144Stephen Jr. in Canada
Since his release from captivity, Stephen Jr. has ventured off to Canada, but with your help, Stephen thinks we can get him to come back to America.
The Colbert ReportS2 E144Vote For Gail Jingle
Stephen blames Gail Parker, the independent candidate in Virginia, for the Republicans losing control of the Senate.
The Colbert ReportS2 E144Kid Activity Corner - Nancy Pelosi Hand Turkeys
To help decorate for Thanksgiving, Stephen gives step by step instructions on how to create your very own Nancy Pelosi hand turkey.
The Colbert ReportS2 E144Lesbian Roles
Stephen delivers the big news about Eva Longoria and Beyonce not playing lesbian lovers in an upcoming movie.
The Colbert ReportS2 E144Intro - 10/14/06
In this episode, Stephen looks at the possibilities of getting a new womb, finds out what the rest of the world thinks of our election and interviews Timberland CEO Jeffrey Swartz.
The Colbert ReportS2 E104Intro - 8/15/06
Ways to increase voter turnout, everything you need to know about today's top stories, and David Gergen -- who can finally answer the question: Bush, great or greatest?
The Colbert ReportS2 E104All You Need to Know - Proper Condom Use
Stephen gives you All You Need To Know about the Mexican elections, Pluto's planetary status, the West African rhino and how to put on a condom.
The Colbert ReportS2 E104David Gergen
Stephen has heard that David Gergen is a moderate Republican, and he wants some answers about exactly how that makes any sense.
The Colbert ReportS2 E104Sharing the Spotlight with Ahmadinejad
First Stephen had to share the cover of Newsweek with Iranian President Ahmadinejad -- and now he has to share "60 Minutes," too.
The Colbert ReportS2 E104Hungarian Bridge Progress Report
Votes in favor of naming a bridge in Hungary after Stephen: 1,774. That's only 1,212,386 votes behind the leader!
The Colbert ReportS2 E104The Word - Dumb-ocracy
Stephen doesn't like the idea of fining people who don't vote, since it punishes the poor. He'd prefer to pay the poor not to vote and empower them with lottery tickets.
The Colbert ReportS2 E131The Wave
Stephen has decided to honor Crazy George by starting the wave across all of Stadium America.
The Colbert ReportS2 E131Tip/Wag - Midterm Elections Edition
Stephen tips his hat to Air America for filing for bankruptcy protection at the right time -- just before midterm elections.
The Colbert ReportS2 E131Bush Impersonator Impersonator
Fox News gave poor marks to a Bush impersonator who appeared with Barbra Streisand, despite praising him when he appeared with Bush.
The Colbert ReportS2 E131Intro - 10/16/06
Stephen looks at the midterm elections, sees Republican scandals in a positive light, and gets his cheeks swabbed by lawyer Barry Scheck.
The Colbert ReportS2 E131The Word - Russian Dolls
The GOP needs something to help push the Foley mess off the front page, and Stephen has the answer: another, larger scandal.
The Colbert ReportS2 E131CBGB's
New York's famous CBGB's club closed over the weekend, causing Stephen to wax nostalgic about all the nights he went down there to yell at them for making too much noise.
The Colbert ReportS2 E131Barry Scheck
Barry Scheck does DNA testing trying to exonerate the wrongfully convicted. Stephen thinks he sounds soft on crime.
The Colbert ReportS2 E132Descending Screen
For the show's anniversary, Stephen has received a descending screen as a gift, as well as other descending things.
The Colbert ReportS2 E132Anniversary Cake
Someone very special to Stephen jumps out of his anniversary cake.
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