The Colbert Report

Bull Sessions

Season 7 • 01/10/2011

Congressmen Mike Fitzpatrick and Pete Sessions take their oaths of office through the TV.

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Bill O'Reilly Proves God's Existence - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Bill O'Reilly proves the existence of God, but then Neil deGrasse Tyson explains how tides change.
01/06/2011
05:55

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Ronald DePinho

Ronald DePinho wants to reverse the aging process and increase years of healthy living so that older people can continue to work.
01/06/2011
01:27

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Shout-Out to Arby's

After Stephen dies, he'd like to be sliced paper thin and served with horsey sauce.
01/06/2011
01:00

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John Boehner's Large Gavel

House Speaker John Boehner compensates for his small government with a large gavel after Republicans regain control.
01/06/2011
01:39

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Pundits Lay Blame for Senseless Arizona Attack

Now is not the time to lay blame or politicize the Arizona tragedy that killed six people and wounded 14 others, including Gabrielle Giffords.
01/10/2011
00:33

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Intro - 1/10/11

Stephen violates the Constitution, aliens invade Earth, and Fen Montaigne talks about Antarctic penguins.
01/10/2011
00:04

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Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report.
01/10/2011
05:26

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Difference Makers - Galactic Edition Pt. 2

Joe Davis broadcasts America's location into space by transmitting vaginal contractions to aliens.
01/10/2011
04:59

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Fen Montaigne

Fen Montaigne explains how global warming affects Antarctic penguins and rising sea levels.
01/10/2011
04:49

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Difference Makers - Galactic Edition Pt. 1

The Alien Hunter warns against luring extraterrestrials, but a possible pirate already gave away Earth's position.
01/10/2011
03:05

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Bull Sessions

Mike Fitzpatrick and Pete Sessions apologize for missing their oath of office, but they swore in through the TV.
01/10/2011
09:43

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MeTunes - Grammy Vote - Dan Auerbach, Patrick Carney & Ezra Koenig

Members of the Black Keys and Vampire Weekend fight for Stephen's Grammy vote for Best Alternative Music Album.
01/11/2011
01:38

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Snowstorm Preparation

Stephen prepares for a huge snowstorm that is expected to dump 14 feet of snow.
01/11/2011
02:59

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Lithuania Perfume

Lithuania releases its own national perfume that smells like a goat slaughtered at a lesbian drum circle.
01/11/2011
05:30

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Chris Hughes

Chris Hughes talks about working for the Obama campaign and helping people connect to a non-profit through Jumo.
01/11/2011
00:38

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Intro - 1/11/11

Stephen hopes Nicki Minaj wins a Grammy, a former Soviet bloc country weaponizes pierogies, and Chris Hughes starts a site for Jewish sumo wrestlers.
01/11/2011
00:05

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Sign Off - Pringles

Stephen pops the lid off a can of Pringles.
01/11/2011
00:04

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Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report.
01/12/2011
03:02

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Bernard-Henri Levy Pt. 2

Bernard-Henri Levy believes America needs to escape from Sarah Palin's black hole of political rhetoric.
01/12/2011
06:41

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The Word - Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Angriness

If incendiary rhetoric isn't connected to the Arizona tragedy, it logically follows that it must be good.
01/12/2011
05:34

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Bernard-Henri Levy Pt. 1

Stephen informs Bernard-Henri Levy that Americans think of public intellectualizing the same as public urination.
01/12/2011
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