The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Cell on Wheels
Season 5 • 06/26/2001
No talking on the cell phone while you drive, but changing your pants is still acceptable.
Rising SumThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Tens of thousands of Japanese eager to finally learn the truth behind the love between Ben Affleck, Kate Beckinsale and Josh Hartnett.
Water FoulThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Canadian geese immigrants show nothing but contempt for our most sacred national treasure...golf courses.
Vegetarian Non-FriendlyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The incredible Italian sub eating vegetarian.
Moment of Zen - Head StrongThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Losing your head playing dodgeball
Dollars and Cents - The Return of Nancy WallsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The long awaited and highly anticipated return of Nancy Walls to MSTDSFN's Dollars and Cents.
Who Am I Again?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon suffers from a slight case of an identity crisis.
Hand Prop-etsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The phone, the book, and the ass kicking.
Ver-ManThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Vermont Senator is able to find time to change his political allegiances, but not his own homepage.
Johnny KnoxvilleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Johnny Knoxville comes by to shoot the poo.
Get Out of Dodge?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Who doesn't want to live in a country where children don't have things thrown at them???
Cell on WheelsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
You know that thing you do while you're eating a danish, drinking coffee, and putting on your make-up, oh yeah, driving?
Back in Black - Dog CampThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
If Lewis Black wants to see an out-of-shape guy prance around in a short skirt he'll look in the mirror.
Jet LiThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jet Li talks about the martial arts regime he started when he was eight years old.
According to a New Study - Sex, Violence and ForgetfulnessThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Scientists determine that anyone who views a Carrot Top "1-800-Collect" commercial can think of nothing else but violence.
Stephen Wins!The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A "patient's bill of rights" will shift the balance of power away from the bureaucratic soul-less HMOs and give it to law firms -- that's good.
Moment of Zen - Hollarin'The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A woman contestant at a South Carolina hollarin' contest.
Jet Li FlinchThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Meeting Jet Li backstage makes Jon very nervous.
Horse Case ScenarioThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A horse gives birth to a freak of nature and South Dakota is with '"stupid."
NBA DraftThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Stephen Colbert insists that the NBA minimum age requirement should be no higher than 18 or 13, because kids at that age are going to need the cash.
Headlines - Secret Papers or Plastic?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Ex-army colonel and grocery store clerk George Trofimoff is bagged for selling secrets to the Soviet Union during the Cold War and is jailed 33 years later.
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