The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Cell on Wheels
Season 5 • 06/26/2001
No talking on the cell phone while you drive, but changing your pants is still acceptable.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Rising Sum
Tens of thousands of Japanese eager to finally learn the truth behind the love between Ben Affleck, Kate Beckinsale and Josh Hartnett.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Water Foul
Canadian geese immigrants show nothing but contempt for our most sacred national treasure...golf courses.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Vegetarian Non-Friendly
The incredible Italian sub eating vegetarian.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Head Strong
Losing your head playing dodgeball
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Dollars and Cents - The Return of Nancy Walls
The long awaited and highly anticipated return of Nancy Walls to MSTDSFN's Dollars and Cents.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Who Am I Again?
Jon suffers from a slight case of an identity crisis.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Hand Prop-ets
The phone, the book, and the ass kicking.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Ver-Man
Vermont Senator is able to find time to change his political allegiances, but not his own homepage.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Johnny Knoxville
Johnny Knoxville comes by to shoot the poo.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Get Out of Dodge?
Who doesn't want to live in a country where children don't have things thrown at them???
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Cell on Wheels
You know that thing you do while you're eating a danish, drinking coffee, and putting on your make-up, oh yeah, driving?
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Back in Black - Dog Camp
If Lewis Black wants to see an out-of-shape guy prance around in a short skirt he'll look in the mirror.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Jet Li
Jet Li talks about the martial arts regime he started when he was eight years old.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 According to a New Study - Sex, Violence and Forgetfulness
Scientists determine that anyone who views a Carrot Top "1-800-Collect" commercial can think of nothing else but violence.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Stephen Wins!
A "patient's bill of rights" will shift the balance of power away from the bureaucratic soul-less HMOs and give it to law firms -- that's good.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Hollarin'
A woman contestant at a South Carolina hollarin' contest.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Jet Li Flinch
Meeting Jet Li backstage makes Jon very nervous.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Horse Case Scenario
A horse gives birth to a freak of nature and South Dakota is with '"stupid."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 NBA Draft
Stephen Colbert insists that the NBA minimum age requirement should be no higher than 18 or 13, because kids at that age are going to need the cash.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Secret Papers or Plastic?
Ex-army colonel and grocery store clerk George Trofimoff is bagged for selling secrets to the Soviet Union during the Cold War and is jailed 33 years later.
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