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From Ashes to Bullets
Season 7 • 08/01/2011
Holy Smoke gives people the most badass way to scatter loved ones' ashes since the urn-grenade.
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03:29
The Colbert Report
S7
Colbert Super PAC - For the Children
Little Charlie and Grace's mom won't let them have a Colbert Super PAC lemonade stand until Stephen can tell them what his Super PAC stands for.
07/28/2011
00:07
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Cone of Silence
Stephen says goodnight with the Colbert Super PAC Cone of Silence over his head.
07/28/2011
03:44
The Colbert Report
S7
Buddy Roemer Pt. 2
Republican presidential candidate Buddy Roemer needs financial help from Iowans, but Trevor Potter has warned him not to discuss his campaign plans with Stephen.
07/28/2011
05:16
The Colbert Report
S7
Colbert Super PAC - Matthew Dowd & Ham Rove
After consulting with Ham Rove and Matthew Dowd, Stephen calls on the Colbert Nation to determine the direction of his Super PAC.
07/28/2011
04:07
The Colbert Report
S7
The Republican Ring of Power
The debt crisis and "The Lord of the Rings" both have elaborate plots, too many characters to keep track of, and talking about either of them repels girls.
07/28/2011
00:07
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Sneakers
Stephen shows off his sneakers from Zappos and ties his laces.
08/01/2011
06:54
The Colbert Report
S7
Tony Hsieh
Zappos' C.E.O. Tony Hsieh values weirdness in employees and delivers happiness to customers.
08/01/2011
04:18
The Colbert Report
S7
The Word - With Great Power Comes No Responsibility
With the proposed Super Congress, only 12 lawmakers will have to make unpopular recommendations, and the rest of Congress can avoid blame.
08/01/2011
05:51
The Colbert Report
S7
"Three Billy Goats Gruff" Budget Negotiations
When handling budget negotiations, Troll Obama should never have let the Republican billy goats clomp over his bridge.
08/01/2011
00:34
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 8/1/11
Barack Obama makes a deal with Republicans, a new technology honors the dead, and Zappos' C.E.O. Tony Hsieh always does free returns.
08/01/2011
03:05
The Colbert Report
S7
From Ashes to Bullets
Alabama company Holy Smoke turns loved ones' ashes into real bullets that can be used to hunt turkeys on Thanksgiving.
08/01/2011
03:58
The Colbert Report
S7
America's Credit Grating - David Leonhardt
According to The New York Times' David Leonhardt, safeguarding America's credit rating requires reducing health costs and raising taxes.
08/02/2011
00:34
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 8/2/11
America's credit rating may be downgraded, the recession affects children, and Al Hunt has 42 years of journalistic experience in Washington.
08/02/2011
03:18
The Colbert Report
S7
America's Credit Grating
America should handle credit ratings agencies the way it does all terrorists: by marching the marines into their offices and whisking them off to Gitmo.
08/02/2011
03:47
The Colbert Report
S7
Newt Gingrich's Twitter Scandal
Allegations arise that 80% of Newt Gingrich's Twitter followers aren't real, but making up people may be the key to keeping his campaign alive.
08/02/2011
05:41
The Colbert Report
S7
Al Hunt
Bloomberg News' Al Hunt believes Barack Obama lost the debt ceiling negotiation, but he doesn't think the Republicans won.
08/02/2011
00:07
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen shoots WristStrong bands into the audience and says goodnight.
08/02/2011
03:04
The Colbert Report
S7
Baby Teeth Economy
In order to get the soft tooth market back up, kids must reduce baby teeth inventory and stop losing teeth.
08/02/2011
00:07
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Official Flag Updater
Stephen considers the legitimacy of the states in his American flag sampler.
08/03/2011
07:30
The Colbert Report
S7
ThreatDown - Fake States, Sharia Weather & Monopoly
The state of North Dakota may not exist, subversive weather blows into Arizona, and the classic American game of anti-trust law violation gets a makeover.
08/03/2011
04:42
The Colbert Report
S7
Women's Health-Nazi Plan
Free birth control will wipe out the American race and instantly turn daughters into wanton harlots with insatiable sexual appetites.
08/03/2011
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