The Colbert Report
Rain Rivalry Challenge
Season 4 • 04/23/2008
Once again, Korean pop star Rain dogs Stephen for top ranking in Time's "Most Influential" list.
Earth Is AwesomeThe Colbert ReportS4
In honor of Earth Day, Stephen participates in a little interplanetary trash talk.
Intro - 4/22/08The Colbert ReportS4
Clinton accuses Obama of copycatting, Stephen better knows Pennsylvania's 7th district and Susan Jacoby takes on America's anti-intellectualism.
Indecision CheesesteaksThe Colbert ReportS4
Pat's cheesesteaks are more experienced and Clintonian, while Geno's cheesesteaks are like Obama's fresh face.
Susan JacobyThe Colbert ReportS4
Susan Jacoby and Stephen debate the importance of reason, the benefits of elitism and how much she owes him in truthiness residuals.
Better Know a District - Pennsylvania's 7th - Joe SestakThe Colbert ReportS4
Congressman Sestak will neither confirm nor deny the Navy's dolphin-mounted anti-missile laser defense systems.
The Lost O'Reilly Tapes Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS4
Shadowy forces are suppressing the truth about chupacabras, extraterrestrials and, most importantly, what's become of Stephen's O'Reilly interview footage.
Intro - 4/23/08The Colbert ReportS4
Hillary Clinton wins the Pennsylvania primary, Stephen offers more platinum tips for the upper class and author Mitch Albom talks about his new book, "For One More Day."
The Word - Iraq the VoteThe Colbert ReportS4
In both Iraq and the election, the goal is democracy, and what's more democratic than a campaign that never ends?
Colbert Platinum - Cat-Pooped CoffeeThe Colbert ReportS4
Platinum members can now purchase submersible convertibles, dinosaur bones and $100 a cup coffee harvested from Indonesian jungle cat feces.
Mitch AlbomThe Colbert ReportS4
Author Mitch Albom writes his emotional books so that people will remember to live life in the present and not wait to forgive others or follow their dreams.
Rain Rivalry ChallengeThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen challenges Korean pop star Rain to a dance-off, a cuddle-off or a spoon-off -- all fiercely competitive, yet intimate gestures.
ThreatDown - Juicing BullsThe Colbert ReportS4
Bulls forget to be role models for veal, and bees, those little blossom sluts, take advantage of America's mortgage crisis.
Maria ShriverThe Colbert ReportS4
If California's first lady, a member of a political dynasty and wealthy former news anchor, doesn't know who she is, what chance do the rest of us have?
Difference Makers - BumBotThe Colbert ReportS4
The BumBot: cybernetic anti-crime unit, dehumanizing debuminizer or old three-wheeled scooter with a cajun chicken smoker?
Petraeus' PromotionThe Colbert ReportS4
Congratulations to General Petraeus on his promotion and to Nell Carter on her historic 39th presidency -- too bad, Jimmy Carter.
Intro - 4/24/08The Colbert ReportS4
The global food shortage reaches the U.S., a hero hits the streets and Maria Shriver writes an inspirational book for teens.
The Word - Kernel of TruthThe Colbert ReportS4
To win the energy war, we have to conserve the most important energy -- our own.
ElectabilityThe Colbert ReportS4
Howard Dean knows exactly what it takes to get elected to be President.
Sport Report - TimbersportsThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen demands that it is time for America to take Timbersports back!
Intro - 4/28/08The Colbert ReportS4
Ethanol solves the energy crisis. Is there any problem alcohol can't solve?
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