The Colbert Report
The Word - United We Can't Stand Them
Season 8 • 04/25/2012
Californians for Population Stabilization claims immigrants cause global warming.
Magnus CarlsenThe Colbert ReportS8
The world's third youngest Chess Grand Master Magnus Carlsen discusses game strategy and stardom.
"I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)"The Colbert ReportS8
Maurice Sendak endorses Stephen's inspirational children's book about a pole trying to find his place in the world.
Super Tuesday II: Election Boogaloo - Death Match in HellawareThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen's election night team covers five primaries with major consequences for the five GOP hopefuls.
Canada's Currency CoupThe Colbert ReportS8
The Royal Canadian Mint seeks world currency status and develops the first glow-in-the-dark coin.
NASA Retires Discovery & Drops SpacebookThe Colbert ReportS8
The Discovery shuttle makes a final flight to the Smithsonian, and NASA loses the Spacebook race.
Cheating Death - Crash Diet Feeding Tubes & Scrotum Gel InjectionsThe Colbert ReportS8
Feeding tubes help brides drop 20 pounds in 10 days, and sperm-murdering jelly injections prove highly effective.
Intro - 4/25/12The Colbert ReportS8
Liberals and conservatives find common ground, and Harvard University's Michael Sandel reveals what money can't buy.
Michael SandelThe Colbert ReportS8
Harvard University's Michael Sandel illustrates the ethical and moral concerns regarding the growing role of money and market values in society.
The Word - United We Can't Stand ThemThe Colbert ReportS8
Saving the planet by demonizing immigrants gives liberals and conservatives something they can do together.
Intro - 4/26/12The Colbert ReportS8
Republicans create an anti-Obama ad, Super PACs go to college, and musician Jack White releases his solo album, "Blunderbuss."
Sign Off - Montclair Film FestivalThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen highlights "Flat Daddy," a military family documentary in New Jersey's inaugural Montclair Film Festival.
Barack Obama's Slow Jam BacklashThe Colbert ReportS8
Old, gray-haired Barack Obama successfully panders to the youth vote, but Republicans emphasize the difference between class clown and class president.
Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack 1st Treasure Hunt ClueThe Colbert ReportS8
One thousand college students receive their Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack, so Stephen unveils the launch clue and silver treasure.
Jack WhiteThe Colbert ReportS8
Jack White introduces his first solo album, "Blunderbuss," and recalls making a record with Stephen.
Concealing Weapons in StyleThe Colbert ReportS8
Invisible zippers ensure that no one will know about the gun in your pocket unless you're unhappy to see them.
Delicate Advice for Chen GuangchengThe Colbert ReportS8
Chinese dissident Chen Guangcheng lulls his guards into complacency and escapes from an 18-month house arrest.
Sign Off - Stephen's Fashionable FirearmThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen shows off his gun's matching suit and tie.
Intro - 4/30/12The Colbert ReportS8
Adults dodge sexuality education, gun owners find the latest convenience, and Diane Keaton joins Stephen.
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