The Colbert Report

Intro - 6/10/08

Season 4 • 06/10/2008

Is Barack Obama an elitist? Well, he does want to join a club with only 43 members.

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ThreatDown - Secret Negro Presidents

John McCain could turn out to be our first straight, white male president.
06/09/2008
00:34

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Intro - 6/9/08

Hillary Clinton concedes defeat in the Democratic Party and then announces she's running as a Republican.
06/09/2008
04:29

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The Word - If At First You Don't Secede

Critics claim the Confederate flag is racist, but they're just citizens of the Confederacy's longtime rival, the United States of America.
06/09/2008
02:58

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Democralypse Now - Hillary Concedes

Hillary Clinton drops out of the Democratic race and Stephen loses his best frenemy.
06/09/2008
06:13

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Philip Weiss

Stephen asks Philip Weiss if variety in your sexual married life means the missionary position with a bunch of different hats.
06/09/2008
02:33

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Tickling the Rocks

Stephen has come up with a way that true patriots can identify each other.
06/10/2008
03:48

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The Elitist Menace Among Us

Stephen could never picture Senator Obama at an Applebee's salad bar, and not just because Applebee's doesn't have a salad bar.
06/10/2008
05:38

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Smokin' Pole - Canada's Hockey Theme

The theme to hockey night in Canada makes everything more exciting, especially American things.
06/10/2008
00:56

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New Giant iPhone

Stephen thought it was a status symbol to pull out an iPhone from your pocket, but that's nothing compared to pulling one out of your U-Haul.
06/10/2008
06:36

The Colbert ReportS4
Alan Rabinowitz

Zoologist Alan Rabinowitz almost makes Stephen cry with the story of how he was inspired to save big cats.
06/10/2008
00:32

The Colbert ReportS4
Intro - 6/10/08

Stephen questions if Barack Obama is an elitist, takes a look at the top ten beaches of the Arctic, and discusses endangered cats with Alan Rabinowitz.
06/10/2008
05:46

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David Hajdu

David Hajdu talks about a time in America when comics were about crime and vice, like Grand Theft Auto.
06/11/2008
03:59

The Colbert ReportS4
The Word - U.S. Airweighs

It's embarrassing enough when your doctor tells you to get on the scale. Now replace your doctor with a ticket agent.
06/11/2008
04:36

The Colbert ReportS4
Un-American News - U.S. Election Edition

Barack Obama is being praised by every country with access to word processing technology. Sorry, Estonia, maybe next year.
06/11/2008
00:29

The Colbert ReportS4
Memorized Script

Stephen finally recites the entire script, now he's got to start memorizing the next 408 episodes.
06/11/2008
04:20

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Israel's New Bird

Congratulations, Israel. Just as America soars like the might eagle, may you emulate the noble long-billed hoopoe by squirting fecal matter at intruders.
06/11/2008
00:30

The Colbert ReportS4
Intro - 6/11/08

Airlines suffer from high fuel prices and other countries are dying to find out who is going to ignore them next.
06/11/2008
05:25

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Dickson Despommier

Stephen asks Dickson Despommier if growing food in vertical towers is an elitist way to farm.
06/12/2008
02:49

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We the MEdiator

Clint Eastwood is not Spike Lee's father and they are not on a plantation, although that'd make a hilarious antebellum buddy comedy.
06/12/2008
04:21

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Stephen Colbert's Make McCain Exciting Challenge!

You the heroes have stepped up to answer John McCain's call to spice up his speech in Stephen Colbert's Make McCain Exciting Challenge.
06/12/2008
00:28

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Intro - 6/12/08

Are Native Americans' needs being met this election? If not, would they settle for some lovely beads?
06/12/2008
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