The Colbert Report
Cheating Death - Clenched Fingers & Pill Reminder
Season 6 • 03/18/2010
An enzyme derived from gangrene is used to straighten clenched fingers and treat bent penises.
The Colbert ReportS6 Rebecca Skloot
Rebecca Skloot discusses Henrietta Lacks, whose cells were the first to be immortal and commercialized.
The Colbert ReportS6 Nell Irvin Painter
Nell Irvin Painter debates the meaning of white people and arm-wrestles Stephen over the Scots-Irish.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sport Report - Vasectomies, Chess Boxing & Golf
Doctors offer March Madness vasectomy deals, chess players punch opponents in the face, and Tiger Woods hires Ari Fleischer.
The Colbert ReportS6 United States Census 2010
Stephen reluctantly fills out his census form so the military won't target a Predator drone missile at his house.
The Colbert ReportS6 Ireland's Shamrock Shortage
Stephen finds a shamrock replacement under some grow lights in his neighbor's backyard shed.
The Colbert ReportS6 Glenn Beck Attacks Social Justice - James Martin
James Martin works with the poor because he believes in capitalism, but he knows it doesn't provide for everyone.
The Colbert ReportS6 Middle Eastern Dogs
Fundamentalist Fidos have infiltrated our borders and are lifting their legs on Lady Liberty.
The Colbert ReportS6 Mary Matalin
Mary Matalin attempts to explain the Republican position on health care without using talking points.
The Colbert ReportS6 Cheating Death - Clenched Fingers & Pill Reminder
An enzyme derived from gangrene treats clenched fingers, and an Internet-connected cap reminds you to take your pills.
The Colbert ReportS6 Claire McCaskill
Claire McCaskill praises the health care reform bill and sends a message to Rush Limbaugh in Costa Rica.
The Colbert ReportS6 Passover Dinner With Elijah
Stephen buys the most expensive bottle of Manischewitz for his Passover dinner with Elijah.
The Colbert ReportS6 Geriatric Breeding Program
Stephen will capture and breed the elderly in captivity to save the senior population from vultures.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Friedrich Schiller
Stephen quotes Friedrich Schiller as he says goodnight.
The Colbert ReportS6 Passover Commercialism
Jewish families embrace the Christmas spirit of commercialism with "Jewpardy" and the Ten Plagues Finger Puppets.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - Napoleon Blown Apart
The Republicans may have lost the health care fight, but that sets them up for real victory in November.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - Forgive and Forget
If the pope is responsible for a sex abuse cover-up, the Catholic Church needs to reassign him to a religion where nobody knows him.
The Colbert ReportS6 Ricky Martin Is Gay
Stephen dismissed the rumors that Ricky Martin was gay back when he was a local anchor at WPTS Patterson Springs.
The Colbert ReportS6 Thought for Food - Corn Diapers, Fatty Foods & Jamie Oliver
Babies can now poop in corn diapers, junk food is addictive, and Jamie Oliver shows American kids how chicken nuggets are made.
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