The Colbert Report
Jimmy Fallon Promises a Performance by Stephen
Season 7 • 03/29/2011
If Jimmy Fallon raises $26,000, Stephen will be forced to perform Rebecca Black's "Friday."
Sign Off - Movits! Streams "Out of My Head"The Colbert ReportS7
Movits! will be streaming "Out of My Head" exclusively on ColbertNation.com until April 5th.
Maine SqueezeThe Colbert ReportS7
Maine Governor Paul LePage removes a pro-labor mural because of its anti-business message.
Intro - 3/28/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen suggests a giant beard magnet to catch terrorists and interviews Michael Moore by standing outside a building, with a bullhorn.
Michael MooreThe Colbert ReportS7
Michael Moore says labor unions are on the ropes because wealthy people have done everything they can to destroy them.
Intro - 3/29/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen gives an update from the world of religion, questions Obama's plan for Libya and talks infectious diseases with Dr. Anthony Fauci.
Turd Sandwich in LibyaThe Colbert ReportS7
Newt Gingrich proves that leadership isn't about bombing Libya, it's about being consistently against whatever Obama does.
Stephen's Next Religion - Stephen ProtheroThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen Prothero helps Stephen find a new faith by describing Quakers, reincarnation and Shakers.
Sign Off - Do Not Help Jimmy FallonThe Colbert ReportS7
Don't give generously to help Jimmy Fallon raise $26,000 -- it's too important.
Yahweh or No Way - Christianity Is FatteningThe Colbert ReportS7
Jesus is totally cut, but unfortunately the same cannot be said of his followers.
Anthony FauciThe Colbert ReportS7
Anthony Fauci explains to Stephen why AIDS is still a big problem, even with abstinence education.
Jimmy Fallon Promises a Performance by StephenThe Colbert ReportS7
If Jimmy Fallon raises $26,000 for DonorsChoose by Friday, Stephen will be forced to give the performance of a lifetime.
James O'Keefe Asks for DonationsThe Colbert ReportS7
James O'Keefe asks his supporters to donate to a confessed criminal, attempted boat molester and dildo monger.
Tim ShriverThe Colbert ReportS7
Tim Shriver asks Stephen to lead a campaign to get people to stop using the r-word.
Stephen Practices Rebecca Black's "Friday"The Colbert ReportS7
Thanks to a small minority of people who care about children, Stephen has to sing Rebecca Black's "Friday" on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon."
Colbert PAC - Trevor PotterThe Colbert ReportS7
Armed with Trevor Potter's legal advice and the Colbert Nation's support, Stephen decides to start his own PAC.
Colbert PACThe Colbert ReportS7
If Stephen wants to be a political playa in 2012, like Sarah Palin and Mike Huckabee, he needs a PAC.
Congressional Budget MenorahThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen gets out his Congressional budget menorah to mark the eight days until the temporary budget agreement expires.
Piers GibbonThe Colbert ReportS7
Piers Gibbon was oddly offended when he learned that cannibals in New Guinea had never eaten a white man.
Madison as HellThe Colbert ReportS7
An activist judge stubbornly insists that Wisconsin's legal system must be obeyed, even if Republicans disagree with it.
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