The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Mandarin Like Flint
Season 3 • 03/09/1999
The U.S. Energy Department fires scientist Wen Ho Lee for allegedly selling nuclear warhead technology to China.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Yankee Clipped
Joe DiMaggio is dead a mere two months after NBC tried to kill him off early.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Moment of Zen - Two-headed Snake
Footage of a two-headed snake on the floor.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 This Week in Hate - Black Supremacists
Black Israelites hate everyone, especially Jews.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 This Just In - Gen-X-Communicated
Churches look to attract Gen-Xers with hip, cool youth services.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Ours Is Not To Reason Y2K
Steve Carell finds out if Pez could replace national currency after Y2K.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - What's Newark Pussycat?
Residents of New Jersey rank sex number ten on a list of the things they enjoy doing most; going to the mall is number one.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Taurus - A New One
A 400-year-old horoscope of famed astronomer Johannas Kepler is found, and comedian John Byner's facelift is broadcast over the Internet.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Jon Voight
Jon Voight discusses his new movie, "Baby Geniuses."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 In Jersey's Defense
Jon Stewart defends the sexual fervor of New Jersey by showing sex in a variety of everyday activities.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Recap - 3/11/99
Jon Stewart recaps the night's news and wonders why New Jersey residents hate sex.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Mandarin Like Flint
The U.S. Energy Department fires Chinese-American scientist, Wen Ho Lee, for allegedly selling nuclear warhead technology to China.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Roll With the Punches
For some reason the American Roller Derby League will not allow Ann Calvello skate, even after her brain surgery.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 A Quick Word of Advice - Chance King
Jon warns newborn Chance King that his body will stay the size of a baby's but his head will never stop growing.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 This Just In - A Dimple Plan
New diet pill Cellasene promises to turn your cellulite into smooth skin.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Sammy Hagar
Without Sammy Hagar, the policemen in Cabo wouldn't have tourists to rip off.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - King Brat
Larry King and his wife Shawn Southwick announce the birth of their son, Chance Armstrong King
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Recap - 3/10/99
Cellasene promises to get rid of cellulite.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - Indian Bummer
Crayola to rename Indian Red crayon something not offensive.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Camel Droppings
RJR Nabisco distances itself from tobacco's negative image to highlight its snack food's more positive fat and lazy appeal.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Moment of Zen - Bud Atkinson
Former roller derby star Bud Atkinson roller skates with his walker.
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