The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Season 8 • 12/15/2003

Jon Stewart is so f**king sick of Julia Roberts.

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04:51

Crash At My Place
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Samantha Bee reports on a killer house in Queens, NY that has made 23 cars in 19 years crash into it.
12/11/2003
00:10

Moment of Zen - George W. Bush - Iraqi Contracts
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President George W. Bush announces that Iraqi contracts will go to companies from coalition countries.
12/11/2003
00:31

Intro - Nomination for Presidency
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Jon Stewart claims that presidential nominations are a result of visiting The Daily Show.
12/11/2003
04:30

General Wesley Clark Pt. 2
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General Wesley Clark talks about his run for the presidency and his new book "Winning Modern Wars."
12/11/2003
01:02

Mess O'Potamia - Iraqi National Symphony Orchestra
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The Iraqi National Symphony Orchestra plays in Washington DC for President George W. Bush and the First Lady.
12/11/2003
05:03

Bad Santa
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The army continues its proud tradition of naming operations after Patrick Swayze movies.
12/15/2003
01:16

Headlines - The Capture of Saddam Hussein
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By now, everybody knows that Saddam Hussein has been captured, unless, of course, they've been living in a hole.
12/15/2003
04:05

Saddam Captured
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Even the guerrilla attacks have a jovial air. It's as if they're exploding things with us as opposed to at us.
12/15/2003
00:15

Moment of Zen - Osama You're Next
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Terry Bradshaw calls out Osama bin Laden on the NFL on Fox.
12/15/2003
02:48

D-FORCE 9
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The only chance the Democrats have to win the White House is to wage their own war on terror.
12/15/2003
05:11

Maggie Gyllenhaal
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Maggie Gyllenhaal seems to be implying that Jon is a Communist.
12/15/2003
02:54

Spider Hole
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Cable news networks air computer-generated simulations that boil down the concept of "guy in hole" to something even the layman can understand.
12/16/2003
05:19

Red Menace
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Rob Corddry shows how Ed Asner uses the role of Santa Claus to spout his Communist propaganda.
12/16/2003
07:37

Ben Affleck
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Ben Affleck is surprised his relationship with J.Lo is such a big story.
12/16/2003
00:38

Intro - Rabbi Hussein
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Saddam Hussein's big beard makes him look like he may have been studying to be a rabbi while he was on the run.
12/16/2003
00:19

Moment of Zen - Hidey-Hole
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Contessa Brewer climbs into Saddam Hussein's spider hole while a retired veteran explains it.
12/16/2003
02:19

Back in Black - Aviation
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Lewis Black shows how man's dream of flight and gigantic breasts come together in the form of Hooters Air.
12/16/2003
03:58

Your History - USS Republic
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Learning about history is critical to our understanding of our present and the future.
12/17/2003
02:02

Headlines - Flu Fighters
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Tens of thousands of people across the nation are eager to get their hands on this year's holiday must-have: a painful injection of dead virus.
12/17/2003
00:08

Moment of Zen - Baby Girl Cries
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After getting her flu shot, a baby starts to cry.
12/17/2003
02:03

Headlines - Saddam Trial
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President Bush argues that dictator and filthy hippie Saddam Hussein should be tried by Iraqis.
12/17/2003
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