The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Season 8 • 12/15/2003

Jon Stewart is so f**king sick of Julia Roberts.

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Crash At My Place

Samantha Bee reports on a killer house in Queens, NY that has made 23 cars in 19 years crash into it.
12/11/2003
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Moment of Zen - George W. Bush - Iraqi Contracts

President George W. Bush announces that Iraqi contracts will go to companies from coalition countries.
12/11/2003
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Intro - Nomination for Presidency

Jon Stewart claims that presidential nominations are a result of visiting The Daily Show.
12/11/2003
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General Wesley Clark Pt. 2

General Wesley Clark talks about his run for the presidency and his new book "Winning Modern Wars."
12/11/2003
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Mess O'Potamia - Iraqi National Symphony Orchestra

The Iraqi National Symphony Orchestra plays in Washington DC for President George W. Bush and the First Lady.
12/11/2003
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Bad Santa

The army continues its proud tradition of naming operations after Patrick Swayze movies.
12/15/2003
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Headlines - The Capture of Saddam Hussein

By now, everybody knows that Saddam Hussein has been captured, unless, of course, they've been living in a hole.
12/15/2003
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Saddam Captured

Even the guerrilla attacks have a jovial air. It's as if they're exploding things with us as opposed to at us.
12/15/2003
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Moment of Zen - Osama You're Next

Terry Bradshaw calls out Osama bin Laden on the NFL on Fox.
12/15/2003
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D-FORCE 9

The only chance the Democrats have to win the White House is to wage their own war on terror.
12/15/2003
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Maggie Gyllenhaal

Maggie Gyllenhaal seems to be implying that Jon is a Communist.
12/15/2003
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Spider Hole

Cable news networks air computer-generated simulations that boil down the concept of "guy in hole" to something even the layman can understand.
12/16/2003
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Red Menace

Rob Corddry shows how Ed Asner uses the role of Santa Claus to spout his Communist propaganda.
12/16/2003
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Ben Affleck

Ben Affleck is surprised his relationship with J.Lo is such a big story.
12/16/2003
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Intro - Rabbi Hussein

Saddam Hussein's big beard makes him look like he may have been studying to be a rabbi while he was on the run.
12/16/2003
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Moment of Zen - Hidey-Hole

Contessa Brewer climbs into Saddam Hussein's spider hole while a retired veteran explains it.
12/16/2003
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Back in Black - Aviation

Lewis Black shows how man's dream of flight and gigantic breasts come together in the form of Hooters Air.
12/16/2003
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Your History - USS Republic

Learning about history is critical to our understanding of our present and the future.
12/17/2003
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Headlines - Flu Fighters

Tens of thousands of people across the nation are eager to get their hands on this year's holiday must-have: a painful injection of dead virus.
12/17/2003
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Moment of Zen - Baby Girl Cries

After getting her flu shot, a baby starts to cry.
12/17/2003
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Headlines - Saddam Trial

President Bush argues that dictator and filthy hippie Saddam Hussein should be tried by Iraqis.
12/17/2003
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