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Neil deGrasse Tyson
Season 2 • 08/17/2006
The International Astronomical Union declares Pluto a planet again -- Stephen called it.
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01:46
The Colbert Report
S2
Let's Make This Happen
Stephen Colbert surpassed Chuck Norris in votes to name a bridge in Hungary after him.
08/16/2006
01:01
The Colbert Report
S2
Sign Off - Historic Hoax
Stephen offers NASA the use of his studio so they can re-shoot the "moon landing."
08/16/2006
05:24
The Colbert Report
S2
Morgan Spurlock
Stephen asks Morgan Spurlock why he'd want to know what other people's lives are like.
08/16/2006
00:33
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 8/16/06
Stephen celebrates Fidel Castro, looks back at the Cold War and interviews FX host Morgan Spurlock.
08/16/2006
02:49
The Colbert Report
S2
Was It Really That Bad? - Cold War
The Berlin Wall provided career-defining moments for President Reagan and German metal band the Scorpions.
08/16/2006
02:07
The Colbert Report
S2
Continuity
Viewers alert Stephen to the fact that Killer is on a commando mission to rescue Stephen Jr. and couldn't possibly have been on the previous night's show.
08/17/2006
06:04
The Colbert Report
S2
Neil Young
Stephen Colbert and Neil Young get out their guitars.
08/17/2006
02:43
The Colbert Report
S2
Better Know a District - California's 31st
In California's 31st district, the who's whom do where's when with the why what.
08/17/2006
00:34
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 8/17/06
Stephen reports on Pluto, interviews Neil Young, and talks with Hollywood Congressman Javier Becerra.
08/17/2006
04:16
The Colbert Report
S2
Better Know a District - California's 31st - Javier Becerra
Why does Congressman Javier Becerra wants to translate our American paintings into Spanish?
08/17/2006
04:19
The Colbert Report
S2
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and Stephen Colbert trash talk spheres in the running to be new planets.
08/17/2006
02:23
The Colbert Report
S2
Green Screen Challenge - The Announcement
The Report starts showing your bold depictions of Stephen's heroic fight.
08/21/2006
00:32
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 8/21/06
Stephen reports on drug companies, a British food study and interviews linguist Geoffrey Nunberg.
08/21/2006
02:14
The Colbert Report
S2
Atheists in Foxholes
Stephen recommends shipping atheists to war so they can destroy someone else's society for a change.
08/21/2006
03:21
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Side Effects
Criminals owe a debt to society, so let's put them to work making money for the pharmaceutical industry.
08/21/2006
03:39
The Colbert Report
S2
ThreatDown - Drivers Eat
If genetically engineered grass has its way, our neatly red and blue nation will be all green.
08/21/2006
07:35
The Colbert Report
S2
Geoffrey Nunberg
Stephen asks linguist Geoffrey Nunberg, author of "Talking Right," how he can discredit a group that calls themselves "right."
08/21/2006
00:07
The Colbert Report
S2
Sign Off - Pants Off
It's time for Stephen Colbert to go home and take off his pants.
08/21/2006
04:18
The Colbert Report
S2
Cheating Death - Fields Medal
Ever since Stephen learned about the Fields Medal two weeks ago, he's cared about it more than any other award in the world.
08/22/2006
05:06
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - 99 Problems
The difference between 200 French troops and 15,000 French troops is just fewer French prisoners.
08/22/2006
00:38
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 8/22/06
Stephen examines the situation in Lebanon, reports on Hungary, and interviews New York Times op-ed columnist Paul Krugman.
08/22/2006
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