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Mess O'Potamia - Hearing Impaired

Season 10 • 10/03/2005

Generals Abizaid and Casey admit we're stuck in Iraq for a long time.

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01:20

Headlines - TRMPAC Scandal
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Jon puts the TRMPAC Scandal in terms the American public can understand, right down to cigars, blue dresses and ejaculation.
09/29/2005
00:13

Moment of Zen - Black Babies
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Bill Bennett knows for a fact that were one to abort every black baby in the country, the crime rate would go down.
09/29/2005
02:37

Chuck Schumer Pt. 2
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Chuck Schumer describes the Democrats' mindset as the Republicans seem to self-destruct.
09/29/2005
05:06

Headlines - I'm So Indicted!
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Tom DeLay is indicted for the equivalent of being lent money by his brother-in-law.
09/29/2005
05:08

Chuck Schumer Pt. 1
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Chuck Schumer explains his thought process in voting no against confirmed Head Justice John Roberts.
09/29/2005
01:32

Intro - Tom DeLay's Indictments
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Tom DeLay issues a statement about his second indictment and all indictments to come.
10/03/2005
04:35

Deconstruction Harriet
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President Bush picks Harriet Miers to succeed Sandra Day O'Connor on the Supreme Court.
10/03/2005
00:17

Moment of Zen - Wild Fox
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A small fox winds its way through the National Portrait Gallery in London.
10/03/2005
03:36

Back in Black - Katrina Recovery
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Carnival Cruise Lines uses its ships to house Katrina refugees, President Bush promises to rebuild the Gulf's casinos, and military-trained dolphins escape into the ocean.
10/03/2005
05:39

David Rakoff
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David Rakoff discusses his new book, "Don't Get Too Comfortable," and the excesses of American life.
10/03/2005
04:35

Mess O'Potamia - Hearing Impaired
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General John Abizaid tells the Senate Armed Services committee and the president two completely different stories about the situation in Iraq.
10/03/2005
02:35

Man vs. Planet - The War on Terra
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The melting of Arctic glaciers threatens coastal cities, habitats of polar animals and a new product launch by Gatorade.
10/04/2005
04:58

Cameron Diaz
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Cameron Diaz talks about bad pick up lines, gratuitous man-meat and her new film, "In Her Shoes" which she promises has a little something for everyone.
10/04/2005
00:15

Moment of Zen - Bush's Tongue Twister
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President Bush attempts to explain the delayed response to Hurricane Katrina and gets caught in a tongue twister.
10/04/2005
05:54

Say No Moor
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Liberals in San Francisco feel the presence of Battleship Iowa is insulting to gays and lesbians. Nate Corddry goes undercover as a sailor to find out more.
10/04/2005
02:00

Intro - Nick Cage's Kid
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Nicholas Cage names his son Kalel -- Superman's name on his home planet of Krypton.
10/04/2005
03:32

Dis Appointment
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Bush's normally silent right-wing base is complaining loudly about the appointment of Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court.
10/04/2005
04:42

John Edwards Pt. 1
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John Edwards and Jon discuss the incompetence of the Bush administration.
10/05/2005
00:10

Moment of Zen - Tallest Living Man
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A Chinese man holds his Guinness World Records title for tallest man.
10/05/2005
03:08

Red Planet - China Rising
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China's empire is growing, and not just from the ground-up rhino penis they add to many of their meals.
10/05/2005
02:58

Prison Break
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Judith Miller is eager to spend some time with Lou Dobbs after getting out of prison.
10/05/2005
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