The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 8 • 06/09/2004
Stephen Colbert reports that next year's G8 summit will be held at the Fortress of Solitude.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - No Disrespect
Bill Parcells does not mean to disrespect the "orientals."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Indecision 2004 - Thumbs Up To You Too
While President George W. Bush gives a eulogy for Ronald Reagan, John Kerry is going to catch up on some office work.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Mess O'Potamia - Congratulations on Your New Government
New Iraqi Prime Minister Iyad Allawi will find that there's no better way to get acquainted with a country than by running it.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 David Brooks
David Brooks states that only a country as idealistic as the United States would try to bring democracy to Iraq -- and only a country as naive as us would do it so badly.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 What Would Ronald Think?
Newt Gingrich believes that Ronald Reagan would approve of President George W. Bush's actions in Iraq.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 New Jersey Primary
All the Kucinich organization needs to do to win the New Jersey primary is to convince fellow Democrats to change their numerical system.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Joe Biden's Lecture
Joe Biden angrily lectures John Ashcroft about the importance of following torture treaties.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 8 Simple Rulers
The G8 summit is held on an isolated island off the coast of Georgia, so it won't be plagued by protests.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Morgan Spurlock
Morgan Spurlock describes his chest pains and heart palpitations from eating McDonald's everyday.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Finding Memo
John Ashcroft doesn't think torture is productive or justified -- confidential memos written by his department, notwithstanding.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 G8 Summit
Stephen Colbert explains that they're considering holding next year's G8 summit somewhere safer and more remote, like the Fortress of Solitude.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Back in Black - Big Winners
Lewis Black performed on Broadway this year and he still doesn't give a sh*t about the Tony Awards.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Headlines - 8 Simple Rulers
Unfortunately, when Jon sees the leaders of the world's most powerful countries all he can hear is "It's Raining Men."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Reagan Remembered
Who can forget President McKinley's brigade of black faced minstrels singing "We sho' is sad da President was shot"?
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jon is curious to know why Garfield, which was popular during the eighties, is being made into a movie now.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - We Be Back in Charge
LL Cool J raps with Carol Channing at the Tony Awards.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Maritime Salvage Update - Appraise the Titanic
Hundreds of items linked to the doomed Titanic go up for auction in New York, most of them salvaged from the wreck itself.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Bill Clinton Painting
Former President Bill Clinton unveils a painting of himself and a crowd applauds.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Preview - Week of 6/21/04
Rob Corddry visits the City of Brotherly Love and bites into a Philly cheesesteak with Benjamin Franklin.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Stanley Tucci
For his role in "The Terminal," Stanley Tucci had to do research by going to an airport.