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Season 9 • 10/05/2004

Jon and Billy Bob Thornton arrange an infant menage a trios.

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Kill Phil

Dr. Phil doesn't want to "get real" with The Daily Show and has a bit of a douche complex.
10/04/2004
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Gaywatch - Gay Marriage

Belgium and the Netherlands have not only legalized same sex marriage but have also moved in together.
10/04/2004
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How High

Paul Allen's SpaceShipOne completes the first privately-financed, manned flight into space.
10/05/2004
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Moment of Zen - Nerds Win the Pennant

The SpaceShipOne crew celebrates their successful flight by pouring champagne on each other.
10/05/2004
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Mess O'Potamia - Not Enough Troops

Former Coalition Provisional Authority head L. Paul Bremer tells a private audience that the Iraq war was mishandled and should have been fought with more troops.
10/05/2004
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Helms - Fire on the Mountain?

Ed Helms explains the complex chemical reactions taking place within Washington's Mount St. Helens.
10/05/2004
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Intro - Vice Presidential Debate

Jon previews tomorrow's show, which will include footage of Dick Cheney swallowing John Edwards whole at the vice presidential debate.
10/05/2004
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Mess O'Potamia - You Forgot Poland

Less than a week after George W. Bush attacked John Kerry for forgetting Poland, Poland decides to leave the coalition of the willing.
10/05/2004
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Preview - 10/6/04

Jon previews tomorrow night's show, featuring the vice presidential debates, Bob Schieffer from CBS News and the Red Sox's playoff chances.
10/05/2004
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Corddry - Global Test

Rob Corddry discusses the fundamental flaw of the Kerry campaign - John Kerry's inability to say what the Republicans say he said.
10/05/2004
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Billy Bob Thornton

Billy Bob Thornton discusses his role in "Friday Night Lights" and his new baby.
10/05/2004
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Back in Black - No Fly List

We may not be safer, but we have more creative ways to pretend to be safe.
10/06/2004
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Indecision 2004 - Vice Presidential Debates

When historians write about these vice presidential debates, they'll be wasting their time.
10/06/2004
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Bob Schieffer

News is a lot better when you get to come in early, have a couple of drinks and just make things up.
10/06/2004
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Moment of Zen - That's a Great Hat

The late Rodney Dangerfield is briefly eulogized by The Daily Show.
10/06/2004
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Indecision 2004 - Cleveland Steamers

Using 20/20 blindsight and Southern asskissosity, Dick Cheney and John Edwards square off in the Vice Presidential Debates.
10/06/2004
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Moment of Zen - Kerry Hockey

Senator John Kerry describes the Kerry family broom hockey game that has become a Christmas tradition.
10/07/2004
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Bill O'Reilly Pt. 1

Bill O'Reilly tells Jon Stewart about the freedom he has at Fox News.
10/07/2004
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Philibuster

George W. Bush and John Kerry take turns sitting down with Dr. Phil to discuss Dr. Phil's spanking fixation and Kerry's flip-flopping daughters.
10/07/2004
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Dragon Report

Although the Duelfer Report finds no evidence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, the Bush Administration manages to take a glass-half-full perspective.
10/07/2004
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Indecision 2004 - George W. Bush Celebrity Explosion

Ex-convict multi-millionaire boxing promoter Don King is revealed to be a backer of the Bush campaign.
10/07/2004
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