Intro - 1/15/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen discusses plastic surgery with author Alex Kuczynski and debuts his new financial segment.
Alex KuczynskiThe Colbert ReportS3
Alex Kuczynski explains why we don't look better after spending $15 billion on plastic surgery.
A Man's TouchThe Colbert ReportS3
It's insensitive to remind Condoleezza Rice that she's going to die without knowing a man's touch.
Bears & Balls - GasThe Colbert ReportS3
Buy gas! It's a sure-fire commodity with no risk except for the sure risk of fire.
Inspired by Dr. KingThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen calls for a national lie-in. It's time to go beyond passive resistance to pure passiveness.
Squeaky ChairThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is feeling a little high-strung with Bill O'Reilly's impending visit, and his chair is caught in the crossfire.
Pesos for PizzaThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is forced to rethink his three least favorite words: the Hollywood Foreign Press.
The Word - SymbolicThe Colbert ReportS3
A symbolic Congress makes a symbolic stand against a symbolic war.
Sport Report - Bend it Like BeckhamThe Colbert ReportS3
David Beckham comes to America to be an actor, and Stephen has the perfect project for him.
Dinesh D'SouzaThe Colbert ReportS3
Dinesh D'Souza believes saying that the cultural left is causing America's destruction would be going too far.
Intro - 1/16/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen begins the show with some self-aggrandizing vocal warm-ups.
Better Know a District - Washington's 3rd - Brian BairdThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen brings clinical psychologist/Congressman Brian Baird to a safe place.
Lynn SwannThe Colbert ReportS3
Hall of Famer Lynn Swann helps Stephen trash-talk the remaining NFL playoff teams that aren't the New Orleans Saints.
Intro - 1/17/07The Colbert ReportS3
It's Stephen's 200th show and he wants a commemorative coin.
200th EpisodeThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen underplays the importance of his 200th episode, as Papa Bear is making a visit tomorrow.
Richard ClarkeThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen sells Richard Clarke's book with promises of robot sex.
Intro - 1/18/07The Colbert ReportS3
Bill O'Reilly is about to appear on The Colbert Report, regardless of whether or not you're high.
The Word - Go It AloneThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is not interested in the president's new commitment to flexibility and compromise, not when he can go it alone.
The Advent of O'ReillyThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen has been spending the whole day making sure everything is perfect for his guest, Bill O'Reilly.
We The Mediator - Trump v. O'DonnellThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is forced to side with Rosie O'Donnell over Donald Trump.
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