The Colbert Report
Shout Out! - Broken Space Toilet
Season 4 E 70 • 05/29/2008

The astronauts are not pooping in a bag -- they're pooping in a bag-like collection system.

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00:34

The Colbert ReportS4 E69
Intro - 5/28/08

Little League Baseball players are under attack, something is in our water, and Senator Claire McCaskill will never inspire young women because she supports Barack Obama.
05/28/2008
06:32

The Colbert ReportS4 E69
Claire McCaskill

Senator Claire McCaskill explains why Barack Obama is the best man or woman to be the next president of the United States.
05/28/2008
05:36

The Colbert ReportS4 E69
Cheating Death - Liquid Launch

Liquid Launch is a new energy drink that doesn't have one of the ingredients in rocket fuel -- it has every ingredient in rocket fuel.
05/28/2008
02:48

The Colbert ReportS4 E69
Microbe Beat!

The number one threat to microbes is penicillin -- a godless healing machine.
05/28/2008
04:05

The Colbert ReportS4 E70
Tad Devine

Stephen asks Tad Devine if we can add a third candidate to the Democratic race, like a rabid monkey or an underfed tiger.
05/29/2008
04:10

The Colbert ReportS4 E70
Tip/Wag - Monetary Discrimination

Money should have different smells so blind people can tell the bills apart.
05/29/2008
00:17

The Colbert ReportS4 E70
Sneak Preview

Stephen gives a sneak preview of Monday night's show.
05/29/2008
00:34

The Colbert ReportS4 E70
Intro - 5/29/08

Scott McClellan's new book accuses Bush of lying to get us into Iraq. That took balls, Scott -- five years ago.
05/29/2008
03:05

The Colbert ReportS4 E70
Democralypse Now - Florida and Michigan

To deny the votes of Michigan and Florida is to say that Kurt Cobain died in vain.
05/29/2008
05:26

The Colbert ReportS4 E70
David Sirota

David Sirota explains the presidential campaign isn't the only place where change happens.
05/29/2008
02:14

The Colbert ReportS4 E70
Shout Out! - Broken Space Toilet

The astronauts are not pooping in a bag -- they're pooping in a bag-like collection system.
05/29/2008
01:01

The Colbert ReportS4 E71
Final Thought

Stephen gives America the final thought on what should have been done with Michigan and Florida.
06/02/2008
05:22

The Colbert ReportS4 E71
Jon Paskowitz

Jon Paskowitz tells Stephen what it was like to travel around with a large family and a father who decided his children were going to surf instead of go to school.
06/02/2008
04:13

The Colbert ReportS4 E71
The Word - Media Culpa

Media, if you want to prove you did your job well in the lead-up to the Iraq war, use the same techniques that McClellan used to sell the war to you in the first place.
06/02/2008
00:33

The Colbert ReportS4 E71
Intro - 6/2/08

Scott McClellan says the press didn't do its job in the run-up to the war. Why is he complaining? They did his job.
06/02/2008
00:49

The Colbert ReportS4 E71
Obama's Church

Unfortunately, America can't vote for a man who doesn't even belong to a church. So Hillary it is.
06/02/2008
04:56

The Colbert ReportS4 E71
Colbert Platinum - Private Jets

Platinum members can now get servants' quarters on their private jets, a $175 hamburger, and Stephen's own iPod Nano postage stamp.
06/02/2008
01:53

The Colbert ReportS4 E71
Fire at Universal

God must have been listening to Stephen's prayers because Universal Studios went up in flames.
06/02/2008
07:15

The Colbert ReportS4 E72
George Will

George Will explains conservatives understand that the government's job is to deliver the mail, defend the shores, and get out of the way.
06/03/2008
05:00

The Colbert ReportS4 E72
The Word - Unhealthy Competition

The great thing about the war on terror is that if we fight it right, it can go on forever.
06/03/2008
04:04

The Colbert ReportS4 E72
Stephen's Sound Advice - Summer Jobs

Interns learn valuable job skills like getting coffee, fetching copy paper, and moisturizing a TV host.
06/03/2008
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