The Colbert Report
Shout Out! - Broken Space Toilet
Season 4 E 70 • 05/29/2008
The astronauts are not pooping in a bag -- they're pooping in a bag-like collection system.

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The Colbert ReportS4 E69
Intro - 5/28/08
Little League Baseball players are under attack, something is in our water, and Senator Claire McCaskill will never inspire young women because she supports Barack Obama.
05/28/2008
06:32
The Colbert ReportS4 E69
Claire McCaskill
Senator Claire McCaskill explains why Barack Obama is the best man or woman to be the next president of the United States.
05/28/2008
05:36
The Colbert ReportS4 E69
Cheating Death - Liquid Launch
Liquid Launch is a new energy drink that doesn't have one of the ingredients in rocket fuel -- it has every ingredient in rocket fuel.
05/28/2008
02:48
The Colbert ReportS4 E69
Microbe Beat!
The number one threat to microbes is penicillin -- a godless healing machine.
05/28/2008
04:05
The Colbert ReportS4 E70
Tad Devine
Stephen asks Tad Devine if we can add a third candidate to the Democratic race, like a rabid monkey or an underfed tiger.
05/29/2008
04:10
The Colbert ReportS4 E70
Tip/Wag - Monetary Discrimination
Money should have different smells so blind people can tell the bills apart.
05/29/2008
00:17
The Colbert ReportS4 E70
Sneak Preview
Stephen gives a sneak preview of Monday night's show.
05/29/2008
00:34
The Colbert ReportS4 E70
Intro - 5/29/08
Scott McClellan's new book accuses Bush of lying to get us into Iraq. That took balls, Scott -- five years ago.
05/29/2008
03:05
The Colbert ReportS4 E70
Democralypse Now - Florida and Michigan
To deny the votes of Michigan and Florida is to say that Kurt Cobain died in vain.
05/29/2008
05:26
The Colbert ReportS4 E70
David Sirota
David Sirota explains the presidential campaign isn't the only place where change happens.
05/29/2008
02:14
The Colbert ReportS4 E70
Shout Out! - Broken Space Toilet
The astronauts are not pooping in a bag -- they're pooping in a bag-like collection system.
05/29/2008
01:01
The Colbert ReportS4 E71
Final Thought
Stephen gives America the final thought on what should have been done with Michigan and Florida.
06/02/2008
05:22
The Colbert ReportS4 E71
Jon Paskowitz
Jon Paskowitz tells Stephen what it was like to travel around with a large family and a father who decided his children were going to surf instead of go to school.
06/02/2008
04:13
The Colbert ReportS4 E71
The Word - Media Culpa
Media, if you want to prove you did your job well in the lead-up to the Iraq war, use the same techniques that McClellan used to sell the war to you in the first place.
06/02/2008
00:33
The Colbert ReportS4 E71
Intro - 6/2/08
Scott McClellan says the press didn't do its job in the run-up to the war. Why is he complaining? They did his job.
06/02/2008
00:49
The Colbert ReportS4 E71
Obama's Church
Unfortunately, America can't vote for a man who doesn't even belong to a church. So Hillary it is.
06/02/2008
04:56
The Colbert ReportS4 E71
Colbert Platinum - Private Jets
Platinum members can now get servants' quarters on their private jets, a $175 hamburger, and Stephen's own iPod Nano postage stamp.
06/02/2008
01:53
The Colbert ReportS4 E71
Fire at Universal
God must have been listening to Stephen's prayers because Universal Studios went up in flames.
06/02/2008
07:15
The Colbert ReportS4 E72
George Will
George Will explains conservatives understand that the government's job is to deliver the mail, defend the shores, and get out of the way.
06/03/2008
05:00
The Colbert ReportS4 E72
The Word - Unhealthy Competition
The great thing about the war on terror is that if we fight it right, it can go on forever.
06/03/2008
04:04
The Colbert ReportS4 E72
Stephen's Sound Advice - Summer Jobs
Interns learn valuable job skills like getting coffee, fetching copy paper, and moisturizing a TV host.
06/03/2008
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