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Cookies for Oil
Season 7 • 05/28/2003
American soldiers are giving Iraqi locals cookies in exchange for barrels of oil.
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00:17
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Moment of Zen - Ari Fleischer
White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer is sure that whoever the Democratic party chooses as their Presidential nominee will seek to raise taxes.
05/27/2003
05:41
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Creed Isn't Good
Correspondent Rob Corddry interviews fans who are finally doing something about Creed sucking.
05/27/2003
06:45
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Bill Kristol
Bill Kristol and Jon Stewart discuss the current political situation between conservatives and liberals.
05/27/2003
01:37
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Surly Retirement
The president kissed White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer's forehead when he gave his resignation.
05/27/2003
00:55
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Whitman Quits
EPA Chief Christina Todd Whitman steps down from her position, after clashes with the President over the environment.
05/27/2003
02:43
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Jew Edition
Who better to understand the endless cycle of violence and despair in Israel than Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown?
05/28/2003
03:11
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Sars Attacks!
The best way to use technology to help fight SARS is a television channel, not medicine.
05/28/2003
00:14
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Moment of Zen - More Cookies for Oil
American soldiers are giving Iraqi locals cookies in exchange for barrels of oil.
05/28/2003
05:18
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Lisa Ling
Lisa Ling talks about her recent trip to Baghdad to find looted antiquities and the people who returned the items in plastic bags to the museums.
05/28/2003
04:42
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
America is Out of Talent
Steve Carell has come to a disturbing conclusion . . . America is out of talent, huffing at the gas tank of ability.
05/28/2003
03:16
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Cookies for Oil
If Americans were smart, they would give Iraqis one cookie now for half a million barrels of oil and another cookie after one million.
05/28/2003
00:34
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Moment of Zen - Goods and Services
President Bush explains the basic principles of capitalism to a group of reporters.
05/29/2003
07:18
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
David Halberstam
David Halberstam talks about the enduring friendship between former Red Sox Ted Williams, Dominic Dimaggio and Johnny Pesky.
05/29/2003
01:43
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Where Were the Democrats?
Bill Clinton invites rich people to make him one good argument in favor of the Bush tax cuts.
05/29/2003
04:37
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Even Stevphen - Islam vs. Christianity
Can the world's two largest monotheistic faiths exist without tearing each other to shreds?
05/29/2003
03:05
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
See More Cuts
President Bush signs a $350 billion tax cut into law, after Dick Cheney casts the deciding vote in the Senate.
05/29/2003
02:00
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Sintax Error
Gambling and drinking are fighting over smoking as New York attempts to raise revenue.
05/29/2003
01:08
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Intro - Bob Hope's Centennial
Bob Hope's career has been the stuff of legend, but 96 years in comedy is too long.
05/29/2003
02:35
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Texodus
People wonder whether President Bush and Jacques Chirac can actually sit down and have a comfortable conversation. The answer is absolutely not.
06/02/2003
03:15
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Headlines - Survivor: Appalachia
A rookie police officer arrests the main suspect behind the Atlanta Olympics bombing after spotting him scrounging for food in a dumpster.
06/02/2003
00:55
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Intro - New York Philharmonic
It's a rough day for everybody in the city as the New York Philharmonic announces it's moving from Lincoln Center to Carnegie Hall.
06/02/2003
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