The Colbert Report
Season 7 • 05/31/2011
Jesus returned to Earth on May 21st, but he was wearing his cloak of invisibility.
Sign Off - History of Life on EarthThe Colbert ReportS7
Since Saturday night is the end of the world, let's take a moment to say goodbye to the history of life on Earth.
John Lithgow Performs Gingrich Press ReleaseThe Colbert ReportS7
John Lithgow performs Newt Gingrich's epic press release that has D.C. buzzing.
Kareem Abdul-JabbarThe Colbert ReportS7
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar discusses the Harlem Rens and his missing statue in front of the Lakers stadium.
Clergy-Matic Ecclesi-Action Center 3:16The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen introduces his comprehensive preventative training program for Catholic priests.
Charleston to Bermuda Yacht RaceThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen sails seven days on the heaving breast of cruel Poseidon in the 2011 Charleston to Bermuda Yacht Race.
James StewartThe Colbert ReportS7
James Stewart describes the corrosive effect lying has on society and the short-term harm that comes with telling the truth.
Intro - 5/31/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen questions whether the world actually ended and lies about reading James Stewart's book.
Sarah Palin's Bus TourThe Colbert ReportS7
Like Sarah Palin, Stephen wants to use his super PAC to take his kids on a for-profit vacation.
FEC Questions - Trevor PotterThe Colbert ReportS7
The number one objective of the Colbert Super PAC is to get raises for every member of the FEC.
Invisible JudgmentThe Colbert ReportS7
Harold Camping's failed doomsday forecast doesn't prevent him from revising his rapture date.
Meat TweetThe Colbert ReportS7
A swelling controversy casts a lengthy shadow over Anthony Weiner, stretching the fabric of America's national discourse.
Intro - 6/1/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen hopes a monkey is riding his coattails, and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. makes a mountain out of a molehill that used to be a mountain.
Sarah Palin Visits the Times Square Applebee'sThe Colbert ReportS7
Sarah Palin joins Donald Trump at one of New York's historic monuments, the Times Square Applebee's.
Harmful Cell PhonesThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen finds a way to talk to Nana on his cell phone without absorbing harmful cancer rays.
Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - Jimmy FallonThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen writes Jimmy Fallon a thank you note for appropriating his face to win an Emmy.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.The Colbert ReportS7
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. says mountaintop mining is not a good thing for American democracy.
Dancing on the CeilingThe Colbert ReportS7
Republicans show their Tea Party base that they're against raising the debt ceiling, while reassuring Wall Street that it's political theater.
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