The Colbert Report
Season 7 • 05/31/2011
Jesus returned to Earth on May 21st, but he was wearing his cloak of invisibility.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - History of Life on Earth
Since Saturday night is the end of the world, let's take a moment to say goodbye to the history of life on Earth.
The Colbert ReportS7 John Lithgow Performs Gingrich Press Release
John Lithgow performs Newt Gingrich's epic press release that has D.C. buzzing.
The Colbert ReportS7 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar discusses the Harlem Rens and his missing statue in front of the Lakers stadium.
The Colbert ReportS7 Clergy-Matic Ecclesi-Action Center 3:16
Stephen introduces his comprehensive preventative training program for Catholic priests.
The Colbert ReportS7 Charleston to Bermuda Yacht Race
Stephen sails seven days on the heaving breast of cruel Poseidon in the 2011 Charleston to Bermuda Yacht Race.
The Colbert ReportS7 James Stewart
James Stewart describes the corrosive effect lying has on society and the short-term harm that comes with telling the truth.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 5/31/11
Stephen questions whether the world actually ended and lies about reading James Stewart's book.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sarah Palin's Bus Tour
Like Sarah Palin, Stephen wants to use his super PAC to take his kids on a for-profit vacation.
The Colbert ReportS7 FEC Questions - Trevor Potter
The number one objective of the Colbert Super PAC is to get raises for every member of the FEC.
The Colbert ReportS7 Invisible Judgment
Harold Camping's failed doomsday forecast doesn't prevent him from revising his rapture date.
The Colbert ReportS7 Meat Tweet
A swelling controversy casts a lengthy shadow over Anthony Weiner, stretching the fabric of America's national discourse.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 6/1/11
Stephen hopes a monkey is riding his coattails, and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. makes a mountain out of a molehill that used to be a mountain.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sarah Palin Visits the Times Square Applebee's
Sarah Palin joins Donald Trump at one of New York's historic monuments, the Times Square Applebee's.
The Colbert ReportS7 Harmful Cell Phones
Stephen finds a way to talk to Nana on his cell phone without absorbing harmful cancer rays.
The Colbert ReportS7 Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - Jimmy Fallon
Stephen writes Jimmy Fallon a thank you note for appropriating his face to win an Emmy.
The Colbert ReportS7 Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. says mountaintop mining is not a good thing for American democracy.
The Colbert ReportS7 Dancing on the Ceiling
Republicans show their Tea Party base that they're against raising the debt ceiling, while reassuring Wall Street that it's political theater.
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