The Colbert Report
Cheating Death - Legal, Sweat & Pre-Natal Health
Season 5 E 35 • 03/11/2009
For those who want custom babies, but can't afford designer prices, Prescott introduces the Build-A-Baby Workshop.

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04:57
The Colbert ReportS5 E34
Jay Keasling
Jay Keasling says the same yeast that we use to produce beer and bread will soon be fueling our cars and planes.
03/10/2009
06:46
The Colbert ReportS5 E34
Space Module: Colbert - William Gerstenmaier
Stephen asks William Gerstenmaier to commit to naming the space module "Colbert," if he wins the online vote.
03/10/2009
04:18
The Colbert ReportS5 E34
Conservative Rap Battle - Droppin' Science on Michael Steele
Michael Steele may not have seen "8 Mile," but a key part of every rap battle is showing up to the rap battle.
03/10/2009
02:41
The Colbert ReportS5 E34
Coffee-Induced Hallucinations
Stephen should have never bought M. Night Shyamalan coffee.
03/10/2009
00:34
The Colbert ReportS5 E34
Intro - 3/10/09
Republican Party Chairman Michael Steele is in trouble -- his punishment: being chairman of the Republican Party.
03/10/2009
06:06
The Colbert ReportS5 E35
The Word - Rand Illusion
Stephen wants to live on an island with the CEOs, hedge fund managers, House Republicans and TV pundits.
03/11/2009
00:12
The Colbert ReportS5 E35
Stephen's Encore
If you clap for 23.5 hours straight, Stephen will come back for an encore.
03/11/2009
00:34
The Colbert ReportS5 E35
Intro - 3/11/09
Republicans turn to a classic novel for inspiration -- 'It was the worst of times, it was the worster of times.'
03/11/2009
06:46
The Colbert ReportS5 E35
Howard Fineman
Howard Fineman believes Americans were born and bred to argue.
03/11/2009
01:01
The Colbert ReportS5 E35
Earmarks Abuse Ends Tomorrow
Obama announces the end of earmarks abuse, and then signs an appropriations bill containing nearly 9,000 earmarks.
03/11/2009
05:25
The Colbert ReportS5 E35
Cheating Death - Legal, Sweat & Pre-Natal Health
For those who want custom babies, but can't afford designer prices, Prescott introduces the Build-A-Baby Workshop.
03/11/2009
00:36
The Colbert ReportS5 E36
Intro - 3/12/09
Guess where Stephen's face is showing up now -- besides your grilled cheese sandwiches.
03/12/2009
04:01
The Colbert ReportS5 E36
Mahmoud's Non-Consensual Endorsement Deal
If Iran is going to use Stephen to sell products he hasn't endorsed over there, he'll use Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to sell products over here.
03/12/2009
02:06
The Colbert ReportS5 E36
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Barreleye Fish
National Geographic releases footage of a fish that has a see-through head and twitching green sacks of goo for eyes.
03/12/2009
07:51
The Colbert ReportS5 E36
It Could Be Worse - Simon Johnson
Simon Johnson explains why America's economy resembles an unstable, emerging market.
03/12/2009
00:05
The Colbert ReportS5 E36
Goodnight
That's it for the Report tonight.
03/12/2009
05:15
The Colbert ReportS5 E36
Peter Singer
Peter Singer urges Stephen to give money to poor people rather than enjoying it himself.
03/12/2009
02:26
The Colbert ReportS5 E37
Stephen's Angry Mob Will Crush AIG
The government can't stop AIG, but Stephen's angry mob can.
03/16/2009
00:19
The Colbert ReportS5 E37
Stephen Wants to Hug You
Stephen wants to hug every one of you.
03/16/2009
05:00
The Colbert ReportS5 E37
Better Know a Governor - Mark Sanford Update
Stephen asks South Carolina's Mark Sanford what barbeque sauce he wants for his last meal.
03/16/2009
05:31
The Colbert ReportS5 E37
Neil Gaiman
Neil Gaiman replaces being scared of dead people with being afraid of living people in his new book "The Graveyard Book."
03/16/2009
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