The Colbert Report
The Word - Mutually Assured Coercion
Season 6 • 09/14/2010
No matter what America does with Korans or mosques, the Islamic world is going to attack.
Stop Sending Live AnimalsThe Colbert ReportS6
Colbert Nation members release a flock of doves as a sign that Stephen should hold a rally or at least bring a shotgun to work.
Lisa BirnbachThe Colbert ReportS6
Lisa Birnbach defines a preppy as somebody who has a classic outlook on life, as well as a classic wardrobe.
Intro - 9/13/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen finds the best place to put your money other than in a time machine set for 1999, and talks to Lisa Birnbach about "True Prep."
Microwave ProgrammingThe Colbert ReportS6
If Americans are more interested in microwaves than TVs, Stephen will make his show microwavy.
Intro - 9/14/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen converts 1.5 billion Muslims to Christianity in under 30 minutes and can't wait to hear what Sean Wilentz has to mumble.
Sean WilentzThe Colbert ReportS6
Sean Wilentz explains to the young people, like Stephen, why they should care about Bob Dylan.
PETA Criticizes Joe BidenThe Colbert ReportS6
Vice President Joe Biden handed out hot dogs to America's returning troops, not meat.
Luther Campbell Opposes Ground Zero MosqueThe Colbert ReportS6
To show how much Luther Campbell honors sacred Ground Zero, he should sing an acoustic set of all his 2 Live Crew hits.
The Word - Mutually Assured CoercionThe Colbert ReportS6
Whether Americans burn the Koran or build the mosque at Ground Zero, the Islamic world will attack.
Saul GriffithThe Colbert ReportS6
In order to solve global warming, Saul Griffith says we have to change our behaviors, not just our technologies.
Sign Off - World-Changing AnnouncementThe Colbert ReportS6
You'll want to watch Stephen's world-changing announcement, particularly if you're in the hotel industry in DC.
LiberteaThe Colbert ReportS6
Carl Paladino sends pornographic e-mails to a specific group of friends, and Christine O'Donnell argues that masturbation is adultery.
Atone Phone - Joan Rivers CallsThe Colbert ReportS6
Joan Rivers tells Stephen that if he looked any doughier in his tux at the Emmys, he'd be working for Pillsbury.
Intro - 9/15/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen gets to go to a Chinese restaurant for the Jewish high holidays, and Saul Griffith tries to solve global warming.
March to Keep Fear Alive AnnouncementThe Colbert ReportS6
To restore truthiness and fight Jon Stewart's creeping reasonableness, Stephen announces his March to Keep Fear Alive.
Lawrence O'DonnellThe Colbert ReportS6
Lawrence O'Donnell predicts that a Tea Party Congress would get sworn in and immediately move to adjourn for the rest of the year.
Sign Off - March to Keep Fear AliveThe Colbert ReportS6
Don't forget to book your trip to Washington, D.C. for Stephen's March to Keep Fear Alive on October 30th.
ThreatDown - Bedbugs & Environmentalists - Jerome GoddardThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen asks Jerome Goddard how to stop the rabid infestation of bedbugs that seems to have come about during the Obama administration.
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