The Colbert Report
Stephen & Jonathan Alter at Gaillard Auditorium
Season 7 • 06/27/2011
Stephen will fight Jonathan Alter to the death at South Carolina's Gaillard Auditorium.
Talib KweliThe Colbert ReportS7
Talib Kweli thinks his conscious rapper label is a limitation and a compliment.
StePhest Colbchella '011 - Stephen Announces His Hit SongThe Colbert ReportS7
Jack White and Stephen will present their new hit song to end the summer concert series.
2011: A Rock Odyssey Featuring Jack White Pt. 3The Colbert ReportS7
Jack White wants Stephen to look a little more rock 'n' roll for his album cover photo shoot.
Jack WhiteThe Colbert ReportS7
Jack White brings out Stephen's record, "Charlene II (I'm Over You)."
Nation Building in AmericaThe Colbert ReportS7
President Obama wants to focus on nation building a country with crumbling infrastructure and a barely functioning democracy.
Tip/Wag - Scented Razors & Rick Scott's Approval RatingThe Colbert ReportS7
Schick's disposable men's razor smells like it just stepped out of the shower, and Florida Governor Rick Scott writes his own praises.
Good Point/Other Point - Ted Nugent vs. MillennialsThe Colbert ReportS7
Tea Party darling and 70s rock 'n' roll participant Ted Nugent finds today's youth 'terminally stoned on apathy,' which is a gateway drug.
Sign Off - Scented Box CutterThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen shaves with a box cutter duct-taped to a Glade PlugIn.
Intro - 6/27/11The Colbert ReportS7
Rick Scott wants to increase his popularity, Ted Nugent writes an op-ed, and Grover Norquist talks about Americans for Tax Reform.
Grover NorquistThe Colbert ReportS7
Grover Norquist, lobbyist for Americans for Tax Reform, must choose between terrorized grandmothers and higher taxes.
Stephen & Jonathan Alter at Gaillard AuditoriumThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen invites Colbert Nation to his live interview with Jonathan Alter at South Carolina's Gaillard Auditorium.
Alexandra PelosiThe Colbert ReportS7
Emmy-winning filmmaker Alexandra Pelosi discusses her documentary, "Citizen U.S.A," about citizenship ceremonies throughout the 50 states.
Michele Bachmann Compares Herself to John WayneThe Colbert ReportS7
If Michele Bachmann shows weakness, her critics will circle like sharks -- or psycho-sexual serial killers.
Intro - 6/28/11The Colbert ReportS7
The Supreme Court has big news for Wal-Mart, animals respond to advertising, and Alexandra Pelosi talks about her documentary on becoming a U.S. citizens.
Advertising to MonkeysThe Colbert ReportS7
Advertisers shouldn't use airbrushing and collagen -- just beautiful, natural monkey vaginas.
The Word - Too Big to NailThe Colbert ReportS7
The Supreme Court throws out a class action lawsuit brought against Wal-Mart by its female employees, setting a precedent for gender-equal powerlessness against corporations.
Sign Off - Teleprompter EulogyThe Colbert ReportS7
Teleprompter inventor, Hubert Schlafly, leaves behind his technological legacy along with a message from beyond the grave.
Gary SiniseThe Colbert ReportS7
Gary Sinise discusses his documentary, "Lt. Dan Band: For the Common Good," and the importance of supporting America's troops.
4th of July Under Attack - Fireworks CancelledThe Colbert ReportS7
In an attack against the shabby, cash-only roadside shacks that make America great, Texas cancels Fourth of July fireworks shows.
Hometown Hero Town - Lexington, KYThe Colbert ReportS7
While there are some things in life worth standing up for, folks in Lexington, KY, would rather sit down for them.
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