The Colbert Report
Sign Off - iPhone Goodnight
Season 8 E 3 • 10/05/2011

Stephen says goodnight and silently pays tribute to the late Steve Jobs with his iPhone.

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00:28

The Colbert ReportS8 E2
Intro - 10/4/11

The Republican field is a 10-way tie, a music legend gets into trouble, and John Lithgow brings his Emmy over for a play date.
10/04/2011
00:51

The Colbert ReportS8 E2
Sign Off - Formula 401 Rumors

Stephen quells rumors that a catastrophic Formula 401 spill caused the rash of babies among The Report's staff.
10/04/2011
04:35

The Colbert ReportS8 E2
Bocephus's Eternal Question

ESPN robs Americans of the proper football preparation procedures, so Stephen takes it upon himself to compose a Monday Night Football theme.
10/04/2011
04:22

The Colbert ReportS8 E2
Chris Christie 2012

Uncertainty about Chris Christie's candidacy reaches the theoretical quantum state first postulated by Heisenberg in 1927.
10/04/2011
04:36

The Colbert ReportS8 E2
Chris Christie 2012 - Rick Davis

Former McCain Campaign Manager Rick Davis weighs in on the likelihood of Chris Christie's and Sarah Palin's presidential candidacies.
10/04/2011
02:59

The Colbert ReportS8 E3
Herman Cain 2012

Herman Cain picks up all the voters who don't like Mitt Romney, used to like Rick Perry and can't have Chris Christie.
10/05/2011
04:44

The Colbert ReportS8 E3
Talib Kweli & Yasiin Bey (A.K.A. Mos Def)

Black Star's Talib Kweli and Yasiin Bey (A.K.A. Mos Def) discuss their musical partnership and working outside the major record label structure.
10/05/2011
04:12

The Colbert ReportS8 E3
Herman Cain 2012 - Gay Choice

Herman Cain thinks homosexuality is a choice, which means that, every day, Herman Cain gets up and chooses not to be gay.
10/05/2011
03:56

The Colbert ReportS8 E3
Tip/Wag - Mexico City Marriage Licenses & Modern Warfare 3's XP Promotion

Mexico City renders marriage less binding than a Verizon cell phone contract, and gamers earn Call of Duty Double XP time just by buying snacks.
10/05/2011
00:33

The Colbert ReportS8 E3
Intro - 10/5/11

Herman Cain's poll numbers rise, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore's marriage crumbles, and Black Star performs.
10/05/2011
00:10

The Colbert ReportS8 E3
Sign Off - iPhone Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight and silently pays tribute to the late Steve Jobs with his iPhone.
10/05/2011
04:11

The Colbert ReportS8 E4
Sarah Palin's Sad News

Sarah Palin bows out of the race the way our founding fathers intended: by having talk show host Mark Levin read a press release on his show.
10/06/2011
06:11

The Colbert ReportS8 E4
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - Apology to Ham Rove

To undo the damage he has unwittingly done to Karl Rove's otherwise spotless reputation, Stephen issues a rare clarification.
10/06/2011
00:08

The Colbert ReportS8 E4
Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
10/06/2011
00:30

The Colbert ReportS8 E4
Intro - 10/6/11

New developments emerge in the Colbert Super PAC saga, and Lieutenant Colonel Jason Amerine talks about his two tours of duty in Afghanistan.
10/06/2011
03:43

The Colbert ReportS8 E4
Tribute to Steve Jobs

Stephen honors Steve Jobs with a montage of all the cool Apple products he got for free, and thanks Jobs for everything he did.
10/06/2011
06:12

The Colbert ReportS8 E4
Jason Amerine

Lieutenant Colonel Jason Amerine talks about fighting alongside Hamid Karzai in the Afghanistan War and remembers the troops who lost their lives there.
10/06/2011
01:00

The Colbert ReportS8
Colbert Super PAC Ad - Foul Balls

Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow supports the NBA owners who make sure Americans don't have to watch hockey.
10/07/2011
05:21

The Colbert ReportS8 E5
The Word - Look Out for the Little Guy

If people are willing to do a job, no matter how dangerous, pointless or dehumanizing, the government has no business stopping them.
10/17/2011
00:06

The Colbert ReportS8 E5
Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight to the audience.
10/17/2011
09:21

The Colbert ReportS8 E5
Exclusive - Harry Belafonte Extended Interview

In this unedited, extended interview, Harry Belafonte talks about his widely successful musical career and what drove him to become a civil rights activist.
10/17/2011
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