The Colbert Report
Alpha Dog of the Week - Mark Ciptak
Season 4 • 10/27/2008
Sarah McCain Palin could not be a better name for a baby.
Jonathan AlterThe Colbert ReportS4
Jonathan Alter explains Barack Obama wants to redraw the social contract the way FDR did.
The Palins in People MagazineThe Colbert ReportS4
People Magazine does its best retouching work on Sarah Palin since they made Clay Aiken's make-up look like skin.
Difference Makers - The National Hummer ClubThe Colbert ReportS4
The Hummer is in danger, but one patriotic group is working to save our chariot of freedom.
ThreatDown - Who's Nailin' PaylinThe Colbert ReportS4
There's a Sarah Palin look-alike who rides more than snow machines.
Intro - 10/23/08The Colbert ReportS4
Who's threatening our jobs? Wait, people still have jobs?
McCain Guarantees VictoryThe Colbert ReportS4
John McCain has Barack Obama right where he wants him -- 10 to 15 points ahead with a huge African-American turnout.
Intro - 10/27/08The Colbert ReportS4
Dissent within the Republican Party -- John McCain demands to know the full extent of his relationship with Sarah Palin.
The Word - It's Alive!The Colbert ReportS4
Conservative intellectuals are the hunks of dead flesh sown into the walking corpse of the Republican Party.
Alpha Dog of the Week - Mark CiptakThe Colbert ReportS4
Mark Ciptak names his newborn baby daughter Sarah McCain Palin behind his wife's back.
Sherman AlexieThe Colbert ReportS4
Sherman Alexie believes John McCain has been great for Native Americans, but he's bad for the country.
Ted Stevens Is Found GuiltyThe Colbert ReportS4
Throw the book at Ted Stevens -- he has what it takes to be pardoned by President Bush.
Canton, OhioThe Colbert ReportS4
Now that Barack Obama has made Canton, Ohio important to his campaign, Stephen is forced to find it crappy.
Tickets to CanadaThe Colbert ReportS4
With only six days left until the election, liberals shouldn't forget to buy their tickets to Canada.
Intro - 10/28/08The Colbert ReportS4
Senator Ted Stevens is convicted by a jury of his peers. Wow, they found 12 corrupt senators?
Socialist Candidate for President - Brian MooreThe Colbert ReportS4
Brian Moore says Barack Obama is the furthest thing from a socialist candidate.
Obama the SocialistThe Colbert ReportS4
Before Barack Obama is sworn in, lick everything you own so it won't get taken.
Colbert CompletistsThe Colbert ReportS4
Tonight's episode is 4140, but the ending line was originally written for episode 4127.
John McCain's Big PrankThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen finally understands why the entire McCain campaign has seemed like a flaming bag of dog poop dropped on America's doorstep.
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