The Colbert Report
Republicans Choose None of the Above
Season 7 • 07/13/2011
Republicans have their nuts caught in a vise, but Mitch McConnell has a plan to cut them loose.
The Colbert ReportS7 Dan Savage
Dan Savage thinks monogamy shouldn't be the ultimate defining characteristic of a successful marriage because fooling around can sometimes save a marriage.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sign Off - Fixing the Boiler
Stephen goes under the desk to help Tad with the boiler.
The Colbert ReportS7 Heterosexual Accountability Buddy
A therapist at Dr. Marcus Bachmann's Christian counseling firm recommends taking a straight accountability buddy to a same-sex wedding.
The Colbert ReportS7 The Family Leader's Controversial Pledge
Michele Bachmann responds to public backlash against the Family Leader pledge's insensitive slavery reference with a sensitive slavery reference.
The Colbert ReportS7 Herman Cain Train
In the GOP's all-you-can-eat superstar buffet of white bread and potato candidates, Herman Cain stands out as dessert.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 7/13/11
America might have to crash on Canada's couch for a while, the Republican party gets a fresh young face, and David McCullough discusses his book about Americans in Paris.
The Colbert ReportS7 Obama Calls the Republican Bluff
Stephen asks Naftali Bendavid if Barack Obama is calling the Republicans' bluff because they've publicly said they're bluffing.
The Colbert ReportS7 Flagworth 2012
Seeing an American flag can shift voters toward republicanism, so Franklin F. Flagworth should be the GOP's frontrunner.
The Colbert ReportS7 David McCullough
David McCullough explains why 19th century Americans moved to Paris rather than stay in the states and appreciate American mayonnaise.
The Colbert ReportS7 Republicans Choose None of the Above
During debt ceiling negotiations with President Obama, the Republicans practice the old saying, You scratch my back, I get my back scratched.
The Colbert ReportS7 May the Best Stephen Colbert Win
Stephen's Emmy Award nominations might lead to an Emmy three-way.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 7/14/11
Scandal won't bring down Rupert Murdoch, Gitmo detainees get dangerous, and Jose Antonio Vargas admits to being an illegal immigrant.
The Colbert ReportS7 Murdoch's Media Empire Might Go Down the Toilet
With News of the World gone and BSkyB out of reach, all Rupert Murdoch has to comfort him are a few media companies.
The Colbert ReportS7 Carmageddon
With the temporary closure of the 405 Freeway in Los Angeles, increased traffic on two off-peak days means someone might have to walk someplace.
The Colbert ReportS7 Jose Antonio Vargas
Jose Antonio Vargas explains which is more difficult: coming out of the closet as a gay man or as a border gay.
The Colbert ReportS7 Improvised Expressive Devices
Gitmo detainees craft a dangerous new weapon behind bars that may shatter our aesthetic paradigm.
The Colbert ReportS7 Epic Blockbuster
The final "Harry Potter" and Sarah Palin's documentary would make a great double feature because both movies are about outsiders plucked from obscurity by an old wizard.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 7/18/11
Everyone continues to talk about the News Corp. phone-hacking scandal, and John Prendergast discusses the two-week-old nation of South Sudan.
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