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The Word - Self-Determination
Season 3 • 08/21/2007
Stephen finds himself having Encyclopedia Britannica fantasies.
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02:40
The Colbert Report
S3
Colbert-Branson Trainwreck
Stephen tries to quiet rumors about the most explosive interview of the year -- The Colbert-Branson Trainwreck.
08/16/2007
00:44
The Colbert Report
S3
WristStrong Bracelets
Stephen's audience has been given WristStrong bracelets with instruction to surrender them to anyone they meet who is famous.
08/20/2007
03:08
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Made in Iraq
Stephen thinks we should make all our stuff in Iraq, and use the Iraqi model on every country that has something he wants.
08/20/2007
00:32
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 8/20/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with LEGO artist Nathan Sawaya and takes a look at the people who are keeping our borders safe.
08/20/2007
04:39
The Colbert Report
S3
Nathan Sawaya
Stephen asks Nathan Sawaya if becoming a LEGO artist was the best way he could think of to tell his parents to go to hell.
08/20/2007
06:26
The Colbert Report
S3
Nailed 'Em - Northern Border
The northern border patrol is working at keeping out Canadian drug fiends.
08/20/2007
03:43
The Colbert Report
S3
Formidable Opponent - Terrorism
Stephen debates the only man he's sure is not in Al Qaeda: Stephen Colbert.
08/21/2007
03:53
The Colbert Report
S3
Smokin' Pole - Global Warming
Some people are doing something about global warming: they are racing to exploit it.
08/21/2007
06:40
The Colbert Report
S3
Michael Shermer
Dr. Michael Shermer, author of "Why Darwin Matters," says we're just as gullible as previous generations.
08/21/2007
00:29
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 8/21/07
In this episode, Stephen discusses skepticism with Dr. Michael Shermer and corporations are caught changing their own entries on Wikipedia.
08/21/2007
03:49
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Self-Determination
Stephen supports the self-determination of corporations to live their own online fantasies.
08/21/2007
02:51
The Colbert Report
S3
Where in the World is Matt Lauer's WristStrong Bracelet?
Stephen takes issue with Brian Williams, first for letting his WristStrong bracelet roll up his sleeve, then for not passing it on to Matt Lauer.
08/22/2007
05:56
The Colbert Report
S3
Richard Branson
Richard Branson takes action after feeling that Stephen has not plugged Virgin America enough.
08/22/2007
00:32
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 8/22/07
Stephen is surprised to hear that he has Richard Branson on tonight.
08/22/2007
02:49
The Colbert Report
S3
Colbert Platinum - San Tropez
Champagne makes it even harder to understand the tech support guy.
08/22/2007
03:21
The Colbert Report
S3
Foreshadowing
The time has come for Stephen's train wreck of an interview with Richard Branson, but first, a little foreshadowing.
08/22/2007
00:41
The Colbert Report
S3
Doused
Stephen's wardrobe bears the brunt of his interview with Richard Branson, all except his undershirt.
08/22/2007
03:42
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - November Surprise
Stephen lauds Fred Thompson's plan to hold off on announcing his candidacy until after his election.
08/22/2007
06:31
The Colbert Report
S3
Fractured Freedom
Stephen Colbert was felled by a wall that was too lazy to stand up for itself -- the floor.
08/23/2007
00:24
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 8/23/07
Stephen takes a look back at Dick Cheney's role in the Iraq war and opens up about his broken wrist.
08/23/2007
03:29
The Colbert Report
S3
Cheney's Pre-Emptive Strike
Stephen reminds us of when Dick Cheney launched a pre-emptive strike -- on doubt.
08/23/2007
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