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Tip/Wag - Monkey on the Lam
Season 5 • 01/15/2009
How hard can it be for Clearwater police to catch a monkey on the loose?
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02:26
Little Victories - America's Galaxy Is Big
The Colbert Report
S5
Good news: the Milky Way is about the same size as the Andromeda Galaxy.
01/14/2009
00:32
Intro - 1/14/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Is Barack Obama being over-marketed? For just $25 you can get a commemorative tote bag containing the answer.
01/14/2009
06:20
Alan Khazei
The Colbert Report
S5
Alan Khazei explains to Stephen why anybody would do something for someone else and not get paid for it.
01/14/2009
00:16
Commemorative Plates
The Colbert Report
S5
If you order in the next 30 minutes you can get two sets of commemorative plates billed to your credit card.
01/14/2009
02:12
The Last Bush Effigy
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen expects Iran to send George W. Bush's effigy off in style.
01/14/2009
00:14
Spay and Neuter Your Pets
The Colbert Report
S5
Spay or neuter your pets because Stephen's are out there humping their brains out.
01/15/2009
04:32
Shepard Fairey
The Colbert Report
S5
Shepard Fairey's "Hope" poster belongs to everyone.
01/15/2009
04:13
Bush's Romance With the Media - David Gregory
The Colbert Report
S5
David Gregory believes the press will hold Obama's feet to the fire in the same way all presidents ought to be challenged.
01/15/2009
00:34
Intro - 1/15/09
The Colbert Report
S5
A look back on President Bush's relationship with the media -- Stephen wonders if tonight's the night they finally do it.
01/15/2009
06:25
Bush and the Press
The Colbert Report
S5
There was always something about reporters that rubbed President Bush the wrong way.
01/15/2009
04:08
Tip/Wag - Monkey on the Lam
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen wags his finger at Clearwater police for not actively searching for a monkey on the lam.
01/15/2009
05:29
Frank Rich
The Colbert Report
S5
Frank Rich says George W. Bush delivers a message of hope for mediocrity.
01/19/2009
03:21
MLK Day Mascot
The Colbert Report
S5
In honor of the man who boldly said, "I have a dream," Stephen proudly introduces the Martin Luther King Day mascot, Dreamy.
01/19/2009
00:31
Intro - 1/19/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen celebrates Martin Luther King the way he does every day, by refusing to ride the bus.
01/19/2009
04:29
The Word - Sacrifice
The Colbert Report
S5
Somehow President Bush manages to make something that was once evil into a virtue.
01/19/2009
02:02
Boiling Frog Metaphor
The Colbert Report
S5
To honor President Bush's last day, Stephen places his slowly simmered frog on the bookshelf.
01/19/2009
06:01
Stephen's Inauguration Breakdown
The Colbert Report
S5
After watching Barack Obama's inauguration, Stephen wants to be black for just one day.
01/20/2009
04:34
Jabari Asim
The Colbert Report
S5
Jabari Asim thinks Barack Obama is an opportunity for us to redefine ourselves as a country.
01/20/2009
01:27
Stephen Realizes He's Black
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen's reaction to Obama's inauguration must logically mean he is a black man.
01/20/2009
04:43
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Be Like Lincoln
The Colbert Report
S5
Lincoln's oratory made him president, but his beard made him a legend.
01/20/2009
02:49
P.K. Winsome - Inauguration Merchandise
The Colbert Report
S5
P.K. Winsome has limited edition "Yes, I Thought I'd Live to See This Day" t-shirts for this historic inauguration.
01/20/2009
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