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Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Profanity

Season 8 • 12/08/2003

Howard Dean will unseal his documents if President George W. Bush will do the same.

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00:39

Jon's Vices
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Jon may need to rent a car, head to Atlantic City and put his whole life on black.
12/04/2003
03:25

Mark Your Calendar - December
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Saint Nicholas was the inspiration for Santa Claus, while Mrs. Claus was inspired by the Shelley Winters character from "The Poseidon Adventure."
12/04/2003
00:09

Moment of Zen - Virtual Peace Treaty
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Former Israeli Justice Minister Yossi Beilin and former Palestinian Information Minister Yasser Abed Rabbo sign a virtual peace agreement in Geneva.
12/04/2003
01:17

The Colbert Report Preview
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Join Stephen Colbert as he dives past the issues of the day and straight into what he thinks.
12/04/2003
05:28

Eva Mendes
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Jon Stewart challenges Eva Mendes to a fight.
12/08/2003
03:54

Seasonal Affective Disorder
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Ed Helms offers a variety of ways to beat the holiday blues on a budget.
12/08/2003
03:20

Global Earth Watch - Fish Penis
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Samantha Bee delves into the violent and sultry world of aquatic birds of prey and invertebrates.
12/08/2003
01:06

The Storm of the Weekend
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The weekend snowstorm obscures most of the Northeast including the New Hampshire campaigns.
12/08/2003
01:17

Cheese Curb
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Jon teaches the audience not to lick his sidewalk.
12/08/2003
00:25

Moment of Zen - Laughing All The Way
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George W. Bush looks very uncomfortable singing Christmas carols.
12/08/2003
03:51

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Profanity
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Jon Stewart outdoes John Kerry's Rolling Stone profanity with a segment where you can barely hear between the beeps.
12/08/2003
02:58

Back in Black - Naughty List
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Lewis Black has a big bag of coal this Christmas, and he's making stops at KFC and Abercrombie & Fitch.
12/09/2003
01:39

Iraqi Orchestra
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Jon questions the wisdom of Iraq forming a symphony orchestra so early in their re-building process.
12/09/2003
00:09

Moment of Zen - Ballot Shredder
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One of Vladimir Putin's opponents casts his ballot directly into a shredder.
12/09/2003
01:52

Indecision 2003 - Russia Votes
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Democracy makes Vladimir Putin a dictator in Russia thanks mainly to fraud and giant ballotry.
12/09/2003
03:00

Gore Endorsement
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Senior Political Analyst Rob Corddry chimes in on how Howard Dean will recover from Al Gore's endorsement.
12/09/2003
03:23

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Gore Endorses Dean
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Al Gore officially endorses arrogant, hot-tempered Howard Dean, while Joe Lieberman laughs and cries on the "Today" show.
12/09/2003
05:28

Steve Buscemi
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While shooting his new film "Big Fish," Steve Buscemi finds the time to visit Hank Williams' grave for three full nights.
12/09/2003
05:56

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Debate
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The final Democratic presidential candidate debate of 2003 was not a glimpse into America's problems but a self-indulgent look up the ass of the process.
12/10/2003
01:00

Catch My Disease
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Year in and year out, the flu kicks the sh*t out of the American people.
12/10/2003
06:29

Zell Miller Pt. 1
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Senator Zell Miller was looking forward to meeting Jon Stewart and trying to sell a few of his books -- in that order.
12/10/2003
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