The Colbert Report
Intro - 10/25/12
Season 9 • 10/25/2012

Scientific methods predict the election winner, America gets ready for Halloween, and Republican Governor Mitch Daniels talks Indiana.

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06:06

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Anthony Everitt

Historian Anthony Everitt talks about Rome's initial lack of culture, brutal empire conquests and his favorite ruler, Julius Caesar.
10/24/2012
04:39

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Nonstop Libya-Gate Questions

Why didn't the consulate have more security, why was the intelligence so slow to come out, and if you put a statement in the form of a question, is that journalism?
10/24/2012
04:36

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Donald Trump's October Surprise

Donald Trump drops the biggest, classiest, most devastating election game-changer in the human history of time.
10/24/2012
04:23

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Richard Mourdock's Rape Comment

Richard Mourdock's rape remark upsets voters and possibly God, so Stephen enlightens his fellow conservatives on rape's approval rating.
10/24/2012
00:36

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Intro - 10/24/12

The Libya crisis raises questions, a GOP Senate candidate puts his foot in his mouth, and Anthony Everitt shares his expertise on ancient Roman culture.
10/24/2012
09:48

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Stephen Ghoulbert's Spooky-Time Halloween Fun Guide - Tom Hanks

Tom Hanks would rather help America's children than promote his latest film, "Cloud Atlas," in which he plays six different characters.
10/25/2012
00:08

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Sign Off - Murderer Skull Model

Stephen's scientific skull model dons a baseball cap.
10/25/2012
04:18

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Mitch Daniels Pt. 1

Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels shares his book, "Keeping the Republic: Saving America by Trusting Americans," and endorses Stephen's book, "America Again."
10/25/2012
02:56

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Voting & Hormones

CNN pulls a study that says women will vote for more liberal candidates when they are ovulating.
10/25/2012
03:03

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Mitch Daniels Pt. 2

Republican Governor Mitch Daniels explains his vow of political celibacy and encourages Stephen to visit Purdue University.
10/25/2012
00:32

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Intro - 10/25/12

Scientific methods predict the election winner, America gets ready for Halloween, and Republican Governor Mitch Daniels talks Indiana.
10/25/2012
06:30

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Lilly Ledbetter

Lilly Ledbetter discusses her book, "Grace and Grit: My Fight for Equal Pay and Fairness at Goodyear and Beyond."
10/31/2012
04:51

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Hurricane Sandy's Aftermath

Hurricane Sandy devastates 60 million Americans and seven subway tunnels, which means it could be weeks before they're able to restore the scent of urine down there.
10/31/2012
02:20

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Flamboyant Sandy & Federal Relief Debate

Hurricane Sandy's gender-ambiguous agenda is to make the federal government look necessary, but Mitt Romney knows that disaster aid belongs to the states.
10/31/2012
00:11

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Sign Off - American Red Cross - Hurricane Sandy

Help out Hurricane Sandy victims by texting REDCROSS to 90999.
10/31/2012
03:27

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Hurricane Sandy & Election Day

Mitt Romney hosts a storm relief not-campaign event in Ohio, and President Obama tours New Jersey's hurricane damage.
10/31/2012
03:38

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Donald Trump's October Surprise Extension

Donald Trump responds to Hurricane Sandy's vast devastation by granting President Obama a few extra hours to photocopy his college records.
10/31/2012
00:13

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Sign Off - American Red Cross - Hurricane Sandy

Help out Hurricane Sandy victims by texting REDCROSS to 90999.
11/01/2012
05:57

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David Byrne & St. Vincent

New York rockers David Byrne and St. Vincent discuss Hurricane Sandy, brass ensembles and their collaborative album, "Love This Giant."
11/01/2012
06:04

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Tip/Wag - Constant Documentation & Billy Graham

Swedish inventors design a clip-on camera that clicks every 30 seconds, and Reverend Billy Graham disencultifies Mormonism after meeting with Mitt Romney.
11/01/2012
03:32

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Hurricane Sandy Traffic Ordeal

While millions face power loss after the hurricane, nothing compares to Stephen's insufferable morning commute.
11/01/2012
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