Mind of Mencia
America Without Immigrants
Season 2 E 12 • 07/30/2006
What would the U.S. be like if immigrants had never arrived?
"The Rich Sheik"Mind of MenciaS2 E9
The Rich Sheik uses a song to brag about his many misdeeds.
VacationMind of MenciaS2 E9
During a trip to Hawaii, Carlos realizes that men and women have different ideas about what a relaxing vacation should entail.
World Nightly NewsMind of MenciaS2 E10
In 2026, George W. Bush takes on a surprising new role in Iraq, and the racial makeup of the U.S. shifts dramatically.
Hawked on PhonicsMind of MenciaS2 E10
Even with the help of Tony Hawk, learning cool skater lingo isn't the easiest thing for Carlos's brother Joseph.
DreamsMind of MenciaS2 E10
Skateboarder Tony Hawk gives Carlos and his audience tips on how to achieve their dreams.
Sean PaulMind of MenciaS2 E11
Sean Paul's unique way of communicating works for everything from the recording studio to the drive-in.
LootingMind of MenciaS2 E11
In order to settle an important American debate, a black contestant and a Latino contestant face off to find out who is better at stealing.
Ice SkatingMind of MenciaS2 E11
Carlos kicks off the first annual Stereotype Olympics with an ice skating event.
Cops and CamerasMind of MenciaS2 E12
Carlos explains why he hates all the cameras used by the police department in New York City.
Plastic SurgeryMind of MenciaS2 E12
Judge Carlos teams up with the ghost of Johnnie Cochran to examine some troubling lawsuits.
America Without ImmigrantsMind of MenciaS2 E12
Carlos considers what the U.S. would be like without white people, black people, Mexicans and Canadians.
Reality TVMind of MenciaS2 E13
Carlos reviews the most popular reality shows and suggests the kind of x-rated talents that the shows should feature.
The Whitest PeopleMind of MenciaS2 E13
Carlos ponders the habits of white people, including using food for decoration, joining book clubs, buying Rumbas and wine tasting.
That's America, Bitch!Mind of MenciaS2 E13
When Carlos travels around the world, people claim to hate America, but they always want to come back with him.
Royal Religious RumbleMind of MenciaS2 E14
Religious leaders step into the ring to wrestle their way to power.
Dateline Punk'dMind of MenciaS2 E14
A very specific reality show hosted by Ashton Kutcher takes unsuspecting perverts and busts their game.
Troops at the BorderMind of MenciaS2 E15
Carlos questions why the U.S. placed unarmed troops at the Mexican border.
Dinner for 75 (and Over)Mind of MenciaS2 E15
Carlos leads a no-holds-barred discussion about stereotypes, the American presidency and elderly porn with a group of senior citizens.
Real Fairy TalesMind of MenciaS2 E15
Carlos reveals the ugly truth about the children's stories "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" and "The Frog Prince."
Bad DreamMind of MenciaS3 E1
Carlos imagines what life would be like as a drunken driver, a delusional astronaut and Britney Spears.
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