Mind of Mencia

America Without Immigrants

Season 2 E 12 • 07/30/2006

What would the U.S. be like if immigrants had never arrived?

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"The Rich Sheik"
Mind of MenciaS2 E9

The Rich Sheik uses a song to brag about his many misdeeds.
07/09/2006
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02:35

Vacation
Mind of MenciaS2 E9

During a trip to Hawaii, Carlos realizes that men and women have different ideas about what a relaxing vacation should entail.
07/09/2006
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World Nightly News
Mind of MenciaS2 E10

In 2026, George W. Bush takes on a surprising new role in Iraq, and the racial makeup of the U.S. shifts dramatically.
07/16/2006
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Hawked on Phonics
Mind of MenciaS2 E10

Even with the help of Tony Hawk, learning cool skater lingo isn't the easiest thing for Carlos's brother Joseph.
07/16/2006
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Dreams
Mind of MenciaS2 E10

Skateboarder Tony Hawk gives Carlos and his audience tips on how to achieve their dreams.
07/16/2006
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Sean Paul
Mind of MenciaS2 E11

Sean Paul's unique way of communicating works for everything from the recording studio to the drive-in.
07/23/2006
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Looting
Mind of MenciaS2 E11

In order to settle an important American debate, a black contestant and a Latino contestant face off to find out who is better at stealing.
07/23/2006
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02:58

Ice Skating
Mind of MenciaS2 E11

Carlos kicks off the first annual Stereotype Olympics with an ice skating event.
07/23/2006
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03:33

Cops and Cameras
Mind of MenciaS2 E12

Carlos explains why he hates all the cameras used by the police department in New York City.
07/30/2006
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03:46

Plastic Surgery
Mind of MenciaS2 E12

Judge Carlos teams up with the ghost of Johnnie Cochran to examine some troubling lawsuits.
07/30/2006
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03:08

America Without Immigrants
Mind of MenciaS2 E12

Carlos considers what the U.S. would be like without white people, black people, Mexicans and Canadians.
07/30/2006
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02:24

Reality TV
Mind of MenciaS2 E13

Carlos reviews the most popular reality shows and suggests the kind of x-rated talents that the shows should feature.
08/06/2006
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The Whitest People
Mind of MenciaS2 E13

Carlos ponders the habits of white people, including using food for decoration, joining book clubs, buying Rumbas and wine tasting.
08/06/2006
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02:34

That's America, Bitch!
Mind of MenciaS2 E13

When Carlos travels around the world, people claim to hate America, but they always want to come back with him.
08/06/2006
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02:47

Royal Religious Rumble
Mind of MenciaS2 E14

Religious leaders step into the ring to wrestle their way to power.
08/13/2006
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02:12

Dateline Punk'd
Mind of MenciaS2 E14

A very specific reality show hosted by Ashton Kutcher takes unsuspecting perverts and busts their game.
08/13/2006
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01:53

Troops at the Border
Mind of MenciaS2 E15

Carlos questions why the U.S. placed unarmed troops at the Mexican border.
08/27/2006
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Dinner for 75 (and Over)
Mind of MenciaS2 E15

Carlos leads a no-holds-barred discussion about stereotypes, the American presidency and elderly porn with a group of senior citizens.
08/27/2006
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04:34

Real Fairy Tales
Mind of MenciaS2 E15

Carlos reveals the ugly truth about the children's stories "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" and "The Frog Prince."
08/27/2006
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01:32

Bad Dream
Mind of MenciaS3 E1

Carlos imagines what life would be like as a drunken driver, a delusional astronaut and Britney Spears.
04/01/2007
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The Carlosaurus Rex Show
Mind of MenciaS3 E1

Carlosaurus Rex uses songs to teach kids lessons about masturbation and what really happened to all those pets who went to live on farms.
04/01/2007
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